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The Dirty Laundry game
EmSeeD Date: Wednesday, 06/Jan/10, 7:32 PM | Message # 46

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wth , why would u...im not even gonna ask.

its like anal beads, when they pull the anal beads our their ass it gives them pleasure, that's what the baby eels do when they come out her ass, probably gives even more pleasure lol but the video doesn't turn me on at all lol its just so fucked up i had to see it out of curiosity


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s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 07/Jan/10, 9:14 AM | Message # 47

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–noun
oral stimulation of the penis, esp. to orgasm."

well forgive me for not being an expert on penises and how to stimulate them (btw i thought fellatio was when you sucked your OWN penis)


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ilikebacon3000 Date: Thursday, 07/Jan/10, 7:15 PM | Message # 48

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its like anal beads, when they pull the anal beads out of my ass it gives me pleasure,

.................uh.


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eboyd Date: Thursday, 07/Jan/10, 8:54 PM | Message # 49

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well forgive me for not being an expert on penises and how to stimulate them (btw i thought fellatio was when you sucked your OWN penis)

lol! how do you do that??? have you tried? i know i have :D it doesn't work rofl


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 10:12 AM | Message # 50

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lol! how do you do that??? have you tried? i know i have :D it doesn't work rofl

HOW TO SUCK YOUR OWN COCK LMAO!


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s0dr2 Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 4:03 PM | Message # 51

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HOW TO SUCK YOUR OWN COCK LMAO!

there is no way in hell im clicking that link.... and i dont even wanna know how u discovered that site lmao

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lol! how do you do that??? have you tried? i know i have :D it doesn't work rofl

take it from this guy:

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Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML
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I agree, your life sucks (8476) - you totally deserved it (38773)

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http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy?page=66
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml <--#8 scares me, #12 is hot (alright, i admit i checked out your site elmat)

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http://www.collegesexadvice.com/friend-cock.shtml
^^okay 8, seriously. is your name russell or george?


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 4:28 PM | Message # 52

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there is no way in hell im clicking that link.... and i dont even wanna know how u discovered that site lmao

I know you checked that site and now you're breaking your neck while trying to suck your cock :D


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eboyd Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 8:21 PM | Message # 53

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I know you checked that site and now you're breaking your neck while trying to suck your cock :D

rofl

man, that site had me cracking up. i might have to try this now :D


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eboyd Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 8:22 PM | Message # 54

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so wait, is autofellatio homosexual, incestual, masturbation, or a combination of all three? rofl

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El_Matador Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 8:31 PM | Message # 55

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so wait, is autofellatio homosexual, incestual, masturbation, or a combination of all three?

I call it self-blowin. Sodr, how's your neck?


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eboyd Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 8:44 PM | Message # 56

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I call it self-blowin. Sodr, how's your neck?

rofl rofl rofl rofl

so El Mat, which positions have you tried for self-blowin'? rofl


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El_Matador Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 8:48 PM | Message # 57

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so El Mat, which positions have you tried for self-blowin'?

All of them. But its hard to me cos I'm 6'6". But I'll be trying LMFAO What about you?


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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 9:04 PM | Message # 58

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http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy?page=66
http://www.collegesexadvice.com/masturbation-mistakes.shtml <--#8 scares me, #12 is hot (alright, i admit i checked out your site elmat)

man that was the funniest shit i've seen in ages, lol at first i thought it was all one guy rofl

number 12 does sound hot. number 6 was the funniest


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eboyd Date: Friday, 08/Jan/10, 9:15 PM | Message # 59

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All of them. But its hard to me cos I'm 6'6". But I'll be trying LMFAO What about you?

LOL! none yet. i'll see what's up soon though ;)


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s0dr2 Date: Saturday, 09/Jan/10, 8:45 AM | Message # 60

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so wait, is autofellatio homosexual, incestual, masturbation, or a combination of all three?

lol

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number 6 was the funniest

hes lucky the cap didnt turn sideways in his anus like #19 rofl


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