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RHHF's Children's Story
EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:40 AM | Message # 16

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yeah fight the power, but not the electricity,
some crazy RHHF mofos, tearing up the facility,
bullets spraying, everwhere for no reason,
don't give a fuck, its bullet season,
bitches, make it rain with the gun,
"wtf its a nun!", she points with her finger to shun:
"you boys better cut down that racket",
fuck it shits just begun, mofo's look stunned,
even the rev runned, emseed jumps in,
throw a ninja star to her throat,
that's when the crazy lady pulls a ak from under her cloak,
"rat-tat-tat-tat haha" the old lady sings,
this is the type a shit hell brings,
"just wait till you feel Gods wrath",
and after this i'ma give you dirty little boys a bath,
meth look at those filthy ears, shit ain't been scrubed in years"
"oh shit no muzzy, someone please help me"
last time she scrubbed my ears she brang in a priest who felt me"


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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:57 AM | Message # 17

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thats too hard

all you have to do is visualize the scene and story, when i do it i imagine i'm playing GTA IV, coz the scenes in that game a similar to the whole bank robbery thing. just pretend you're a character in the game in a scenario and the rhymes come easy to me.


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 3:10 PM | Message # 18

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yeah fight the power, but not the electricity,
some crazy RHHF mofos, tearing up the facility,
bullets spraying, everwhere for no reason,
don't give a fuck, its bullet season,
bitches, make it rain with the gun,
"wtf its a nun!", she points with her finger to shun:
"you boys better cut down that racket",
fuck it shits just begun, mofo's look stunned,
even the rev runned, emseed jumps in,
throw a ninja star to her throat,
that's when the crazy lady pulls a ak from under her cloak,
"rat-tat-tat-tat haha" the old lady sings,
this is the type a shit hell brings,
"just wait till you feel Gods wrath",
and after this i'ma give you dirty little boys a bath,
meth look at those filthy ears, shit ain't been scrubed in years"
"oh shit no muzzy, someone please help me"
last time she scrubbed my ears she brang in a priest who felt me"

Suddenly Erik came with a tank and trampled the chick
Then he hopped in, we was on some Halo 3 shit
I sat outside with my pistol picking off the feds
Muzzy pullled out the shotgun adn nearly blew off his head
We rolled off with the dough adn took flight on a train
We will be in LA hopefully the next day


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Acekat00o Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 3:13 PM | Message # 19

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lets make this ,on every 5 verses we conect them and see what resulted

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Acekat00o Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 3:14 PM | Message # 20

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The RHHF crew drove to the bank dressed in black
We snucked thru the back and was strapped with semi and macs
We yelled get the fuck down before its a wrap
I pointed at Paris, You and Joker head to the back
They left to the safe while the rest of us stayed base
We eyed the hostages and they looked red in the face
Suddenly alarms went off and we lost our composure
I shot the Banker ducking down and kicked the fucker over
I screamed hurry and get money before the cops come
Then Paris came from the safe drenched in Joker's cum
I screamed wtf was yall doing and all they did was shrugged
I looked Paris in the face, frowned and he got punched
Get the money now faggots and head to the van
Before I kill you all and leave myself to the feds
As we headed out the door the cops armed, we stand
We fired at the feds busting now we must dance
firing at the feds,
3 hip hop heads ducking down behind the trunk,
meth runs out tap dancing, wtf are you drunk,
"come on boys, who wants the meth",
joker jumps out to save him gets shot to death,
huges gaps in the chest,
"go meth now you need rest"
meth gets behind the car and starts to figure,
we're sitting ducks here man fuck this nigga,
throws joker at the cops, to block shots, drops the glocks,
picks up the flame thrower,
"its time for a cop bbq, from the tap dancing ill flower"!!
Joker gets shot ,once, twice now he cold as ice
This must be a game,throw the dice
Shooting and stepin on them like they mice
Eating them like a chinese eating rice
Ace takes the m16 ,he extrem keen
On defending his mates ,onward bending
The laws of the institute the we dispute
With a gun rifle big as the eiffel
Tower that police cower to fight the power
yeah fight the power, but not the electricity,
some crazy RHHF mofos, tearing up the facility,
bullets spraying, everwhere for no reason,
don't give a fuck, its bullet season,
bitches, make it rain with the gun,
"wtf its a nun!", she points with her finger to shun:
"you boys better cut down that racket",
fuck it shits just begun, mofo's look stunned,
even the rev runned, emseed jumps in,
throw a ninja star to her throat,
that's when the crazy lady pulls a ak from under her cloak,
"rat-tat-tat-tat haha" the old lady sings,
this is the type a shit hell brings,
"just wait till you feel Gods wrath",
and after this i'ma give you dirty little boys a bath,
meth look at those filthy ears, shit ain't been scrubed in years"
"oh shit no muzzy, someone please help me"
last time she scrubbed my ears she brang in a priest who felt me"
Suddenly Erik came with a tank and trampled the chick
Then he hopped in, we was on some Halo 3 shit
I sat outside with my pistol picking off the feds
Muzzy pullled out the shotgun adn nearly blew off his head
We rolled off with the dough adn took flight on a train
We will be in LA hopefully the next day


