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RHHF's Children's Story
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 9:25 PM | Message # 46 |
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why doesn't anyone know how to follow the rhyme? that didn't fit at all. only me and YANHAP are pulling it off.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 9:56 PM | Message # 47 |
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Quote (eboyd) why doesn't anyone know how to follow the rhyme? that didn't fit at all. only me and YANHAP are pulling it off.
aaaaaah shut up and just go along with it...........u big baby...
Sick With It
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 10:42 PM | Message # 48 |
Heads
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Quote (Lord_Meth) Wat the fuck? this guy is nuts, he needs some help
I took a bat to his head until it started to welt..... aw how heart felt,
especially when i went in, and pulled out meth's heart myself,
hands covered in blood, some douche was tryna get a plug-
in, coming up "can i kick a rhyme man?"
i got a new product that needs advertising
saw another 5 men,
come up from behind him,
claiming that they've got skills,
and hot wheels,
said they wanna shoot a video....
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| YANHAP1 |
Date: Thursday, 01/Oct/09, 7:20 AM | Message # 49 |
DJs
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of the rodeo piped ice tutorials
quick to the finish the crystals diminshed
and then stacked it full of oreos
crumbs mixed the biscuits
"throw in some cheerios i'm on some serial hits quick!"
they seemed perked and cheery but really a sullen crew
blazin bowls on a longhorn like olympic style buckaroo
bugaboo how be you? who ya gonna sock it to?
i'll pocket stacks and rock it back we shockin that, that's clearly tru
Howdy doo ooo sue me
Travel time to 9th Ward sign just to say Katrina blew me
Dr Who ain't got a clue to save these lyrical loonies
by the sounds of who be down they weren't much older than the Goonies,
Meth said "Seed don't make me bleed and give me back my heart"
instead of that pinched the aortal sack just to hear it fart
nastily.... plumbed ventricals with pasta
"Ya basta! Seed, now plaster me!"
Pathologically proceded to avert a pump catastrophy
E Bee cranially disfigured? nah, he wasn't off the worst
Cause after Meth had laced the La he forgot he hit it first
Imaginal figments funny in that sense how minds will play
Protect yourself and guard your health or fall down on your Training day......
who killed bambi? 
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| dietryingvictoriously |
Date: Thursday, 01/Oct/09, 3:33 PM | Message # 50 |
Rappers
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rookie of the squad and its my first day in training
like a portrait of the sky if I gets wet im staining
so to all you white tee rockers i can spot you like a hundred and one
with the wings on my shoes fuck it off i blast to the sun
loaded with c4 whos to say i aint a god
promised a million virgins off myself with a nod
but i woke up with sweat dripping off my noggin
heard a cat singing tossed a boot damn cat up'd and dodged it
http://www.youtube.com/user/DIETRYINVICTORIOUSLY
http://www.myspace.com/dietryingvictoriously
http://www.soundcloud.com/dietryingvictoriously
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| YANHAP1 |
Date: Thursday, 01/Oct/09, 3:50 PM | Message # 51 |
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DJs
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don't be scared to hog it
The kid ain't no rookie
best bet if you bet go check with the bookie
But he played hookie didn't reach the back of the class
off the register his retinas didnt register the asssignments or tasks
the aim of the game a continuity thread
like Childrens story as Slick Rick said
nice intro though but build with the content to continue the flow
What bout the c4 could have took it to Home Ec
with a hell of a bang swapped Marzipan for the almond like Semtex
cats are complex lest its sex sleep or food then a whole different context.....
who killed bambi?
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 01/Oct/09, 6:32 PM | Message # 52 |
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...Then he realized the contents were good for bomb threats/
So nonchalantly he bombed next. Just being honest/
Came with rhymes longest like the dick on Ron Jeremy/
His girl came in the room and said "hun, you're scaring me!"/
For clarity he created a rhyme to make her feel warm inside/
So that the pussy felt like an apple pie when he decided to slide  /
Into it. He hit so hard he ripped through it/
He told her that would happen and she knew it/
So she proceeded and blew it. Her man said "screw it"/
He splattered the baby batter and told her to chew it/
When they finished they realized the bomb threat was evident/
So they headed to tell the people that death was eminent/
This was reminiscent of...
