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The OMEGLE Thread
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1 |
Rappers
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go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them heres 2 of my conversations You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback. ______________________ You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
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#SWAGSWAG
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:40 AM | Message # 136 |
OGs
Posts: 2772
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Quote (EmSeeD) lol you know he's from Taiwan right?
how the shinanigans can you tell?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:41 AM | Message # 137 |
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: yo pussy/f/yo ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:42 AM | Message # 138 |
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OGs
Posts: 2772
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lmao @ ericks convo
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:45 AM | Message # 139 |
Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: HI
You: wanna rap battle?
Stranger: im a girl..
You: so girls can rap too
You: im a boy
You: how old r u
Stranger: 18
You: im 12
Stranger: oh really?
You: yea
Stranger: did you know the cake is a lie?
You: did u know i im so having a wood right now
Stranger: the game
You: the game?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:49 AM | Message # 140 |
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Heads
Posts: 13145
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Quote (eboyd) Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi~~~~~
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nice to meet you too.
You: i am here to discuss a dire matter of global proportions. it is a national security issue.
Stranger: wow....
You: do you accept?
Stranger: sorry i can't speak english well
You: it's ok. as long as you fellate my genitals
Stranger: sorry....
Stranger: i don't understand
You: oh, sorry. just say yes, i will. it's a sign of respect
Stranger: yes
You: thank you. are you fellating?
Stranger: yes
You: good. just continue. the spermatazoa will release soon
Stranger: ~~
You: so, how was your day?
Stranger: soso
You: oh really. was it the goat testicles that ruined it?
You: oh, sorry. that was my day. what happened?
Stranger: nothing special
Stranger: so sad
You: i talked to God today.
Stranger: wow
You: he told me you hadn't been saved.
You: would you like to be saved?
Stranger: im going to tell you my secret
You: ok
You: what is your secret young padawan?
Stranger: in fact........
Stranger: i am a ANGEL
You: OMG! that is AWESOME! so what is the great father like?
You: does he allow fetishists into heaven?
Stranger: fetishists = ?
You: aren't you one?
You: if so, i have hope
Stranger: yes
Stranger: he loves you
You: oh, ok. good. cool
You: after all those babies i raped i thought he'd never forgive me.
Stranger: no
Stranger: he forgive you already
You: ok, good.
You: is God a baby raper like me?
You: *rapist
Stranger: of caurse not smile
You: damn! sad i was hoping to rape babies with him
Stranger: no..~~
Stranger: you are bad guy but he is good man
Stranger: :-0
You: what? did i fart?
Stranger: no....
Stranger: lovely
You: yes. i am. this is a widely known fact though so your point is moot.
You: are you still fellating?
Stranger: i don't understand you ...
Stranger: sorry
You: nevermind. the spermatazoa has been release all over your epidermis
You: you should rub it in
Stranger: yes thank you..
Stranger: you too :0
You: no. i haven't been fellating and thus nobody has secreted spermatazoa from my doing
You: but thanks for the offer
Stranger: yes
Stranger: because i am a angel
Stranger: smile
You: do you have a halo too?
Stranger: yes of course
Stranger: i have wings too
You: nice! dude! let's use your halo as a frisbee!!!! smile
Stranger: no !!
You: why?
Stranger: my precious ~
You: yes. i am precious. once again this is a moot point
Stranger: :-0.....................
You: i do not appreciate your verbage.
You: it will not be tolerated
You: would you mind if i make a minor digression?
Stranger: too fast
You: i know. we should just talk and hold hands first
Stranger: yes
You: i like you Randolph. do you mind if i call you Randolph?
Stranger: what mean
You: Randolph. it's a name. do you mind if i call you that name?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i don't care
You: good. Randolph, you see, i'm a CIA agent. i should have told you earlier. i want to involve you in a plot to overthrow the Cuban government.
You: would you like to accept the challenge?
Stranger: negative
You: why not? is it past your bed time?
Stranger: yes
You: that's too bad. we're going to capture that commie bastard Fidel once and for all and you were going to be the coup leader.
Stranger: oh yes thank you
You: it's too bad. make sure you tell your mom to read you a bedtime story. i'll be in her room. don't mind the moaning. goodnight. sorry guys, but due to the above session, i PWN!  the second he told me he doesn't speak English well i just knew i had to fuck with him
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 2:50 AM | Message # 141 |
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Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i have a massive clue
You: what is it?
Stranger: col mustard did it
Stranger: in the library
Stranger: with a wrench
You: in your ass?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: deep
Stranger: and hard
You: whoa
You: i would want some of that
Stranger: yea i mean who wouldnt
You: heres my phone number:
Stranger: hahaha
You: 778-345-6924
You: call me sweety
Stranger: hahaha wtf is that your real #?
