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Coming Live From The Retirement Home: Eboyd Vs. EmSeeD
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 08/Jan/11, 6:34 AM | Message # 31 |
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Quote (eboyd) lol i feel you.
what erik means to say is that he feels your warm tender chest caressing up against his delicate body
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 08/Jan/11, 6:42 AM | Message # 32 |
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indeed 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Treach |
Date: Saturday, 08/Jan/11, 7:35 AM | Message # 33 |
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hawt
"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
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| eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 08/Jan/11, 7:41 AM | Message # 34 |
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Heads
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what's hawt?
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Abstract |
Date: Saturday, 08/Jan/11, 10:51 AM | Message # 35 |
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Can't wait for round 2.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 08/Jan/11, 8:12 PM | Message # 36 |
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dammit i ended up having to put all this up twice Quote (eboyd) You say that you EmSeeD but I’m waiting still/
I’ll take a coat hanger to Em’s Seed and make it spill/
I kill off all Kiwi rappers because I have this battle stand locked/
Then I get dyslexic on the mic and send you back to your land, Auck (ock)/
if this was magic my *spell* would be better like how I write the word “hastily”/
you stepped up knowing it was a mistake to be facing me/
and you’ll leave feeling a sense of anguish and dismay/
reverse my RAP but I’ll rearrange yours so you’d better Pr-A (pray)/
sort of like the time when I preyed on you way back when/
remember those days? I created your style back then/
and you’ve come a long way since the whooping I dealt you/
but you still can’t count bars so watch this video. It’ll help you: ok lets see now... excuses used is: bar amounts, past bouts say you Won Too..hardly Counts, (1 2 barely counts)
symptoms of fake win despe-ration even battled himself?
he writes "pra" for pray then claims that i don't spell???
faggots Even rapping bout magic? it makes you a sad Trick
ems-seed? pfft..the pitch which this guy bitch n cries its like i hit E minor with an itch inside
his deep vagina read my recent rhymes see the times E never replied in cyphers
in 08 i'd learnt to rhyme got better in time this guy E hides retired
so retirment E's claimin? why you're a Prime Bitch like Sarah Palin
you might call me ock, but for God Ock is a replacement
aucks land of Ring Lords, but if anything dork, you're The Myth weak Orc
you're far from *Ecstasy*, but *E* is getting *Popped* for sure
for bars you cry i'd advise pop Prozac for a cure but Prozac was a cause
records show mostly homos swallow E so be like your hair recede from me
like his hair i fade him bar per bar i'm from a land of sheep
faded but no *clips* sprayed this kid is bitch *Maid* so cop an *iron* E
claims he gave my style while my par/rap scheme he's copy-ing...oh, irony *auck is pronounced "ork" here not ock so read it that way
also "past" is pronounced "Parst" when i say it
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Treach |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 7:32 AM | Message # 37 |
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"We took pride in intellect and skill
Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal"
- K-RINO
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| TheHipHopSpot |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 5:45 PM | Message # 38 |
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????????????????????????????????????????
Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHipHopSpot
SPC
http://southparkcoalition.webs.com/
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 5:51 PM | Message # 39 |
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Heads
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watchu mean?
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 7:24 PM | Message # 40 |
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Heads
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Quote (EmSeeD) ok lets see now... excuses used is: bar amounts, past bouts say you Won Too..hardly Counts, (1 2 barely counts)
symptoms of fake win des-peration even battled himself?
he writes "pra" for pray then claims that i don't spell???
faggots Even rapping bout magic? it makes you a sad Trick
ems-seed? pfft..the pitch which this guy bitch n cries its like i hit E minor with an itch inside
his deep vagina read my recent rhymes see the times he never replied in cyphers
in 08 i'd learnt to rhyme got better in time this guy E hides retired
so retirment E's claimin? why you're a Prime Bitch like Sarah Palin
you might call me ock but for God, Ock is a replacement
aucks land of Ring Lords, but if anything dork, you're The Myth weak Orc
you're far from *Ecstasy*, but *E* is getting *Popped* for sure
for bars you cry i'd advise pop Prozac for a cure but prozac was a cause
records show mostly homos swallow E go be like your hair recede from me
like his hair i fade him bar per bar i'm from a land of sheep
faded but no clips sprayed this kid is bitch Maid so cop an iron E
claims he gave my style while my par/rap scheme he's copy-ing...oh right, irony Yeah I battled myself, but who the fuck are you dissing?/
It's lonely at the top and you haven't presented competition/
And you tried to play me for mentioning magic/
You're the one who referenced Lord of the Rings so who's the faggot?/
When he raps on the mic EmSeeD sounds like a weak rookie/
And I find funny the claim that I have a deep nookie/
When the only vagina that's been consigned to my personal care/
Is the one between his legs that smells rotten and has no hair/
And nobody cares if I didn't respond in the cypher in question/
Why do you take pride in spitting hard against raps in a practice session?/
Now you're saying you're God. About you that statement reveals a wealth/
You're an atheist. I guess you don't even believe in yourself/
The hip hop community has tried for years to get you to shut your mouth/
Unfortunately last years quake hit a bit too far south/
And finding New Zealand on a map is harder than finding Waldo/
Look at this kid's picture. He's a younger version of Geraldo:   (it's the mustache lol)
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 8:43 PM | Message # 41 |
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Goddamn E!!!!
That Geraldo diss was crucial LMFAO!
Sick With It
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| Adam |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 10:58 PM | Message # 42 |
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thats a "stylin on you" punch moment right there erik.
I JUST EXPLODED INTO RAINBOWS AND LOLLIPOPS!
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 11:43 PM | Message # 43 |
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Heads
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lol what is that supposed to mean? haha
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Monday, 10/Jan/11, 1:47 AM | Message # 44 |
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Heads
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Quote (eboyd) lol what is that supposed to mean? haha
He's talking about this rap battle where this dude was ripping this other guy and he said "You mad cuz Im stylin on u" and the dude just plowed him lol
Sick With It
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Monday, 10/Jan/11, 2:35 AM | Message # 45 |
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My face while reading this.
As you can see, on the left, it is me while reading the battle.
Then at the top, toward the right, you see my face right after reading it.
THEN I BURST OUT LAUGHING No really, this is fucking epic as hell....
It's just funny to me cause it's like watching brothers fight or something.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
Message edited by ilikebacon3000 - Monday, 10/Jan/11, 2:39 AM
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