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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 7:46 PM | Message # 21

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Suddenly Erik came with a tank and trampled the chick
Then he hopped in, we was on some Halo 3 shit
I sat outside with my pistol picking off the feds
Muzzy pullled out the shotgun adn nearly blew off his head
We rolled off with the dough adn took flight on a train
We will be in LA hopefully the next day

we took flight on the train, coz it had wings,
thats gangsta crazy yadadamean?
holy fuck its that its that weird ass cunt,
i forgot his name, i got his chain, from his tiny frame,
and smacked him in the face,
kicked him out the flying train, to melrose place,
"from new york to L.A. sang the fat train driver,
but i've a... bad feeling something just ain't right,
headng toward the orange sky, tonight,
"where's the fuckin' peanuts", yells eboyd,
acekat says "sorry eboyd last time you gave me nuts i got hemroids"
"not those nuts this stores gay wtf is this"
"here have deez nuts" omg its a snoop dogg talking terrorist!
wtf you saying bitch, the names osama,
i came to meet my 1st cousin obama,
everybody out the window, i'm raising the tempo,
eboyd jumps out as he escapes, oh fuck
f.b.i planes all over the place.


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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 03/Jul/09, 4:30 AM | Message # 22

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lmao did i kill this story?

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eboyd Date: Friday, 03/Jul/09, 5:01 AM | Message # 23

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we took flight on the train, coz it had wings,
thats gangsta crazy yadadamean?
holy fuck its that its that weird ass cunt,
i forgot his name, i got his chain, from his tiny frame,
and smacked him in the face,
kicked him out the flying train, to melrose place,
"from new york to L.A. sang the fat train driver,
but i've a... bad feeling something just ain't right,
headng toward the orange sky, tonight,
"where's the fuckin' peanuts", yells eboyd,
acekat says "sorry eboyd last time you gave me nuts i got hemroids"
"not those nuts this stores gay wtf is this"
"here have deez nuts" omg its a snoop dogg talking terrorist!
wtf you saying bitch, the names osama,
i came to meet my 1st cousin obama,
everybody out the window, i'm raising the tempo,
eboyd jumps out as he escapes, oh fuck
f.b.i planes all over the place.

...but it's ok, Erik is a basket case/
he'll be the one that holds the gun/
screaming "hey officer, will you have my son?!"/
the rest of them will run while E takes the bullets/
deflects them with his elbow and his steel mullet /
oh shit! the cops shot Meth in the ass cheek!/
damn, and he thought they were sore last week/
after they got beat by his boyfriend Pete/
this homo's gonna be walking like Richard Gere/
after shoving a foot long gerbil in his rear/
make no mistake though, he walks like that already/
after his sex mate Freddy fucked him with a machete/
he told Meth "it won't hurt as long as you hold steady"/
now his farts sound like winds racing through like Mario Andretti/
got his nickname as Lord of the Gays/
his fuck buddy gave his lips a spectacular glaze/
spackled his ass shut with a load of jizz/
then he rubbed it in and said "gee wizz!"/
with a slur, and then like a kitten he'd pur/
while all the other gay men would rub his chest fur/
well, actually they're feathers. you must remember/
Meth's real name is Eggbert. he hibernates in November/
his mom feeds him worms. he eats from her beak/
then spends hours with sodr trying to get a sneak peek/
as they play soggy waffle. Meth likes to lose on purpose/
you need some extra jizz? don't trip. Meth has a surplus/
in his belly. he uses it on toast as his jelly/
ok, sorry for the digression. dude, is my finger smelly?/