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 01/Oct/09, 8:32 PM | Message # 53 |
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Quote (YANHAP1) of the rodeo piped ice tutorials
quick to the finish the crystals diminshed
and then stacked it full of oreos
crumbs mixed the biscuits
"throw in some cheerios i'm on some serial hits quick!"
they seemed perked and cheery but really a sullen crew
blazin bowls on a longhorn like olympic style buckaroo
bugaboo how be you? who ya gonna sock it to?
i'll pocket stacks and rock it back we shockin that, that's clearly tru
Howdy doo ooo sue me
Travel time to 9th Ward sign just to say Katrina blew me
Dr Who ain't got a clue to save these lyrical loonies
by the sounds of who be down they weren't much older than the Goonies,
Meth said "Seed don't make me bleed and give me back my heart"
instead of that pinched the aortal sack just to hear it fart
nastily.... plumbed ventricals with pasta
"Ya basta! Seed, now plaster me!"
Pathologically proceded to avert a pump catastrophy
E Bee cranially disfigured? nah, he wasn't off the worst
Cause after Meth had laced the La he forgot he hit it first
Imaginal figments funny in that sense how minds will play
Protect yourself and guard your health or fall down on your Training day...... i looked up analyzing plans, and fate to be sealing it,
saw rap unfold in yanhaps hands, god damn he's killing it,
just spit the illest shit. Quote (eboyd) ...Then he realized the contents were good for bomb threats/
So nonchalantly he bombed next. Just being honest/
Came with rhymes longest like the dick on Ron Jeremy/
His girl came in the room and said "hun, you're scaring me!"/
For clarity he created a rhyme to make her feel warm inside/
So that the pussy felt like an apple pie when he decided to slide rofl /
Into it. He hit so hard he ripped through it/
He told her that would happen and she knew it/
So she proceeded and blew it. Her man said "screw it"/
He splattered the baby batter and told her to chew it/
When they finished they realized the bomb threat was evident/
So they headed to tell the people that death was eminent/
This was reminiscent of... a Doom day in Nagasaki,
lil wayne on the news screeched, puked in his vecchi
handbag, damn fag said the anchor,
i'm gonna die so i'll say what i wanna
fuck life lets blaze some marijuana,
till we're the ones left in smoke,
dope shit is no joke,
light a spliff and toke, a temporary lift just to cope,
Seed puts the S like superman's chest to the words
turn it into sharpe swords, cut throat,
i won't go in accordance, or the usual,
gather the dead remains, and insides, to play the *organs* at your funeral,
"alright alright" said Erik, enough with the talking shit,
remember the bomb!!! *tick tick tick*
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| YANHAP1 |
Date: Friday, 02/Oct/09, 5:43 AM | Message # 54 |
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DJs
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Quote a Doom day in Nagasaki,
lil wayne on the news screeched, puked in his vecchi
handbag, damn fag said the anchor,
i'm gonna die so i'll say what i wanna
fuck life lets blaze some marijuana,
till we're the ones left in smoke,
dope shit is no joke,
light a spliff and toke, a temporary lift just to cope,
Seed puts the S like superman's chest to the words
turn it into sharpe swords, cut throat,
i won't go in accordance, or the usual,
gather the dead remains, and insides, to play the *organs* at your funeral,
"alright alright" said Erik, enough with the talking shit,
remember the bomb!!! *tick tick tick* Soaked blood suckers in the sheep dip
lacklusterly the liquid lulled and levelled in the flea pit
FLASH!!! AHHH AHHHHHH!!!!
No saviour of the universe
we unified in verse supplied succinctly fast with no rehearse
But for wear the eardrums were worn and worse
The heat and blast collaspsed and cast the critters crumbling to the turf
Do the Smurf recall the pop'n' lock with mirth
described acurrately peeps moved spastically
since before the time of some of y'alls birth
Damn IED's enough shred the arms and knees
Peace the only vaccine know to man to cease this ill disease
And if your trucked up in Armour the shock will change the brain to cheese
pass the Nachos please spine severed head spin spun 3960 degrees
eleven times round jeez,"hey you all alright?"
