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Forum » RHHF Artists/Battlers » Battle Archive » Lord Meth vs. Coolmon ((Text Battle - The Art of Battle))
Lord Meth vs. Coolmon
Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 06/Dec/08, 8:06 PM | Message # 1

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There are no rules only bar limitation

First Verse: 8 Bars
Second Verse: 16 Bars
Third Verse: Unlimited!!!!!!

Since ur new, u spit first

LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Uncharted Date: Saturday, 06/Dec/08, 8:16 PM | Message # 2

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theres no need for the gangster lean/
i spit the gulf stream/
go all out wit the team/
stare yo ass down make yo eyes bleed/
dirty bitches in the bed room/
but u got dirty fishes in the pool/
my lyrics will make your head spin like a ballerina in a too-too/


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Message edited by coolmon - Saturday, 06/Dec/08, 8:17 PM
Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 06/Dec/08, 8:28 PM | Message # 3

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Quote (coolmon)
theres no need for the gangster lean/
i spit the gulf stream/
go all out wit the team/
stare yo ass down make yo eyes bleed/
dirty bitches in the bed room/
but u got dirty fishes in the pool/
my lyrics will make your head spin like a ballerina in a too-too/

Slice ya body up systematically, distribute them to ya squad evenly
My flow is so fatal, it'll permanently damage ya spleen
Im back in full effect, rip off this novice's neck
Have his blood blending in the stream before the sun sets
Meth is like......a monster stealin ya life force
No matter how good u can battle, Ill have yo bitch filling out ya funeral forms
So this is it, a reckless verse, better rehearse ya next diss kid
Cuz the next time u expose ya under belly, Im gonna aim straight for the ribs


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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 06/Dec/08, 9:05 PM | Message # 4

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wtf coolmon did you challenge meth? crazy

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Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 06/Dec/08, 9:07 PM | Message # 5

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wtf coolmon did you challenge meth? crazy

LMAO its cool Muzzy this is just to get him used to battling


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Uncharted Date: Monday, 08/Dec/08, 5:13 PM | Message # 6

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lol sorry i wasnt on few days ago but anyway
Quote (Lord_Meth)
Slice ya body up systematically, distribute them to ya squad evenly
My flow is so fatal, it'll permanently damage ya spleen
Im back in full effect, rip off this novice's neck
Have his blood blending in the stream before the sun sets
Meth is like......a monster stealin ya life force
No matter how good u can battle, Ill have yo bitch filling out ya funeral forms
So this is it, a reckless verse, better rehearse ya next diss kid
Cuz the next time u expose ya under belly, Im gonna aim straight for the ribs

before u come at my ribs i will destroy yo abdomen/
clean up the bloody mess like an custodian/
let me finish u up like an school science fair project/
but let break down the logic/
and then "how to kill meth" will be my topic/
die and kick u like an drop kick/
so i have to get sentimental,like watching a chick flick/
then i will make 1000 women suduce u like king soloman and stick to your dick/
just like an tick, then suck all the semen and blood out/
the taste will make do them a favor/
eat u up like an thanksgiving dinner/
taste so good it will make me savor it/
you sould see it, my mouth with nothing but foam/
this 12 year old will make your ears explode with my voice tone/
every rhyme u do will make me clone


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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 08/Dec/08, 8:12 PM | Message # 7

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coolmon your verse was going pretty good until you started writing that dick sucking stuff. but before that it was going pretty good esp for a first battle

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Lord_Meth Date: Tuesday, 09/Dec/08, 8:52 AM | Message # 8

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Quote (coolmon)
before u come at my ribs i will destroy yo abdomen/
clean up the bloody mess like an custodian/
let me finish u up like an school science fair project/
but let break down the logic/
and then "how to kill meth" will be my topic/
die and kick u like an drop kick/
so i have to get sentimental,like watching a chick flick/
then i will make 1000 women suduce u like king soloman and stick to your dick/
just like an tick, then suck all the semen and blood out/
the taste will make do them a favor/
eat u up like an thanksgiving dinner/
taste so good it will make me savor it/
you sould see it, my mouth with nothing but foam/
this 12 year old will make your ears explode with my voice tone/
every rhyme u do will make me clone

