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Create your own Lil B-ass punchlines
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:22 PM | Message # 1 |
Heads
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Everyone loves Lil B. Create and post your own retarted punchlines in Lil B's style.
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:33 PM | Message # 2 |
Emcees
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bitch pussy dryer than the sahara
thats why i be drinkin quech type in botswana!!!!
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| El_Matador |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:37 PM | Message # 3 |
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Heads
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I got hoes on my dick cos I got hoes on my dick!
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| Adam |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:43 PM | Message # 4 |
B-Girls
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look at this martian she's a pretty bitch
ill buy her an elevator and give her a lift
into my chad brad car and we gonna hit the club
dance to some songs that sound like mud
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:49 PM | Message # 5 |
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Emcees
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little sperm taste like fomula milk
my lemonade sperm goin down her clothes silk
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| Adam |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:52 PM | Message # 6 |
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B-Girls
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ahh shit please somebody help
i think i just accidentally agreed to assist my partner in masturbation
must be because we both pretty boys and jump at temptation
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:59 PM | Message # 7 |
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Emcees
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sippin on somethin retarded, dick all started
got my gucci stained, my assholeness just farted
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| Adam |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:05 AM | Message # 8 |
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B-Girls
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looking out the window to see all the pretty bitches
thinking damn i got all these hoes pullin on my britches
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| Adam |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:09 AM | Message # 9 |
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B-Girls
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WE HAVE TO TRY HARDER WE SOUND LIKE NECRO NOT LIL B
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| Uncharted |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:16 AM | Message # 10 |
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Emcees
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walkin wit my fruity swag, pussy hoes flex me
oh my gucci chains and wallets lookin so sexyAdded (21/Sep/10, 0:16 Am)
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is that more like it??
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:42 AM | Message # 11 |
Heads
Posts: 11464
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i got diamonds on my clothes
diamonds on my walls
diamonds on my hoes
and diamonds on my balls
sometimes it hurts when my pubs grow around them
so i have to pluck them and yell at them
hoes on my dick coz they wanna smuggle the diamonds
i'm a lime man
i got so many hoes they all cover the floor
i need a special hoe-ver craft just to get out the door
i say i see yall in the morn
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Treach |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 10:59 AM | Message # 12 |
OGs
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Quote (EmSeeD) i got diamonds on my clothes
diamonds on my walls
diamonds on my hoes
and diamonds on my balls
sometimes it hurts when my pubs grow around them
so i have to pluck them and yell at them
hoes on my dick coz they wanna smuggle the diamonds
i'm a lime man
i got so many hoes they all cover the floor
i need a special hoe-ver craft just to get out the door
i say i see yall in the morn LMAO
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
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| Joker13 |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 5:18 PM | Message # 13 |
Emcees
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bitches on my dick like shoes on concrete
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 4:41 AM | Message # 14 |
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Heads
Posts: 11464
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coz on my dick coz i look like Benny Hinn
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| El_Matador |
Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 10:06 AM | Message # 15 |
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Heads
Posts: 3347
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Hoes on my dick cos I look like Harry Potter
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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