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...... I thought homosexuality was condemned?
wait, let's keep count here...
1. homosexuality is actually a virtue (the love of Jesus)
2. cannibalism is a common practice during church (the Eucharist)
3. incest is not only acceptable, it is necessary (how else did the world get populated after Adam and Eve?)
4. pedophilia, while hidden by church officials, is also common practice (just ask a priest)
5. purchasing drugs and same-sex prostitutes is SO totally condemned (because Ted Haggard is completely heterosexual)
6. so is fellatio (as demonstrated by Ray Comfort, AKA the Banana-Man)
and if you copy this list and paste it three times you can say it is the work of the devil
but to be fair.....