They'd got blasted by the plastic but the fuse they used was cordite
no phosphates in the fire but it seemed to me it burned bright
and green like Borealis or Australis
kinda copper oxide hue and grew in form like Digitalis
"Digi who?" i know that Seed didn't blow no Didgeridoo
he pulled some crazy Hakka shit a rallied round the whole damn crew
"have no fear though its unclear i planned this from the start
from this plant i'll make medecine to heal the Meths ripped Heart"
EE Bee was peeved "quit with the fuckin drama Seed,
imma tryin to get my freak on. Ain'tchoo heard of a goddamn Pharmacy?"......
who killed bambi?
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 03/Oct/09, 10:57 PM | Message # 55 |
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Heads
Posts: 6627
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^^^
duuuuuuuuude wtf r u saying? R u Goldmember?
I dnt speak freaky-dicky-dutch, ok? lol jk While Meth lays on the stretcher and with frozen hands/
He tries to comprehend wat the fuck Yanhap just said/
"dead?" said the doc. "To the morgue with him, a dirt bed/
Is preferred unlesss he mysteriously wakes from this trance"/ Suddenly Meth came to see Yan, Seed, and E with glee/
As he sat back up a ninja shuriken flashed from the tree/
And nail Yan in the head, we all stared in silence/
Then Menace landed on the ground with camo-painted eye lids/ The man who spoke against violence and finding a new way/
Just killed Yan, who wont be missed, might I add by the way/
He was slayed...and I layed helplessly as Menace pounced/
And cut EmSeed in the neck and carved a smile on Erik's mouth/ Menace aimed his sights on me..........
Sick With It
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| YANHAP1 |
Date: Sunday, 04/Oct/09, 9:14 AM | Message # 56 |
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DJs
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"Gee, thanks for rimming my ring Meth"
and in a breath they both kissed passionately
no delightfull sight to see
least not for me
see lo and behold i practiced an ancient breath control
different than that of BDP
"Hitotso Gatchi Nito Ryu" like Musashi
"one victory from two swords" catch wild apache kuriakis
deceptive arrow flight of sparrow dropped the shuriken
with oil and paints the crew had feigned the injuries to them
Too loco no joke though the mountains back weren't broke yo
the Menace latex mask revealed the Ono known as Yoko
"No speaky the dutch much only in a shroud of smoke ho"
"Look i really kissed a girl" said Meth in haste " chaste, i be no homo!"
So he laid scarred chest displayed splayed under Nihonin maid
who in a Sonny Bono voice crooned softly to him "i got you babe"
Cringe....did he look for the meat or dwell on the minge?
it was told by the way he parted his fringe
greasily, sorry son i just ain't done.. not rid of me so easily
if vaccuous your mind a void be destroyed in a syllable vortex
refine the gab and add vocab to nourishish your cerebral cortex
it ain't complex ain't hear to contest just to jest and build
skills nulled when skulls lulled lullaby by the tree on the hill
Rockabye........  Nice one Meth!!....if you or anyone don't understand turns of phrase PM me i'll bring you up to speed. PEACE!!!!!
who killed bambi?
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 04/Oct/09, 3:38 PM | Message # 57 |
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Heads
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 HOLY SHIT THAT VERSE WAS GODLY! ...Keeping kids locked in, high/
In the air on a see-saw. The kid said "gee pa/
My gang caught a star so big you need to step in my arena (pronounce it "a-ree-naw" and it rhymes  )/
He had lasted through rain, sleet, snow and even monsoon too/
But this hurt his pride so bad he decided to commit seppuku/
Hit a vital nerve causing serious eruption/
And like a phoenix, died in spontaneous combustion/
Sinful lusting for nothing would prove to be his downfall/
If you were all my children, best believe I'd choose to drown y'all/
Made it out of site with a dangerous maneuver/
And escape with the money like he was DB Cooper/
They asked him if he had it and so he said "not I"/
They looked at him cockeyed and he ate his spinach like Popeye/
He broke through their barrier like the line of scrimmage by Howie Long/
Then supressed their legions like he was possessed by Mao Zedong/
Or maybe controlled his mind like MKULTRA or Operation-/
-Paperclip. This kid became an instant sensation/
He kept all the ladies fantasizing fornication/
And when fulfilled these ladies' pussies were facing mutilation/
He suffered radiation. This is how he gained all of his might/
So if you come against him you'd better avoid his line of sight/
And whatever you do, don't make fun of his mutated face/
That looks as if he was born of a pregnancy on freebase...
