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Forum » RHHF Artists/Battlers » Battle Archive » Coolmon vs. Montana ((Text Battle))
Coolmon vs. Montana
Uncharted Date: Monday, 02/Feb/09, 5:48 PM | Message # 1

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 Standard Bar Limit rules
First Round: 8 bars
Second Round: 16 bars
Final Round: Unlimited

Added (02/Feb/09, 5:48 Pm)
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Its time to give montana pnuemonia while in Parasomnia
is down on my kitchen and with my hot sauce eat out yo liver
make all your vital organs quiver,just a dead walking
watch yo ass get maked up like sheep in a tiver
i'll rip this nigga continuously that it makes aliens in outerspace say its out of form
the platinum tectonic vocabulary that is in my* brain is out of norm
feed your leftovers to my bitches give it a external grace
stab u in the heart and u have hemophilia let your blood have a internal trace
i will let u know to give my lyrical form a magnificent embrace

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Message edited by coolmon - Tuesday, 03/Feb/09, 5:33 PM
ill Date: Monday, 02/Feb/09, 8:39 PM | Message # 2

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 It's good bro how old are you? I dunno I though the big words were bit a try hard but it's still a dope verse it's gonna be a good battle
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Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 04/Feb/09, 5:23 PM | Message # 3

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 where the fuck is montana??!!
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Montana213 Date: Wednesday, 04/Feb/09, 7:44 PM | Message # 4

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 chill bro i already said i was gone for the weekend

but here i am so ill post it in a sec

Nice try kid your big words dont make you sound smart/
sit here and observe a Real mothafucka as i light up my dart/ (cig)
how long did it take you to find those words in the thesaurus/
ur verse was wacker then a millie's chorus/
im grade 12 age still goin to grade 9 and 10/
you gettin out smarted u ought a quit your rhymin then/
im a winner just like the Pittsburgh steelers and big ben/
your a loser like you are now and back then/

Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy

EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 05/Feb/09, 1:09 AM | Message # 5

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 never thought id say this but this battle is actually looking good biggrin
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Montana213 Date: Thursday, 05/Feb/09, 7:18 PM | Message # 6

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 shut the fuck up emseed lol
Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy

Uncharted Date: Friday, 06/Feb/09, 9:14 PM | Message # 7

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 i climb on niggas like im climbin on a ladder 2 heaven
your rhymes r no better than kevin's/kevin federline
little bit more kinetic energy will make me victorious
how about u look that shit up in the god damn thesaurus
cook up yo goldy locks ass in some porage
i will annoy you like some super trolls
it was obvious that i was lurkin through ya empty brain while watchin the super bowl
I will step all over your penis with a whole bunch of king kongs
then make a baby use your testicles for thier rattles and my asian friends for ping pong
so pass up all your cigars, ill put them in your purse next to your kotex tampons
you are more lip gloss than lil mama
wait until u get hit in the head by a MLB bat get head trauma
how dare u ever compare any of my rhymes to amillie
lyrically transfuse you and turn your blood pressure up to a trillie
watch me go out in the world and sell a 150 millie souls like billy
go through your house with a semi truck,write your 16 bars i have mo bitches 2 fuck
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Message edited by coolmon - Friday, 06/Feb/09, 9:14 PM
Montana213 Date: Saturday, 07/Feb/09, 4:33 AM | Message # 8

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 you still fail to impress me son dont underesimate me/
this aint a fuckin fairy tale contest its a battle between a wanna be and a G/
jeffrey dahmer got a broomstick up the ass but what about you/
how bout a tree? or even a bottle of elmers glue/
kinetic energy wont be a thing you dont know the definition/
the only time ill catch you on a hook is if im faggot fishin/
ussualy in a battle i have to worry bout a win/
here i can relax smoke a blunt and take a sip of gin/
i can wake up passed out in the middle of the street my rhymes will still be heat/
ill hit you so hard ill make earthquakes and knock you from your feet/
im madder then samuel L but comin with a calm flow/
if your rhymes are so called fire ill put em out with H2o/
go ahead and take your best shot you arent a threat at all/
i likke ur response time, nice fucking 3 day stall/
your a fucking 12 year old fucking with a 17 year old killa/
im in my prime like M.J. was when he was in thrilla/
Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy



Message edited by Montana213 - Saturday, 07/Feb/09, 4:35 AM
Uncharted Date: Saturday, 07/Feb/09, 11:45 AM | Message # 9

