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Spring Tourney Round 1 Battle #8: Agent X vs. Prozac
AgentX Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 11:47 PM | Message # 31

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i'll make it easier on everyone:

Round 1:

Prozac:

Battle didn’t even start and that bitch calling me out/
And now the battle starts, so it’s time for me to take the trash out/
Without a doubt, I’m not the one being “X’d out”/
You’re simply a measly agent, while I’m the highest ranked sergeant/
Pretty sure it was you who tried to sell me coke, while it was really detergent/
After you get laid out with a flagrant, I’ll lay out your girl, and get her pregnant/

Agent X:

Everyone knows I'll expose your weak Proz (prose) ac-tually/
your ignorance factually. Debunk your hoax contractually/
I don't know any emcees that were ever sent for me/
That succeeded and defeated me. Your whole style will get depleated, see?/
So what makes you think I won't defeat you out the gate?/
After our battle you'll need Prozac for your depressed mindstate.

Round 2:

Prozac:

I’m debunking your bunker, and let my lyrics cut you up into pieces/
Sporadically add your name to my exclusive deceased list/
Who all came at me with below par attacks/
And then realized they can’t handle this realistic syntax/
You’re just an irrelevant adolescent peasant acting out of place/
My mind state far from depressed, strictly focused…. Time to embrace/
My presence in these present times, depleting your vocabulary/
And from what I heard, you’re choice of defeat is missionary (position)

Agent X:

battling you is degradation. i'll silence your weak reverberations/
i cause kinetic mutations through verbal synthetic mutilations/
the sensation of elation when you take a dose of Prozac's rhyme text/
is deflated and negated by the many side effects/
read the label before ingesting. can cause nausea and narcolepsy/
feeling's gone and lasts as long as the spark you get from Pepsi/
so if you overdose on Prozac pick the step that's logically next/
take a dose of the only antidote: the verbal elixir of Agent X.

Round 3:

Prozac:

The prospects of this battle, especially for you look bleak/
Obsolete, verses reek worse than a shit creek/
But that’s an insult to the creek, so moving on.../
The elixir you speak of, no doubt bigger fraud that Enron/
Conclusion foregone, all your 26 dollars from your bank withdrawn/
26 possible ways to die, the least, and most painful both involve the mic/
Godlike like Unreal, while you continue to impersonate a bull-dyke/
Your affection with online vocabulary you don’t comprehend is fiendlike/
Label also says “Can cause lyrical diarrhea” which came as advertised/
Just like your demise, theorized statements and half-assed fragments

Agent X:

I'll die by mic because I'm a lyrical kamikaze/
A human tomahawk missile heat seeking your weak lyrical karate/
And even if you come equipped with your best weapon on board/
Remember, the Agent's pen is mightier than all swords/
I use microphone chords as nooses when I get pissed/
You're Godlike and unreal.... That's why I'm an atheist/
As for what you read on the label. Yeah, I read that too/
Took a dose, it made me flow and I proceded to shit on you/
Attempted to forgo the conclusion and got smoked like some reefer/
You tried to "Takeover" but I'm putting you to sleep with this "Ether"


prepare to be X'd out!

Agent X on MySpace



Message edited by AgentX - Saturday, 02/May/09, 11:48 PM
Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 11:49 PM | Message # 32

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Gaygent X won this battle no doubt, but Prozac has showed a tremendous boost in lyrical talent
But my vote goes to Gaygent X


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eboyd Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 11:55 PM | Message # 33

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Gaygent X

© Eboyd Enterprises (which means if anyone uses it in a battle I WILL SUE YOU!!!! angry )

biggrin

and yes, this is the best i've seen you come Prozac. dope shit. keep it coming.


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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

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battle record:

7-0-0

EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 02/May/09, 11:58 PM | Message # 34

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this battle was actually very very close, and its hard to even decide. but i'll give it to Agent X only just. Damn dude i'm worried though with Prozac writing like that he might get better than me one day biggrin

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11thPlague Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:04 AM | Message # 35

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Ill vote for prozac
Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:05 AM | Message # 36

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Ill vote for prozac

I realized u always vote for the underdog LMAO
I aint mad at ya


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11thPlague Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:13 AM | Message # 37

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I realized u always vote for the underdog LMAO
I aint mad at ya

LOL imma take that one cause i know i been fucking with you about your voting

I just vote for whoever sounded best to my ear

AgentX Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:16 AM | Message # 38

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How do people sound better than others in a text battle? wacko

prepare to be X'd out!

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11thPlague Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:17 AM | Message # 39

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How do people sound better than others in a text battle?

lol shut the hell up E, you know what i mean

Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:18 AM | Message # 40

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LOL imma take that one cause i know i been fucking with you about your voting
I just vote for whoever sounded best to my ear

Nah I aint mean it in a diss or anything, I mean u have a thing for the underdog thats all Im saying
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How do people sound better than others in a text battle?

u kno wat he means


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AgentX Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:19 AM | Message # 41

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Why does everyone keep calling me E?! MY NAME IS KODY BEIR!!!! angry

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PNobleDaLyricist Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:20 AM | Message # 42

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da pro gets my vote

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tournament record: 4-3

exhibition record: 12-4

AgentX Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 0:54 AM | Message # 43

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Shut up. You're an idiot.

Anyways, anyone else want to vote?

Added (03/May/09, 0:54 Am)
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Btw, just for the purposes of bettering myself, those who voted for Prozac, why did you vote for him? What turned you away from me? Just want to find ways to better my skill.


prepare to be X'd out!

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AgentX Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 1:06 AM | Message # 44

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Just shut up and vote bitch.

prepare to be X'd out!

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AgentX Date: Sunday, 03/May/09, 1:07 AM | Message # 45

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Btw, 8:

1. I am NOT Erik.

2. It is NOT Sunday.

3. Stop being a dumbass and give me a useful critique.


prepare to be X'd out!

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