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Spring Tourney Round 1 Battle #6: Render vs. The Watcher
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 30/Apr/09, 2:56 PM | Message # 1 |
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the rules and any other necessary info can be found here. READ THE BAR AMOUNTS FOR EACH ROUND BEFORE POSTING A VERSE!!!!! wait for the announcement to commence to begin battling.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Thursday, 30/Apr/09, 3:27 PM | Message # 2 |
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Your ego already scarred and bruised, may as well prepare to lose,
I'll leave you in tears like Oprah did Tom Cruise,
Let's face it, you're too weak lyrically to spar,
Not a female dog but should've ran like the bitch you are,
You must be on crack son, you can't compete you whack son,
I'll fuck this boy like I was Michael Jackson, Accidentally wrote 8 instead of 6, anyway I cut 2 bars off.
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 30/Apr/09, 7:25 PM | Message # 3 |
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Quote (TheWatcher) I'll fuck this boy like I was Michael Jackson
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 30/Apr/09, 9:49 PM | Message # 4 |
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Quote (TheWatcher) I'll fuck this boy like I was Michael Jackson,
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
Sick With It
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| Render215 |
Date: Friday, 01/May/09, 2:44 PM | Message # 5 |
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Scarred and bruised?? never me, maybe you,
I'm payin dues, got a Super-Ego, Tried and True.
you can't defeat render yellin loudly, brother,
whole first verse soundin like a tabloid cover,
Yeah, I'll have you feelin' like Michael Jackson,
replace plastic with flesh from my rifle action.. I'll recommend you a good plastic surgeon.... 
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Friday, 01/May/09, 4:04 PM | Message # 6 |
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Quote (Render215) Scarred and bruised?? never me, maybe you,
I'm payin dues, got a Super-Ego, Tried and True.
you can't defeat render yellin loudly, brother,
whole first verse soundin like a tabloid cover,
Yeah, I'll have you feelin' like Michael Jackson,
replace plastic with flesh from my rifle action..
I'll recommend you a good plastic surgeon.... Boo, I'm voting theWatcher  Oh wait right, next verse: Added (01/May/09, 4:04 Pm)
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You and me? We're not even on the same page,
For one thing your verse came on some more geek shit than Bill Gates,
There's no need for this, we can end this here, I don't even care,
Even if I died and couldn't finish you'd end up dead on Pnoble's spear,
Assuming that's who you'd face next round,
We could go pound for pound but you can forfeit now how's that sound?
Save yourself the humiliation, I'll accept your resignation,
Either that or you run to Lil Wayne asking for lyrics in desperation,
Message edited by TheWatcher - Friday, 01/May/09, 4:05 PM
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| Render215 |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 0:40 AM | Message # 7 |
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Quote (TheWatcher) You and me? We're not even on the same page, Yeah. We definitely ain't on the same page... I'm a whole different book altogether.  a B-Boy like Render, you will never come close to be,
a non-alcoholic beverage, you flow with no potency.
wasting time in your rhymes with the played out obscenities.
are you spittin' battle raps or praise 4 your favorite celebrities?
what a sad joke, man; you're dead broke, bland...
I'd rather save my best text for pensmoke, damn.
you should've given your vote to ME, and Watcher from a distance,
and who you dissin'? The Watcher = voyeur with sloppy writtens.
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 1:21 AM | Message # 8 |
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Quote (Render215) a B-Boy like Render, you will never come close to be,
a non-alcoholic beverage, you flow with no potency.
wasting time in your rhymes with the played out obscenities.
are you spittin' battle raps or praise 4 your favorite celebrities?
what a sad joke, man; you're dead broke, bland...
I'd rather save my best text for pensmoke, damn.
you should've given your vote to ME, and Watcher from a distance,
and who you dissin'? The Watcher = voyeur with sloppy writtens. damn
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 4:46 AM | Message # 9 |
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Lmao.. Just what I was thinking. Verse 3:
Ring the alarm, I'll end this swiftly, nice and calm,
And know that nobody voting for you not even your own mom,
But aiight I won't even be speaking of hoes,
I'll kick you in the back of your head till your brain comes leaking out your nose,
Just be happy things haven't yet gone the worst way, why do I have to battle this cursed gay?
If this was football they wouldn't have put you on the field in the first place,
It's not personal, not about feelins, I like you but believe this,
I'll beat you better than I do my own penis,
Scared to death, scared to look, you Shook,
Cause Ain't No Such Thing As Internet Crooks, Shoot myself in the leg with the penis line?
Message edited by TheWatcher - Saturday, 02/May/09, 4:47 AM
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| 11thPlague |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 3:24 PM | Message # 10 |
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| Render215 |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 6:25 PM | Message # 11 |
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If i ever had a clone to fight me, I'd have to aim at his head and heart precisely,
what? do you think YOU can stop me? you couldn't even land a jab or slice me..
I tried earlier to bury you alive politely
but you're persistent, soundin' like you wanted to fight me.
you misfit, offering me up your dimwit,
I'll reach into your head, compress your brain like winzip..
I'm not even sure what you're writing about,
one things for sure, time to get my dick out your mouth,
sloppy, cocky, penis rhymes, I'll cut em off, your feeble fetus lines..
i ripped you apart, dumped you in the ocean, blame that shit on a shark.. Damn.. I want to keep going... lol oh well. .... 
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 6:28 PM | Message # 12 |
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Quote (Render215) I'll reach into your head, compress your brain like winzip.. LOL
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 6:29 PM | Message # 13 |
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Damn that was vicious!!!
good battle both of u
LMAO
Watcher had a good first verse LMAO that Michael Jackson line was funny as hell
but Render took all three verses but Watcher didnt let him have it easy, it was a good battle on both sides
Sick With It
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| TheWatcher |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 6:40 PM | Message # 14 |
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Ya'll are a bunch of faggots, fuck y'all! Biased ass muthafuckas.. Quote (Lord_Meth) Damn that was vicious!!!
good battle both of u
LMAO
Watcher had a good first verse LMAO that Michael Jackson line was funny as hell
but Render took all three verses but Watcher didnt let him have it easy, it was a good battle on both sides Shh.. I ain't talkin to you no more I'm sulkin'. On the real though I agree, Render got this man nice battle.
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| Render215 |
Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 6:41 PM | Message # 15 |
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Word.. that was a banger. Big-Ups to the Watcher..
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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