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Create your own Lil B-ass punchlines
El_Matador Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:22 PM | Message # 1

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Everyone loves Lil B. Create and post your own retarted punchlines in Lil B's style.



MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Uncharted Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:33 PM | Message # 2

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bitch pussy dryer than the sahara
thats why i be drinkin quech type in botswana!!!!


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El_Matador Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:37 PM | Message # 3

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I got hoes on my dick cos I got hoes on my dick!

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Adam Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:43 PM | Message # 4

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look at this martian she's a pretty bitch
ill buy her an elevator and give her a lift
into my chad brad car and we gonna hit the club
dance to some songs that sound like mud





I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Uncharted Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:49 PM | Message # 5

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little sperm taste like fomula milk
my lemonade sperm goin down her clothes silk


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Adam Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:52 PM | Message # 6

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ahh shit please somebody help
i think i just accidentally agreed to assist my partner in masturbation
must be because we both pretty boys and jump at temptation





I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Uncharted Date: Monday, 20/Sep/10, 11:59 PM | Message # 7

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sippin on somethin retarded, dick all started
got my gucci stained, my assholeness just farted


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Adam Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:05 AM | Message # 8

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looking out the window to see all the pretty bitches
thinking damn i got all these hoes pullin on my britches





I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Adam Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:09 AM | Message # 9

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WE HAVE TO TRY HARDER WE SOUND LIKE NECRO NOT LIL B




I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Uncharted Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:16 AM | Message # 10

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walkin wit my fruity swag, pussy hoes flex me
oh my gucci chains and wallets lookin so sexy

Added (21/Sep/10, 0:16 Am)
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is that more like it??


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EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 0:42 AM | Message # 11

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i got diamonds on my clothes
diamonds on my walls
diamonds on my hoes
and diamonds on my balls
sometimes it hurts when my pubs grow around them
so i have to pluck them and yell at them
hoes on my dick coz they wanna smuggle the diamonds
i'm a lime man
i got so many hoes they all cover the floor
i need a special hoe-ver craft just to get out the door
i say i see yall in the morn


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Treach Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 10:59 AM | Message # 12

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Quote (EmSeeD)
i got diamonds on my clothes
diamonds on my walls
diamonds on my hoes
and diamonds on my balls
sometimes it hurts when my pubs grow around them
so i have to pluck them and yell at them
hoes on my dick coz they wanna smuggle the diamonds
i'm a lime man
i got so many hoes they all cover the floor
i need a special hoe-ver craft just to get out the door
i say i see yall in the morn

LMAO


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Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
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Joker13 Date: Tuesday, 21/Sep/10, 5:18 PM | Message # 13

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bitches on my dick like shoes on concrete

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EmSeeD Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 4:41 AM | Message # 14

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coz on my dick coz i look like Benny Hinn

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El_Matador Date: Wednesday, 22/Sep/10, 10:06 AM | Message # 15

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Hoes on my dick cos I look like Harry Potter

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

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