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Create Your Own Eminem (Comedy/Horrorcore) Style Lines
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 10:22 PM | Message # 16 |
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Lol that is NOT AT ALL Eminem style! That's just plain old horrorcore haha!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Monday, 01/Mar/10, 4:38 PM | Message # 17 |
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Quote (eboyd) Lol that is NOT AT ALL Eminem style! That's just plain old horrorcore haha!
 I tried lol
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Monday, 01/Mar/10, 6:49 PM | Message # 18 |
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i'm sick enough to give a fuck
cut my wrists and suck my 2 inch dick
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Furious_Pryme |
Date: Tuesday, 10/Aug/10, 1:09 PM | Message # 19 |
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let me tell you about tha worse day i had, I fucked a chick from bagdad while she had her rags. Not very good at feminem lines
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 10/Aug/10, 1:32 PM | Message # 20 |
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I'll go to the Source Awards and whip Everlast's ass/
Tip a giraffe, beat the shit out of Ras Kass and then laugh/
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 3:25 AM | Message # 21 |
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I don't know if this is even comedic.. It's really just straight up deranged. My influences are the sesame street gangsters (real group look them up).
Prison rape rap I like it when the judge finds me guilty as charged
For stealing a car, raping a bitch,
then slittin her throat and eating her heart
I love that shit, (why?) HAH, yeah, you guessed it!
I finally have a place to go, when I wanna get anally molested
I tell you people, but you always think I'm jokin
And you're hopin, that I don't really leave my assshole open
BUT I DO!! So no need for second guessin!
I'm not messin, this is just me letting out psychological congestion!
First off, I wake up, Put on my make up, and hit the prison showers
then scream "YEAH BABY!" like Austin Powers
Jack of-I mean dry off, put on my orange jumpsuit
"Hey Bacon, why don't you let me fuck you?"
"Oh Jimmy, do you really wanna do it again?"
"Come on Bacon, I thought that we were friends!"
So usually I head back, let him anally rape me
Gape me and taste me, feels like my asshole is breaking!
Around lunch, I hit the prison yard
Try to isolate myself, I never get too far!
Cause in prison, I'm known as the number one snitch!
So I'm always being looked at as someone else's bitch
But I don't mind it, I mean.... it's really not so bad
Considering I don't have to beg my wife anymore,
to stick her fingers up my ass!
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 11:54 AM | Message # 22 |
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LMAO! i'm retarded enough to stop my heart with paddles yet i'm smarter than fuck/
i'll force feed Canibus cough drops to clear his laryngitis up/
make his voice higher than fuck to reveal the bitch that he truly is/
then i'm making Jermaine's wife swallow my kids/
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 11:46 PM | Message # 23 |
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And now, a spoken word piece from Real Hip Hop Forever's ilikebacon3000.. (applause)
Thank you guys for coming out tonight.... It's a blessing to be here at the International Badass World Meetings.. And uh, this piece is about a man I met some time ago by the name of Erik Boyd.. Also known as eboyd. AHEM.. Eboyd is gay
He is gay
He is so fucking gay
I can not express how homosexual this man is.
Eboyd is gay. Thank you, good night. (applause.)
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 0:02 AM | Message # 24 |
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wtf?! you drunk son?! lol!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 1:17 AM | Message # 25 |
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mmmmm maybe a little big daddy  you know how to alcholhol makes my cock feel like fucking
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 2:17 AM | Message # 26 |
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LMFAO!!!!!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 2:20 AM | Message # 27 |
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oh erik
can this be us?
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 2:22 AM | Message # 28 |
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lmao! sure. i guess i'm the buffer one then, right? 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 3:02 AM | Message # 29 |
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yes
then you release a mixtape and this is the cover pleaseeeeeee?
you already admitted to being a gay cowboy, so i figured you could make a concept album about being a gay cowboy..
And we could make a song that has an intro sorta like "Nas is coming" but make it more gay.
anyways here's the artwork for it
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 3:19 AM | Message # 30 |
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LMAO! wow! where the fuck did you get that pic of me with my ex???? LMAO! stocker! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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