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Bedtime story thread
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 1:00 AM | Message # 1 |
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Post something that will make the person above you sleep better  (picture, story, or maybe just a word of advice). Also, make this your last post of the night. Someone start it off!
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 3:41 AM | Message # 2 |
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Once upon a time, this little kid's Nanny walked into his room while he was being rowdy at night instead of sleeping and said "shut the fuck up and go to sleep or else I'll jaggedly slice your testicles with a butter knife and pour alcohol into the open wounds!" Needless to say, the child went to bed right away (of couse after shitting brix) and never went to bed rowdy again. The end 
my new theme song
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 8:39 AM | Message # 3 |
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Quote (eboyd) Once upon a time, this little kid's Nanny walked into his room while he was being rowdy at night instead of sleeping and said "shut the fuck up and go to sleep or else I'll jaggedly slice your testicles with a butter knife and pour alcohol into the open wounds!" Needless to say, the child went to bed right away (of couse after shitting brix) and never went to bed rowdy again. The end
 If that helps you sleep, perhaps this picture will too: 
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 5:00 PM | Message # 4 |
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This thread is gonna be hilarious
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 20/Nov/09, 9:39 PM | Message # 5 |
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I remeber when I was little, this story calmed me down.. Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Erik. His mother always knew he was... Well... Different then the other little boys.. Instead of playing with cars, he played with dolls. Instead of playing football, he played dress up. He always wanted to go shopping as a teenager and wore wigs and claimed it was "just for fun"... Then one day he died from using a car jack to spread his ass cheeks apart so that his huge boyfreind could fuck him. Now he haunts little boys and uses carjacks to spread little boys ass cheeks. If he doesent get a piece of ass before bed everynight, he cries himself to sleep. SO GIVE ERIK THE ASS! Haha I don't know.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Saturday, 21/Nov/09, 3:42 PM | Message # 6 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Erik. His mother always knew he was... Well... Different then the other little boys.. Instead of playing with cars, he played with dolls. Instead of playing football, he played dress up. He always wanted to go shopping as a teenager and wore wigs and claimed it was "just for fun"... Then one day he died from using a car jack to spread his ass cheeks apart so that his huge boyfreind could fuck him. Now he haunts little boys and uses carjacks to spread little boys ass cheeks. If he doesent get a piece of ass before bed everynight, he cries himself to sleep. SO GIVE ERIK THE ASS! EPIC
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 22/Nov/09, 2:08 AM | Message # 7 |
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NOT
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 22/Nov/09, 8:56 PM | Message # 8 |
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Quote (eboyd) NOT THAT BAD OF A STORY
Wtf?
You liked it? Thanks!Added (22/Nov/09, 8:56 Pm)
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HEY EVERYONE READ MY STORY AND CRITIQUE IT!
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 22/Nov/09, 9:02 PM | Message # 9 |
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Quote (ilikebacon3000) Wtf?
You liked it? Thanks! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 22/Nov/09, 9:09 PM | Message # 10 |
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Monday, 23/Nov/09, 10:10 AM | Message # 11 |
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lawl I watched Bruno and it was fuckin epic.... Anyone else here think it was epic?
Say, didn't the model the main character of Bruno off of Menace?Added (23/Nov/09, 10:10 Am)
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bumpage to the maxage.
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| HateMainstreamMusic |
Date: Friday, 26/Feb/10, 9:38 PM | Message # 12 |
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GO TO SLEEP OR YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH LIPS LIKE THESE
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 26/Feb/10, 9:43 PM | Message # 13 |
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Quote (HateMainstreamMusic) GO TO SLEEP OR YOU'LL WAKE UP WITH LIPS LIKE THESE
*Transforms into Hank Hill*
Bahahahahaha!
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| Chinita |
Date: Friday, 26/Feb/10, 11:12 PM | Message # 14 |
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go to sleeppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
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| Chinita |
Date: Friday, 26/Feb/10, 11:13 PM | Message # 15 |
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yeah menace, that pic will deff help me sleep lol
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