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Create your own Lil B-ass punchlines
El_Matador Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 10:11 AM | Message # 16

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i got diamonds on my clothes
diamonds on my walls
diamonds on my hoes
and diamonds on my balls
sometimes it hurts when my pubs grow around them
so i have to pluck them and yell at them
hoes on my dick coz they wanna smuggle the diamonds
i'm a lime man
i got so many hoes they all cover the floor
i need a special hoe-ver craft just to get out the door
i say i see yall in the morn

LMAO!!!!! Lil B would propably pay you to rent these lines ROFL

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Ratmn Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 9:26 PM | Message # 17

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 I got mo' yellow than gucci lemonadAYEEEEE.

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Adam Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 9:39 PM | Message # 18

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 soulja boy on my back so you know what that means
im getting more mice then a yellow gets cheese



I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Treach Date: Thursday, 23/Sep/10, 10:04 AM | Message # 19

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soulja boy on my back so you know what that means
im getting more mice then a yellow gets cheese

brilliantly retarded lol

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Adam Date: Thursday, 23/Sep/10, 5:25 PM | Message # 20

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 I think i got best line in this thread



I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
EmSeeD Date: Wednesday, 24/Nov/10, 3:11 AM | Message # 21

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 "if rap was a gay than i'd have H.I.V., the most valuable homo in the industry, if rap was a gay than i'd have H.I.V. fucking up dis bitch in da industry, YEEAAAAAAA DIS LIL B NIGGAAAAAA REST IN PIECE TO MY MAN BIG L NIIIIIGGGAAAAAAAAA
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Uncharted Date: Friday, 26/Nov/10, 11:20 PM | Message # 22

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 bitches on my dick cause i look like kanye
couple hoes willin to suck cock rite behind me

Added (26/Nov/10, 11:20 PM)
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im in the strip club, more like restaurant
eatin bitches, nut salad, wat they really want
imma based god, the based savior
she givin me head as i pull her by her hair
yummy, i feel cummy
dont you mind to put dese based babies in your tummy????

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Message edited by Uncharted - Friday, 26/Nov/10, 11:20 PM
ilikebacon3000 Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 3:07 AM | Message # 23

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 nails in the shoes, nails all in this shit
nails in my arms, jesus, i'm the savoir of this bitch
yes i am a faggot
yes i am a faggot
but i still fuck bitches while i get all the cabbage
niggas don't like me cause i'm the cabbage
i'm a fuckin rabbit
yes i am a faggot
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
eboyd Date: Tuesday, 11/Jan/11, 11:41 AM | Message # 24

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 i got my swag at 500 mil/
i'm a pretty bitch and i am pretty real/
based God n***a. i'ma do ya bitch/
i am pretty rich. no i ain't no snitch/
i'll leave you in a ditch, then i'll make a switch/
pretty bitch up in this bitch. i'll make ya hoe strip/
like a martian with my raps like the planet that i'm on/
like i'm John, like i'm Ron, like i'm gone, like Lebron/
like a song, like a bong, like Kim Jong, like i'm Wong/
like "go on Lil B, you know that you're a martian/
pretty boy, Based God, and you know i'm living large and-/
-i'm a pretty bitch, prettier than rich/
rapping is my niche. i'm hitting like a glitch/
my new theme song



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battle record:

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 3:49 AM | Message # 25

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 ^put that on your cowboy mixtape
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
eboyd Date: Wednesday, 12/Jan/11, 3:56 AM | Message # 26

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 lololololololol
my new theme song



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battle record:

7-0-0

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