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eboyd Date: Friday, 03/Jul/09, 5:20 AM | Message # 24

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...but it's ok, Erik is a basket case/
he'll be the one that holds the gun/
screaming "hey officer, will you have my son?!"/
the rest of them will run while E takes the bullets/
deflects them with his elbow and his steel mullet /
oh shit! the cops shot Meth in the ass cheek!/
damn, and he thought they were sore last week/
after they got beat by his boyfriend Pete/
this homo's gonna be walking like Richard Gere/
after shoving a foot long gerbil in his rear/
make no mistake though, he walks like that already/
after his sex mate Freddy fucked him with a machete/
he told Meth "it won't hurt as long as you hold steady"/
now his farts sound like winds racing through like Mario Andretti/
got his nickname as Lord of the Gays/
his fuck buddy gave his lips a spectacular glaze/
spackled his ass shut with a load of jizz/
then he rubbed it in and said "gee wizz!"/
with a slur, and then like a kitten he'd pur/
while all the other gay men would rub his chest fur/
well, actually they're feathers. you must remember/
Meth's real name is Eggbert. he hibernates in November/
his mom feeds him worms. he eats from her beak/
then spends hours with sodr trying to get a sneak peek/
as they play soggy waffle. Meth likes to lose on purpose/
you need some extra jizz? don't trip. Meth has a surplus/
in his belly. he uses it on toast as his jelly/
ok, sorry for the digression. dude, is my finger smelly?/

^^^greatest story ever told right here. true story too.


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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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Acekat00o Date: Friday, 03/Jul/09, 6:04 AM | Message # 25

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...but it's ok, Erik is a basket case/
he'll be the one that holds the gun/
screaming "hey officer, will you have my son?!"/
the rest of them will run while E takes the bullets/
deflects them with his elbow and his steel mullet /
oh shit! the cops shot Meth in the ass cheek!/
damn, and he thought they were sore last week/
after they got beat by his boyfriend Pete/
this homo's gonna be walking like Richard Gere/
after shoving a foot long gerbil in his rear/
make no mistake though, he walks like that already/
after his sex mate Freddy fucked him with a machete/
he told Meth "it won't hurt as long as you hold steady"/
now his farts sound like winds racing through like Mario Andretti/
got his nickname as Lord of the Gays/
his fuck buddy gave his lips a spectacular glaze/
spackled his ass shut with a load of jizz/
then he rubbed it in and said "gee wizz!"/
with a slur, and then like a kitten he'd pur/
while all the other gay men would rub his chest fur/
well, actually they're feathers. you must remember/
Meth's real name is Eggbert. he hibernates in November/
his mom feeds him worms. he eats from her beak/
then spends hours with sodr trying to get a sneak peek/
as they play soggy waffle. Meth likes to lose on purpose/
you need some extra jizz? don't trip. Meth has a surplus/
in his belly. he uses it on toast as his jelly/
ok, sorry for the digression. dude, is my finger smelly?/

i like it how you focus on meth and diss him really good


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eboyd Date: Friday, 03/Jul/09, 6:14 AM | Message # 26

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Quote (Acekat00o)
i like it how you focus on meth and diss him really good

yep, that was the objective biggrin


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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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eboyd Date: Saturday, 04/Jul/09, 7:20 PM | Message # 27

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my new theme song



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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 04/Jul/09, 7:33 PM | Message # 28