You: yes call it
Stranger: why would you actually put it on here
Stranger: thats madd dumb
You: cause it's cool
Stranger: its prob one of your friends who youre tryin to get back for somethin
You: i want u to rape me
Stranger: just givin out his number
Stranger: rape is no fun
You: rape is great
Stranger: in kazahkstan there are many hobbies
You: i experienced it from micheal
Stranger: table tennis
Stranger: disco dancing
Stranger: and rape
You: i want to do rap
You: rape**
Stranger: so go out and rape someone
You: haha thanks and dont forget to call me....
Stranger: nope no f'n way
Stranger: peace
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(thats not my real number)
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:07 AM | Message # 143 |
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Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: dick and pussies
You: i love strangers
You: nervous???
Stranger: licks and wussies
You: clicks and flussies
You: wanna rap battle?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you go first
You: yo stranger can suck my dick
You: he kno my lyrics go straight to his clit
You: hold up my dick cant fit
You: let me shit
You: u stupid bitch
You: i makes hits
You: like what i do to yo girls tits
You: dont make me flip
You: or my penis will come out with the full clip
You: yo turn
Stranger: this stranger he be illin he be fillin guys asses with his cum after doping up on ritalin
Stranger: he said he wanted head, not from a girl, instead from a guy named jed
Stranger: he told him come to my bed or ill blow off your head with this gun full of lead
Stranger: he said dont worry my apetite will be fed before your left for dead
You: my turn?
Stranger: yea
You: ayo stranger kno my dick is danger
You: i skill mo hard than chuck norris, texas ranger
You: i hit dat cock and ass up old school style like a pager
You: Vapors, he saying i love u haters
You: lime light on my penis like sprit
You: my dick is heavy not light u kno right
You: me so horny, penis is tight
You: my wood be going to so many many great heights
You: yo turn
Stranger: this guy says his dick is danger
Stranger: you hear that? he got more hiv than that other stranger
Stranger: he tears guys asses up left and right
Stranger: your ass better hold tight because its gonna be going up for a fight
Stranger: i hit up girls all night
Stranger: i fuck em so hard they start seein the light
Stranger: your turn
You: i be gettin laid no aids
You: niggas get fucked so hard
You: im neva paid
You: whatta shame
You: i got mo game than this lame
You: killing his hardly no fuggees kurt cobain
You: i been got fame, dick so wild in dat pussy cannot tame
You: i be gettin ladies killin em crazy like slim shady
You: oooo baby i u neva catch me
You: thats it
You: end of battle
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:14 AM | Message # 144 |
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Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Quote (Joker13) uncharted you suck at these lol
i kno i just say random shit lol
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:16 AM | Message # 145 |
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OGs
Posts: 2772
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this guy honestly, he made my heart sink, really...like honestly i felt something in my heart when he disconnected so suddenly: Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: allo
Stranger: hi
You: listen man
You: im a human being
You: how is your life going
Stranger: swell
You: swell?????????????
You: LOVELY
You: you have brightened up my day
You: thank you
You: swell
You: what a wonderful answer
You: asl if i may?
Stranger: 55//m//me
Stranger: I lied on my age though
Stranger: im 19
You: 55? that means you must of had a lot.........
You: oh
You: ok
Stranger: HA! gotcha
You: yes
You: lol
Stranger: asl
You: i said i was 52 once!!!!!!!!
You: to a girl!!!!!!!!!!!
You: no i asked you first
You: oh
You: you answered
You: nvm
You: ok
You: i shall tell you
You: i am 17
You: and i am a male
You: yes
You: indeed
You: truly i am a male
You: are you?
Stranger: yeah
You: ok
Stranger: actually
You: ...
You: uh oh
You: lol, what is it
Stranger: no, I meant I am actually a male. no lie on that one
Stranger: sorry, continue good sir
You: alright
You: you see...i have a problem
You: so i would like it if you refrained from calling me good
Stranger: I'm a problem solver
You: well, my problems are a bit complicate
You: d
You: will you disconnect if i tell you?
Stranger: it depends
You: uh oh
You: lol
You: i have a habit....
You: an evil...habit...
You: do you see where im going on this one?
Stranger: you masturbate far too often?
You: close...
You: i masturbate
You: period
You: ...
You: let us acknowledge this awkwardness
You: and move on
You: wait for it to cool off
You: ...
You: 3.2.1.
Stranger: vln?
You: i am only 17, but may i refrain from making excuses
You: vln? what does this mean?
Stranger: dude I can't believe you do that!
You: ?
Stranger: you're sick and twisted!
You: oh no!
You: i am indeed
Stranger: that's disgusting
You: really?
