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The OMEGLE Thread
Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Wednesday, 24/Jun/09, 7:21 PM | Message # 1

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 go to http://omegle.com/
start having random conversations with people... try to make them funny or creepy conversations then copy and paste them

heres 2 of my conversations

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: whats ur social security number?
You: tell me
You: tell me
You: now!
You: now!!!
You: hurry
You: i hear sirens outside
You: shit theyre coming for me
Stranger: no
You: come on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

______________________

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: u gotta help me
Stranger: aight
You: i need a place to stay
You: i just broke out of prison
You: i promise not to murder u
Stranger: umm
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG

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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Saturday, 08/Aug/09, 9:17 PM | Message # 316

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 rip
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG

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s0dr2 Date: Saturday, 22/Aug/09, 9:17 PM | Message # 317

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 You: hey can i ask u a personal q
Stranger: yeah, shoot
Stranger: are you gonna ask about my virginity?
You: lol
Stranger: or sexuality?
You: uh....
You: more related to virginity than sexuality
Stranger: Ok. Go
You: do you ever...clean the pipes?
You: lol
Stranger: Clean them? What do you mean?
Stranger: The inside?
Stranger: The pee-pee hole?
You: lol
You: yessss
You: wow
Stranger: The inside of my pee-pee hole?!
You: lol
Stranger: How would I do that?
You: hahahahaha
You: by a certain white fluid...
You: lmao
Stranger: Oh!!!!
Stranger: I gotcha
Stranger: Yeah, I do it
You: lol
Stranger is typing...
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 25/Aug/09, 1:53 PM | Message # 318

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 ``What about these? These were hillarious. ``

and we are all very impressed...

anyways...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi:) 21/male and u?
You: yeah
You: i just too some extacy
You: im 17 f
You: is that too youngÉ
Stranger: no
You: nice
You: lol
Stranger: from
You: canada
Stranger: nice
You: uÉ
Stranger: name?
Stranger: turkey
You: marrisa
You: nice!
You: ramadan kareem
Stranger: :)
Stranger: nice to meet u marrisa
Stranger: i'm serif
You: thanks
You: im feelin so horny tonight lol
Stranger: hmm nice:
Stranger: :)
You: time for a good old surf across some porn
Stranger: have u msn?
You: yes i do
You: but i dont give it away just like that
Stranger: add me
Stranger: sheriffgs@hotmail.com
You: its weird how lesbian porn turns me on even tho im attracted to guys
You: hey i got a q
You: do you jack offÉ
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

s0dr2 Date: Tuesday, 25/Aug/09, 6:52 PM | Message # 319

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 Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: i just had the funniest
You: omegle convo before u
You: it lasted 10 seconds
You: i wish i saved it
You: wée
Stranger: okay i have some things to say
You: be interesting OR IM LEAVING
You: k
You: let it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall out
You: just ...LET it out
You: tell me everything
Stranger: 1) do not use all those extra letters, it's annoying
You: lmao
Stranger: 2) acronyms are for idiots
You: wow all this after i typed in a few words haahahah
You: YES MAM
Stranger: 3)you don't have to press enter everytime you take a breath
You: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahahaa
You: wow thats funny
You: u know
You: someone else DUMPED me cause i talked too fast
Stranger: and 4) you're like fucking 12, right?
You: haaaaaaaaahahahaha
You: lmaooooooooooooooo
You: srry
You: 17
You: xD
You: Stranger: and 4) you're like fucking 12, right?
Stranger: learn how to spell
You: thats to die for
You: iight
You: and heres my little secret
You: I...KILLED MUFASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: lmao
You: hee hee!
You: CHAMON
You: hey
You: srry
You: forgive me
You: but
You: can i show u my preevious omegle convo
Stranger: you have the maturity of a ten year old.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 25/Aug/09, 6:56 PM | Message # 320

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 man that stranger was a dick
http://chirbit.com/emseed
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:07 PM | Message # 321

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 *Marine Trumpet Tribute Plays*

RIP Omegle Thread..........

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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:08 PM | Message # 322

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 u lived fast and died young...........300+ post during first week.........died a week later....
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:11 PM | Message # 323

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*holds meth in my arms as he backs away from casket and cries*

*tries to fight away and ends up pushing 8 into the grave while theyre putting cement into it*
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 324

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-body dies but soul goes into Meth's keyboard causing him to make unfunny posts for all eternity-

*Then Meth realizes it was 8's soul and notices THATS THE REASON WHY nothing he types is funny*

OWNED

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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:19 PM | Message # 325

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 LMAO aaaaaaawwww 8 dnt be that way........ :(
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:25 PM | Message # 326

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What? It's true, they're not real, souls only exist in that game I talked about regarding your avatar LOL


Ur Lying!
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:36 PM | Message # 327

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I'm Agnostic

uh oh thats worse!
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:39 PM | Message # 328

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Why??????

ask yourself this question my dear son.........

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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:42 PM | Message # 329

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 If it was dead he would revive her..........just to nail it...gigity!
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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 11:45 PM | Message # 330

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 :'(
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