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Create Your Own Eminem (Comedy/Horrorcore) Style Lines
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 1:47 PM | Message # 1 |
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alright, just think of some of the more fucked up yet lyrical Eminem songs and create a line in that fashion. i'll go first for an example: "if you think i'm prejudice you're completely wrong/
i don't gay bash once in a single fucking song/
instead i make faggots think i'm gay too by wearing tassels/
then let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole"  a bit graphic and fucked up, but you guys know exactly what i mean 
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 2:16 PM | Message # 2 |
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Quote (eboyd) instead i make faggots think i'm gay too by wearing tassels/
then let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole" LMAO 
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 3:49 PM | Message # 3 |
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Alright people, atleast acknowledge this thread 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 0:52 AM | Message # 4 |
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i'll make one if you vote for a winner in this battle, even though it might hurt to read it all lol http://realhiphop4ever.ucoz.com/forum/19-3110-1
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 2:27 AM | Message # 5 |
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There bitch! Now do it!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 2:28 AM | Message # 6 |
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my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 4:22 AM | Message # 7 |
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uhhh...... he said what the fuck! stop talking shit,
i said i can't, your ass is stuck on my lips thats all i can think of right now lol
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 15/Sep/09, 1:56 AM | Message # 8 |
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i like to tell people that cannibalism is a virtue/
so eat that bitch hard till blood comes out when she squirts you
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Uncharted |
Date: Tuesday, 15/Sep/09, 6:03 PM | Message # 9 |
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^^lmao wow
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 2:55 AM | Message # 10 |
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Quote (eboyd) instead i make faggots think i'm gay too by wearing tassels/
then let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole" whats funny is he did say something like this "shove a diamond in my behind man, and squeez them with my butt muscles, while i cut bubbles" lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pMSXs-XaPI
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 3:24 AM | Message # 11 |
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Lol! See, I know what's up with Em's lines Btw, I still think this is a fully qualified Eminem punchline that would probably rank as one of his best lines if he actually said it: Quote (eboyd) i like to tell people that cannibalism is a virtue/
so eat that bitch hard till blood comes out when she squirts you Let me think of another though. Hmmmm..... I wrote this in another thread: "Sell 20 copies of my CD infected with VD/
At the AIDS walk to families of kids with HIV/"
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| J-Breakz |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 4:33 AM | Message # 12 |
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This is such a hater thread
livin life like some cheesy movie
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 7:27 AM | Message # 13 |
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How? If anything it's an emulation thread lol
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 8:45 PM | Message # 14 |
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Came home one day and caught my wife in the bed
Started feeling on her stash until her pant leg dripped red
She started laughing like this was a fucking joke
Then I ran to the closet and tied her up with a fucking rope
Wrapped it around her neck and comensed the choke
And put a pillow over her face and then I slit her throat
The cause of death was either suffication or loss of blood
Kicked her off bed and raped her bare corpse on the rug ^^^^ How was that? I didnt use any multies but its still Eminem type tho
Sick With It
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| HateMainstreamMusic |
Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 8:47 PM | Message # 15 |
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Quote (Lord_Meth) Came home one day and caught my wife in the bed
Started feeling on her stash until her pant leg dripped red
She started laughing like this was a fucking joke
Then I ran to the closet and tied her up with a fucking rope
Wrapped it around her neck and comensed the choke
And put a pillow over her face and then I slit her throat
The cause of death was either suffication or loss of blood
Kicked her off bed and raped her bare corpse on the rug
it was pretty good... but eminem usually has more of a dark comedic twist on the horrorcore...
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