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (25/Jun/09, 3:16 Am)
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HE COULDDA HELPED ME OUT OMGoodnes!!!!!!!!!!!! WTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT?? IS THIS REAL LIFE?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
Message edited by sodr2 - Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:16 AM
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:28 AM | Message # 146 |
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Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: lil wayne I$ $0 $#XY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Added (25/Jun/09, 3:20 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: HELLO
You: how u doin tonight
Stranger: i be doin just fine playa
Stranger: how bout urself
You: good
You: so so life
You: ???
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: u aint sayin nothin
Stranger: where you from playa
You: from my daddy's dick
Stranger: actually u from ur daddy's nuts
Stranger: but nice try
You: he most def gave a nice try when he was hittin my mom's ass
Stranger: so you were the consolation prize? nice
You: i was "sweet" prize
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Added (25/Jun/09, 3:22 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: like licking ass?
Stranger: Optimus Prime Dies
You: from licking ass?
Stranger: just yours
Your conversational partner has disconnected. i was so owned Added (25/Jun/09, 3:28 Am)
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: winrar?
You: lets start talking sex ed
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you start
Stranger: so what does the PENIS do?
You: let me ask u a question
You: first
Stranger: ok
You: what heppens when u sit next to a person u like?
You: what do your dobly organs do
You: bodly**
Stranger: i get a raging erection
You: ok raging erection
You: let me define erection
Stranger: go ahead
You: erection is something when your gettin ready to screw a bird bit yo penis get too excited
Stranger: what about when im getting ready to screw an ANUS?
You: nasty yo
Stranger: or even worse, a MALE ANUS
You: anus is on the girls side
You: anus is when you get wet
Stranger: MALE ANOOSE
You: a penis is something u screw your little chickens with
Stranger: orly?
You: screw it with the nuts ad bokt
You: bolt**
Stranger: learn to type
Stranger: and no
Stranger: penis is used for MALE ANUS
You: learn how to fuck
You: thats why im giving u sex ed
You: u stupid bitch
You: now listen faggot
Stranger: im a chick you fuckin dumb shit
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:34 AM | Message # 147 |
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OGs
Posts: 2772
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 m usa, lookin for a girl to cam with
You have disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:41 AM | Message # 148 |
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Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo i need help seriously
Stranger: with what?
You: theres a thug in my house and im in the closet on my laptop
Stranger: thats not funny.
You: seriously i need help
Stranger: of all things you could be doing like.. calling 911? why are you on a chatting website
Stranger: dumbass
You: i did but have not hear mr flav "911 is a joke"
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Added (25/Jun/09, 3:41 Am)
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi!
You: asl
Stranger: you firs
Stranger: firts
You: 9 m america
Stranger: ah,,ok
Stranger: I'm 14
You: male or female?
Stranger: f
You: ooo like older women
You: still got hymen?
Stranger: k te den
You: cause im 9 and not a virgin
Stranger: you're una mierda, chaval, no sirves pa nada, eres un puto follador de mierda!!
You: translate
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:51 AM | Message # 149 |
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Heads
Posts: 13145
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LMFAO! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 25/Jun/09, 3:52 AM | Message # 150 |
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Posts: 4766
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Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeeeey
Stranger: asl
You: I WISH I CAN FUCK EVERY GIRL IN TEH WORLD
Stranger: lol um okay
You: DO YOU????\
Stranger: no
Stranger: i am a girl loser
You: SUCK MY COCK
You: THEN
You: CAUSE U'S A GIRL
Stranger: fuk off
Stranger: i aint a slut boy
You: I FUK OFF YO PUSSY
Stranger: narrhhh im aight
You: TOO MUCH SKEET IN THERE????!!
Stranger: how old r u ??
You: 54
You: OLD R U
Stranger: LMAO
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: u fuken pedo
You: YES IM AM AND I LOVE
You: IT
You: SO SUCK MY DICK
You: WHILE IM IN YO CLIT
You: BITCH
Stranger: wtf seriously enough
You: LITTLE FREESTYLE FO YO ASS RIGHT THERE
You: william jefferey 54 black florida
You: THATS MY INFO FYI
You: BIOTCH
You: IM ALSO AN DRUG DEALA
You: BITCH U STILL THERE?
You: HELLO!!!!!
You: SHOVE THESE 50KILO UP THAT FAT ASS!!!!
You: ....
You: FUCK OFF BITCH AND SUCK MY COCK
You: YEAH
You: YEAH
You: YEAH
You: YEAH
You: YAH
You: OO
You: YAH
You: UAJ
You: DO A BJ WHILE I IN YO V-A-J- THATS HOW YOU GET LAID
You: I CAN RAP AND SLAY ALL FUCKING DAY
You: ADICTED LIKE ITS GAY
You: .
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