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Uncharted |
Date: Sunday, 04/Oct/09, 3:44 PM | Message # 58 |
Emcees
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Quote (Uncharted) Here we go,
Once upon a time not long ago,
when people didnt wear condoms and just fucked them hoes,
When dicks were firm and the pussy was good,
and bitches took the dick took it very good,
There lived a lil' fag who was misled,
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
"Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum ass,
suckin fat dicks and they will hit our ass",
They did the blowjob, cum came with ease,
but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
He fucked another and another and a sister and a brother,
tried to rape a man who was a D.T. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started to have an erection,
he said "Keep still, boy, take this dick with no protection",
Fucked him in his belly and he gave him ass slap,
but little did he know the lil' boy took a little crap,
The kid pulled out his dick, he said "Why u stop honey ?",
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
So he had cold skeet and ran around with his cock,
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
he skeeted for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from mastuarbations,
so he decided he'd head for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Steve the suspect skeeting pshyco on the 4th floor,
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said "I need some dick, hurry up, cum!"
the skeet fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova ,
Raced up the block doing 83,
crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the fags scattered
Ran out of sperm and still had static,
grabbed a pregnant lady and he cummed automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the dick was full o' lead,
he told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead",
Deep in his heart he knew his dick was long,
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
before long the lil' boy dick was long and rounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
and this is the way I must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a wet dream dream,
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him skeet,
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
just another case 'bout the wrong path,
Straight 'n narrow or yo' penis hits the ass
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 04/Oct/09, 3:47 PM | Message # 59 |
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Heads
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Dude, you fucked it up!  Now quote my verse
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Uncharted |
Date: Sunday, 04/Oct/09, 3:50 PM | Message # 60 |
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Emcees
Posts: 4766
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Quote (eboyd) ...Keeping kids locked in, high/
In the air on a see-saw. The kid said "gee pa/
My gang caught a star so big you need to step in my arena (pronounce it "a-ree-naw" and it rhymes )/
He had lasted through rain, sleet, snow and even monsoon too/
But this hurt his pride so bad he decided to commit seppuku/
Hit a vital nerve causing serious eruption/
And like a phoenix, died in spontaneous combustion/
Sinful lusting for nothing would prove to be his downfall/
If you were all my children, best believe I'd choose to drown y'all/
Made it out of site with a dangerous maneuver/
And escape with the money like he was DB Cooper/
They asked him if he had it and so he said "not I"/
They looked at him cockeyed and he ate his spinach like Popeye/
He broke through their barrier like the line of scrimmage by Howie Long/
Then supressed their legions like he was possessed by Mao Zedong/
Or maybe controlled his mind like MKULTRA or Operation-/
-Paperclip. This kid became an instant sensation/
He kept all the ladies fantasizing fornication/
And when fulfilled these ladies' pussies were facing mutilation/
He suffered radiation. This is how he gained all of his might/
So if you come against him you'd better avoid his line of sight/
And whatever you do, don't make fun of his mutated face/
That looks as if he was born of a pregnancy on freebase...
i would do an line or two but whats up with doing an whole verse?Added (04/Oct/09, 3:50 Pm)
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Quote (Eboyd) ...Keeping kids locked in, high/
In the air on a see-saw. The kid said "gee pa/
My gang caught a star so big you need to step in my arena (pronounce it "a-ree-naw" and it rhymes )/
He had lasted through rain, sleet, snow and even monsoon too/
But this hurt his pride so bad he decided to commit seppuku/
Hit a vital nerve causing serious eruption/
And like a phoenix, died in spontaneous combustion/
Sinful lusting for nothing would prove to be his downfall/
If you were all my children, best believe I'd choose to drown y'all/
Made it out of site with a dangerous maneuver/
And escape with the money like he was DB Cooper/
They asked him if he had it and so he said "not I"/
They looked at him cockeyed and he ate his spinach like Popeye/
He broke through their barrier like the line of scrimmage by Howie Long/
Then supressed their legions like he was possessed by Mao Zedong/
Or maybe controlled his mind like MKULTRA or Operation-/
-Paperclip. This kid became an instant sensation/
He kept all the ladies fantasizing fornication/
And when fulfilled these ladies' pussies were facing mutilation/
He suffered radiation. This is how he gained all of his might/
So if you come against him you'd better avoid his line of sight/
And whatever you do, don't make fun of his mutated face/
That looks as if he was born of a pregnancy on freebase...
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