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we took flight on the train, coz it had wings,
thats gangsta crazy yadadamean?
holy fuck its that its that weird ass cunt,
i forgot his name, i got his chain, from his tiny frame,
and smacked him in the face,
kicked him out the flying train, to melrose place,
"from new york to L.A. sang the fat train driver,
but i've a... bad feeling something just ain't right,
headng toward the orange sky, tonight,
"where's the fuckin' peanuts", yells eboyd,
acekat says "sorry eboyd last time you gave me nuts i got hemroids"
"not those nuts this stores gay wtf is this"
"here have deez nuts" omg its a snoop dogg talking terrorist!
wtf you saying bitch, the names osama,
i came to meet my 1st cousin obama,
everybody out the window, i'm raising the tempo,
eboyd jumps out as he escapes, oh fuck
f.b.i planes all over the place.

Quote (eboyd)
...but it's ok, Erik is a basket case/
he'll be the one that holds the gun/
screaming "hey officer, will you have my son?!"/
the rest of them will run while E takes the bullets/
deflects them with his elbow and his steel mullet /
oh shit! the cops shot Meth in the ass cheek!/
damn, and he thought they were sore last week/
after they got beat by his boyfriend Pete/
this homo's gonna be walking like Richard Gere/
after shoving a foot long gerbil in his rear/
make no mistake though, he walks like that already/
after his sex mate Freddy fucked him with a machete/
he told Meth "it won't hurt as long as you hold steady"/
now his farts sound like winds racing through like Mario Andretti/
got his nickname as Lord of the Gays/
his fuck buddy gave his lips a spectacular glaze/
spackled his ass shut with a load of jizz/
then he rubbed it in and said "gee wizz!"/
with a slur, and then like a kitten he'd pur/
while all the other gay men would rub his chest fur/
well, actually they're feathers. you must remember/
Meth's real name is Eggbert. he hibernates in November/
his mom feeds him worms. he eats from her beak/
then spends hours with sodr trying to get a sneak peek/
as they play soggy waffle. Meth likes to lose on purpose/
you need some extra jizz? don't trip. Meth has a surplus/
in his belly. he uses it on toast as his jelly/
ok, sorry for the digression. dude, is my finger smelly?/

his finger was smelly, said erik as he sniffed it fast,
"that's the last time i'll stick my fingers in my ass"
but the scent woke erik from his gay hallucination
to find himself falling to a new destination,
"oh shit that's right i'm falling from the plane/train,
how the fuck will i remain", sodr2 runs from out the toilet,
with a parachute, "don't worry erik, i'm on your back,
"get off my ass dude"! SMACK! erik slapped sodr's face,
"i can't control this shit, we're going all over the place,
meanwhile on the train/plane, where the others stood...


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eboyd Date: Saturday, 04/Jul/09, 7:42 PM | Message # 29

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his finger was smelly, said erik as he sniffed it fast,
"that's the last time i'll stick my fingers in my ass"
but the scent woke erik from his gay hallucination
to find himself falling to a new destination,
"oh shit that's right i'm falling from the plane/train,
how the fuck will i remain", sodr2 runs from out the toilet,
with a parachute, "don't worry erik, i'm on your back,
"get off my ass dude"! SMACK! erik slapped sodr's face,
"i can't control this shit, we're going all over the place,
meanwhile on the train/plane, where the others stood...

bacon looked at Menace "'cause he looked hard" and he had wood/
so there he remained for an hour or two/
jerking it to the fantasy that he was Menace's boo/
all of a sudden Captain Am-Erik-a arrived/
the hero of this story (as the plot took a nose-dive)/
he smacked bacon in the back of the head/
noticed Aru Navi was touching his bloomage so he said/
"hey little kid, why don't you get some ass/
from a female? i think you'll have a blast"/
the kid replied "no man, i like the dick/
i make Russel bend over and i like to lick"/
so the Captain said "son this gay shit is played/
and you're gonna end up with gonnaherpasyphillaids"/
the kid said "really?" 'cause he didn't know the deali-/
-o. this homo started to sing "A Milli"/
so the Captain shot his ass with his laser gun.....


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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

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Lord_Meth Date: Monday, 06/Jul/09, 11:25 AM | Message # 30

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Captain Am-Erik-a

AHAHAHAHAHA


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