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Create Your Own Eminem (Comedy/Horrorcore) Style Lines
eboyd Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 1:47 PM | Message # 1

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 alright, just think of some of the more fucked up yet lyrical Eminem songs and create a line in that fashion. i'll go first for an example:

"if you think i'm prejudice you're completely wrong/
i don't gay bash once in a single fucking song/
instead i make faggots think i'm gay too by wearing tassels/
then let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole"

rofl a bit graphic and fucked up, but you guys know exactly what i mean :D

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TheWatcher Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 2:16 PM | Message # 2

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instead i make faggots think i'm gay too by wearing tassels/
then let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole"

LMAO fuckyocouch

eboyd Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 3:49 PM | Message # 3

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 Alright people, atleast acknowledge this thread >(
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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 0:52 AM | Message # 4

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 i'll make one if you vote for a winner in this battle, even though it might hurt to read it all lol

http://realhiphop4ever.ucoz.com/forum/19-3110-1

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eboyd Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 2:27 AM | Message # 5

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 There bitch! Now do it!
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eboyd Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 2:28 AM | Message # 6

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 :D
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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 4:22 AM | Message # 7

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 uhhh......

he said what the fuck! stop talking shit,
i said i can't, your ass is stuck on my lips

thats all i can think of right now lol

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eboyd Date: Tuesday, 15/Sep/09, 1:56 AM | Message # 8

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 i like to tell people that cannibalism is a virtue/
so eat that bitch hard till blood comes out when she squirts you

:D

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Uncharted Date: Tuesday, 15/Sep/09, 6:03 PM | Message # 9

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 ^^lmao wow
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EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 2:55 AM | Message # 10

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instead i make faggots think i'm gay too by wearing tassels/
then let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole"

whats funny is he did say something like this

"shove a diamond in my behind man, and squeez them with my butt muscles, while i cut bubbles" lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMSXs-XaPI

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eboyd Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 3:24 AM | Message # 11

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 Lol! See, I know what's up with Em's lines :D

Btw, I still think this is a fully qualified Eminem punchline that would probably rank as one of his best lines if he actually said it:

Quote (eboyd)
i like to tell people that cannibalism is a virtue/
so eat that bitch hard till blood comes out when she squirts you

:D

Let me think of another though. Hmmmm.....

I wrote this in another thread:

"Sell 20 copies of my CD infected with VD/
At the AIDS walk to families of kids with HIV/"

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J-Breakz Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 4:33 AM | Message # 12

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 This is such a hater thread
livin life like some cheesy movie
eboyd Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 7:27 AM | Message # 13

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 How? If anything it's an emulation thread lol
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Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 8:45 PM | Message # 14

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 Came home one day and caught my wife in the bed
Started feeling on her stash until her pant leg dripped red
She started laughing like this was a fucking joke
Then I ran to the closet and tied her up with a fucking rope
Wrapped it around her neck and comensed the choke
And put a pillow over her face and then I slit her throat
The cause of death was either suffication or loss of blood
Kicked her off bed and raped her bare corpse on the rug

^^^^ How was that? I didnt use any multies but its still Eminem type tho

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HateMainstreamMusic Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 8:47 PM | Message # 15

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Quote (Lord_Meth)
Came home one day and caught my wife in the bed
Started feeling on her stash until her pant leg dripped red
She started laughing like this was a fucking joke
Then I ran to the closet and tied her up with a fucking rope
Wrapped it around her neck and comensed the choke
And put a pillow over her face and then I slit her throat
The cause of death was either suffication or loss of blood
Kicked her off bed and raped her bare corpse on the rug

it was pretty good... but eminem usually has more of a dark comedic twist on the horrorcore...
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