Quote (EmSeed)
coolmon your verse was going pretty good until you started writing that dick sucking stuff. but before that it was going pretty good esp for a first battle

agreed, but Im at school right now so Ill write my verse tonight after basketball practice and try to get it up as soon as possible


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Lord_Meth Date: Thursday, 11/Dec/08, 8:47 AM | Message # 9

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Ill put my verse on tonight so be looking out for it

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Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 6:19 PM | Message # 10

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Soft shit like that is only for newborns
U'll die before this battle is over I leave niggaz soul's gone
Rookie or not, give me the mic, Ill rip him on spot
I wreck MCs, my metaphors be on Ripley's Believe It or Not
Battle me without thinking, its suicide I shred guys
Im the lord from hell and I showed that plenty of times
U at the point of no return, ready to take ur first scar
U trapped in this lyrical dispute and I only spit 8 bars
A roundhouse kick to me? U homeless, u live in a box
Let me drop kick u out of existence so u'll never rise to the top
I laugh at you, I aint kno comedy was a rap style
U shouldve took ur dissin to a Wild 'n' Out rap battle
U a straigh pus, Ima knock u out of ya boots
U jumped into this battle with holes in ya parachute


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Uncharted Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 7:12 PM | Message # 11

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this time aint no comedy
im not what u think what im trying to be
the only comedy to me is rippin yo face up
ATLien but u more like alias but weak
hold on for this rhyme will make your eyes tweak
i play football,u play basketball
i'll step on yo new jordans with my bloody cleets
bloody cause i step on wack niggas like u
u can see from my head to my feet
u think my rhymes u just foiled
but let me turn around this back and fourth turmoil
in u i see alot of confidence
when i open my mouth it makes me fluorescence
bitch gettin pussy whiped like common sense...
Quote (Lord_Meth)
I wreck MCs, my metaphors be on Ripley's Believe It or Not

c'mon nigga again use common sense
after the show shot the whole crew with a glock
hospital said it was a coma
which means it was a glock-coma
nigga i got bitch tiers right inside of my lair
i got bitches in my holster
pick which teir sorry but you cant declare
which one the refer heads or the lord meth's
im what make your newborn have cleft
eat u like c.r.e.a.m like reakwon the chef
i am from the slums
gun shots sound like knives against a snare
but more like u coming inside my lair in pan
lord meth?u more like palin's bitch mccain
and u sound like him in your rhymes
niggas who step up 2 me i climb
u remind me of lucas
im not done yet
my ammo is infinite at copious
my presents looks like the black lotus
i can see u like to fuss
too bad u didnt see me when i bust


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Lord_Meth Date: Monday, 15/Dec/08, 9:23 PM | Message # 12

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Wat guns u pop? U the one to get shot
Ive seen terrifying things that'll make ya nuts not drop
Shouldve been smarter, instead u stepped into a landmine
And seen rap at its best at the worse time
Blow u away when I start reciting my powerful rhymes
Time after time, I get better with every hot line
Im on one Coolmon shouldve stayed in school mon
Instead u choose to smoke and risk loosing a lung
Stupid fuck, should blow ya mouth off like Daffy Duck
Instead Im arranging ya perceptive, u better be lucky punk
Or better yet, let me teach ya a new trick
Dont rhyme with the same word, show u whos got common sense
Strap ya face to a table and drop a crate of heafty bricks
Gay at the age of 13, already sucked 100 dicks
This MC shouldve practiced dissin before contemplating battles
Like Alchemy, his soul has to be used for colateral
I rap circles around squares with no Hip Hop knowledge
I dont try to hold back on the truth, Im just being modest
I harnessed the emerald's shine and converted into energy
fill my foes lungs with poison the same as a cigarette ya see?
Battlin me is just like smoking except Mcs begin choking
I got the kick of Meth, my username should let u kno i aint joking
I wasted minutes of my life just battling someone who wants to kill himself
He chooses the wrong route, hes putting his future on the back of the shelf
After the fun and thrill dies down, u gon be hooked with a line from ya mouth
Keep living the way u living and God gonna begin to reel the fish out