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 your rhyme was softer than a baby's ass
make your earthquake reverse back to you and make it contrast
i will make jeffery dahmer eat your dick off and stick it in your mouth
matter fact jeffery dahmer got his dick spermed up your ass
you just came to school but cant pay for class
your pussy is bigger than lil kim's after fuckin biggie
c'mon man u sound more repetitive than p.diddy
your shit look gayer than 50 on GQ
fucked your girl and she used your bra and it was see through
when your mom finds out your gay, it's not going to be a nice happy birthday
especially when im the way,micheal jackson got your ass raped
he's turning u into some clay and putting his dick through it
got flame?i will spill like h²o to make your heat drag
the closes u will ever get to mj if he dunks on u and gives u a teabag
fuck it im here to win, go to the atlantic ocean and smoke your cigs and pour out yo gin
my lyrical athentic thinking is different its like a multi-vitamin
read as i explain the side effects
the lyrical content will make your cardiac muscles jump out like a bed sprung
asmtha and your terrible rhyming will stop by the crushed lungs
the bad attempts of dissing i cant tolerate,go back to 2nd grade and have spelling class
or i'll teach u who not to underestimate,trust me u dont understand my fate
i wil go to your house and eat up all your birthday cake
only one step and i can make the whole world shake to a apopcalypts
make u shit on your self while i get a M-8 and unleash a full clip
shut the fuck up and be still while i go wrestlemania on your ass and hit u with a ladder
theres no such thing as somebody getting madder even if lose i'll be happier
b/c a lost can wisen up and pick up the throttle,until im on top of the great city of chicago
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Message edited by coolmon - Saturday, 07/Feb/09, 9:57 PM
EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 07/Feb/09, 5:28 PM | Message # 10

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then make a baby use your testicles for thier rattles and my asian friends for ping pong

lol
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how dare u ever compare any of my rhymes to amillie
lyrically transfuse you and turn your blood pressure up to a trillie
watch me go out in the world and sell a 150 millie souls like billy

woooo damn!!!
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Montana213 Date: Sunday, 08/Feb/09, 5:15 PM | Message # 11

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 once again you hit up a verse that aint worth my time/
ill give u one thing ur rhymes got the back bone but no the spine/
ill cut you open like a swine and use your organs to snort a line/
once again you use a millie in your song/
your a fucking fraud ass bitch who probly wears a girls thong/
your rhymes are wacker then favorite song by jibbs, king kong/
half of your shit dont make any sense/
stop tryin to make them so thick and dense/
when you first joined the group i questioned your credibility/
now that i rhyme i have to check your rhyme ability/
and as your faggot ass would say "it sounds like a millie"/
i catch you slippin when your sleepin and burn you with a blow torch/
not every single word has to rhyme you fucking fag/
i know you cant define this son but define tee bag/
cause i heard use it in your last verse to rhyme with drag/
you have alot of balls sayin im repetitive like p diddy/
after all your the one who says the same shit "a millie" times/
dogg learn to write some new rhymes/
all the members of this group could die and you still wouldnt shine/
i shine so much that my rhymes will make you blind/
your rhymes are so annoying and bad they'll make me lose my mind/
normal battles are hard but with you its not even a grind/
your rhymes are so explosive there like a field of mines/
hit me back when you learned to write some new lines
Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy

Uncharted Date: Monday, 09/Feb/09, 4:36 PM | Message # 12

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Added (09/Feb/09, 4:36 Pm)
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why nobody voting?

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EmSeeD Date: Wednesday, 11/Feb/09, 1:26 AM | Message # 13

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Quote (Montana213)
underesimate

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underestimate

lol your lucky im pretty sure i saw you misspell that as well last night but i didn't wanna say anything till i voted, but you changed it just in time lol.

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the closes u will ever get to mj if he dunks on u and gives u a teabag

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i know you cant define this son but define tee bag/
cause i heard use it in your last verse to rhyme with drag/

tea bag is when you put your nuts in someone else's eye sockets.

i vote coolmon

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PNobleDaLyricist Date: Wednesday, 11/Feb/09, 9:46 PM | Message # 14

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 yea ima go coolmon also good battle doe montana
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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 11/Feb/09, 10:12 PM | Message # 15

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 Yea......Coolmons second verse is wat stood out for him but John had some clever punchlines too

the only thing about this battle was that they both kept picking at the same punchlines back and forth like they were defending their honor or something

but other than that my vote goes to Coolmon

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