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Bedtime story thread

ilikebacon3000

Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 1:00 AM | Message # 1

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Post something that will make the person above you sleep better

(picture, story, or maybe just a word of advice). Also, make this your last post of the night.

Someone start it off!

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eboyd

Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 3:41 AM | Message # 2

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Once upon a time, this little kid's Nanny walked into his room while he was being rowdy at night instead of sleeping and said "shut the fuck up and go to sleep or else I'll jaggedly slice your testicles with a butter knife and pour alcohol into the open wounds!" Needless to say, the child went to bed right away (of couse after shitting brix) and never went to bed rowdy again. The end

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s0dr2

Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 8:39 AM | Message # 3

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Quote (eboyd)

If that helps you sleep, perhaps this picture will too:

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain

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Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 5:00 PM | Message # 4

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This thread is gonna be hilarious

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ilikebacon3000

Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 9:39 PM | Message # 5

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I remeber when I was little, this story calmed me down..

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Erik. His mother always knew he was... Well... Different then the other little boys.. Instead of playing with cars, he played with dolls. Instead of playing football, he played dress up. He always wanted to go shopping as a teenager and wore wigs and claimed it was "just for fun"... Then one day he died from using a car jack to spread his ass cheeks apart so that his huge boyfreind could fuck him. Now he haunts little boys and uses carjacks to spread little boys ass cheeks. If he doesent get a piece of ass before bed everynight, he cries himself to sleep. SO GIVE ERIK THE ASS!

Haha I don't know.

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