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Lord Meth vs. 8 Diagrams
Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 3:16 PM | Message # 1

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Standard bar rules
First Verse: 8 lines
Second Verse: 16 lines
Third Verse: Unlimited

You spit first 0% boy lol


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 3:49 PM | Message # 2

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Okay to be upfront, I didnt understand your rhyme at all
That bullshit was more gayer than 2 guys holding hands at the mall
Im appalled that u even would even battle me first of all
Im missing the prank, where Ashton at? someone is yanking my balls
You aint worth the energy spent, RHHF needs to give me a refund
Im battling a thread freezer, so it would be normal if I didnt even respond
I dont listen to wack shit, musically u equal to Zac Effron
Im tired of you now, I understand why your dad up and left your mom


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Menace Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 4:11 PM | Message # 3

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this the gayest battle the RHHF ever held biggrin

Menace Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 4:13 PM | Message # 4

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Quote (8Diagrams)
You love it, don't you?

of course biggrin


Uncharted Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 4:22 PM | Message # 5

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why wont u two love birds break up and let 8 finish his second verse

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Adam Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 4:44 PM | Message # 6

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This is the weakest battle I've ever read.. I don't know why its just unbearable even to read.




I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
Uncharted Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 4:49 PM | Message # 7

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Quote (Adam)
This is the weakest battle I've ever read.. I don't know why its just unbearable even to read.

Quote (8Diagrams)
Me rhymes keep going like a well-oiled machine but you always turned off like me when I see yo' face
I spray shit that blind you, like a fucking can of mace

i agree lmao


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Lord Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 4:52 PM | Message # 8

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Overkill? Nah son your verse was fucking terrible
And u thought u was ripping me...that alone was unbearable
Everywhere I go I create havoc but you only get laughed at
Silly dumb ass, battles are for "real" MCs not gay rabbits

Ive done had it, you reaching for the stars but u cant grab it
You thinking ahead of your brain, Im advance so Ive passed it
Catch a whiff of my trail, leave u behind in dust and you asmatic
See a males ass and you slap it LMAO fucking faggot

Ive master this, battling MCs is what I do for a living
In the afternoon u dress up in a skirt and head you be giving
God doesnt like gays so your sins will not be forgiven
If u thought u was going to a better place, nigga you must be tripping

You walking on thin ice now so you definately slipping
Hold your head under water until you finally stop kicking
I mine pussy like it was oil, if u aint catch the metaphor; I be digging
We kno its not pussy you eat, so whose dick u been licking?

Uncharted Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 5:21 PM | Message # 9

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^^^sloppy ass hell

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Lord Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:00 PM | Message # 10

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I dont kno why your so obsessed with my body size
You can try to deny YOU SUCK, but with 4 eyes I can see your lies
People like you, are too common in my life
Im tired of seeing fake niggas, so u can understand my lines

Just quit talking cuz your brain is the size of a grain of rice
Your limited to immature thoughts, YOUR DUMB, thats no surprise
Ill choke you to death to show you Im no skinny guy
You still cant see you SUCK, when are you gonna realize?!?!

Aru Navi would have a fighting chance against you Eight
And that dude is a Lemur, a guy from Planet of the Apes (thanks Joker)
So you should stick to battling primitive primates
Your out of your class, the handicap section is that way

Ill shit all over this dude, now taste wat I ate
You aint worth matter, your a fucking waste of space
Your bright in color on the outside, but easy to crack like a vase
Ill slap this dude like a bitch, embarrassment all over his face

Now who's real? Adam please stick to being inactive
Shut your mouth for God's Sake, you softer than a NASA mattress
Do you even battle? Eight would destroy you WITHOUT practice
Dont say nothing to me again before you'll have to get your mouth fixed

I clown niggas like ICP, Ill kick your ass from LA to DC
Take a break in Colorado and proceed to beat thee
You missing the point, like a target on a Tee-Pee
See me? Are you starting to see, u cant beat me?

Im a lyricist, popping too much pills made you delirious
You responded with a wack verse, I hope you wasnt serious
Your a shinobi, Is that suppose to make you look mysterious?
Ill dismiss your wack rhymes, Im too good, Im imperious

Didnt u see how I beat BoBo? That shouldve been a warning,
To any MC, thats why I couldnt get a battle this morning
I earned my resepct so when i die alot of people will be mourning
I fly by niggas heads in slow motion with my tounge out like Michael Jordan

This is it, bitches get the chills when I spit this shit
I make their hairs stand up and I mean the ones near their clits
8 get dissected and dumped in seperate bags
Im not homophobic but I kno for a fact YOUR A FUCKING FAG

and thats it yall

vote now bitches

Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:13 PM | Message # 11

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VOTE!!!!!!

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Uncharted Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:35 PM | Message # 12

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this battle was soo lopsided and terrible....meth got this

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Lord Meth Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:47 PM | Message # 13

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[quote=Uncharted]this battle was soo lopsided and terrible....meth got this [/quote]

I hope it wasnt that obivous it was lopsided LMAO

mistaflo Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:55 PM | Message # 14

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meth

The 16 YEAR OLD EXCELLENCY!!

i getta shape up...with a handful of figures
i "wReck-Tangledand" unprepared emcees with triggers
i rap circles round this square it aint fair when i spit!
beating me? you nuts! like pubic hair on my dick! -Mista flo

s0dr2 Date: Thursday, 02/Jul/09, 6:59 PM | Message # 15

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i didnt read a line but i say meth
HOLLAAAAAAAAAA

Added (02/Jul/09, 6:57 Pm)
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actually wait,....8 gave me a rep meth didnt...actually meth gave me more reps....but 8 gave me a rep recently..BUT WAIT WAIT WAIT NEVERRRHUHUHU MIND!!! 8 gave me like 50 reps reduced...

my vote is still for meth

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but wait...i should be willing to forgive...but wait...8 doesnt want to be reconciled...but wait...does he?

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k u know what??

meth and 8...i want you two sucking up to me, flattering me like goneril and regan to king lear

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(for those who have read King Lear by shakespeare)

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...the novel wasnt that bad actually...or opps...should i say PLAY!


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