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Lord_Meth Date: Monday, 15/Dec/08, 9:37 PM | Message # 13

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Ok the battle is now over please give comments on who u voted for

and since this was Coolmon's first battle give helpful critique on wat he needs to work on for the future


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PNoble Date: Monday, 15/Dec/08, 10:55 PM | Message # 14

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i say meth won

coolmon u had good moments i wanna c a lil mo consistency and less dick sucking lines lol and more punchlines would help 2 but overall good job 4 a 1st battle

EmSeeD Date: Tuesday, 16/Dec/08, 2:50 AM | Message # 15

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Quote (Lord_Meth)
Wat guns u pop? U the one to get shot
Ive seen terrifying things that'll make ya nuts not drop
Shouldve been smarter, instead u stepped into a landmine
And seen rap at its best at the worse time
Blow u away when I start reciting my powerful rhymes
Time after time, I get better with every hot line
Im on one Coolmon shouldve stayed in school mon
Instead u choose to smoke and risk loosing a lung
Stupid fuck, should blow ya mouth off like Daffy Duck
Instead Im arranging ya perceptive, u better be lucky punk
Or better yet, let me teach ya a new trick
Dont rhyme with the same word, show u whos got common sense
Strap ya face to a table and drop a crate of heafty bricks
Gay at the age of 13, already sucked 100 dicks
This MC shouldve practiced dissin before contemplating battles
Like Alchemy, his soul has to be used for colateral
I rap circles around squares with no Hip Hop knowledge
I dont try to hold back on the truth, Im just being modest
I harnessed the emerald's shine and converted into energy
fill my foes lungs with poison the same as a cigarette ya see?
Battlin me is just like smoking except Mcs begin choking
I got the kick of Meth, my username should let u kno i aint joking
I wasted minutes of my life just battling someone who wants to kill himself
He chooses the wrong route, hes putting his future on the back of the shelf
After the fun and thrill dies down, u gon be hooked with a line from ya mouth
Keep living the way u living and God gonna begin to reel the fish out

Meth im pretty sure you've gotten Coolmon confused with T_Nizzle53 in this verse, tnizzle53 is the guy who smokes and is 13, coolmon is only 12. i have to give this one to meth, but i was impressed with coolmon considering this is his first ever battle and he's only 12.

Quote (coolmon)
c'mon nigga again use common sense
after the show shot the whole crew with a glock
hospital said it was a coma
which means it was a glock-coma
nigga i got bitch tiers right inside of my lair
i got bitches in my holster
pick which teir sorry but you cant declare
which one the refer heads or the lord meth's
im what make your newborn have cleft
eat u like c.r.e.a.m like reakwon the chef
i am from the slums
gun shots sound like knives against a snare
but more like u coming inside my lair in pan
lord meth?u more like palin's bitch mccain
and u sound like him in your rhymes
niggas who step up 2 me i climb
u remind me of lucas
im not done yet
my ammo is infinite at copious
my presents looks like the black lotus
i can see u like to fuss
too bad u didnt see me when i bust

i thought coolmon started getting a lot better with his battling here in this verse, and he's only gonna keep getting better with each battle.

Quote (Lord_Meth)
And seen rap at its best at the worse time

this had to be probably my fave line in the battle.

Quote (coolmon)
lord meth?u more like palin's bitch mccain
and u sound like him in your rhymes

this was one of my fave of coolmons lines for some reason.l


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