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The Myth vs. The Nemesis ((Text Battle) Eboyd (1) vs. Agent X (10))

The Myth vs. The Nemesis

Meth

Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 9:46 PM | Message # 1

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Agent X first verse

i'm about to tell you my "Opinions" so respect them/
take one look at your rhymes and i'll dissect them/
take 16 bars, send them straight through cerebral cortex's/
even if i was divided by 2, you'll need a fleet bigger than Cortez's/
but instead i multiply by both sides to solve the problem/
now that's 32 rhymes and styles that i'm dissolving/
so i'ma take my time, with the hammer i pull back/
and leave you lyrically dead with a bullet-fullback.

Meth

Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 9:47 PM | Message # 2

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Eboyd first verse

your rhyme's more anemic than a beulemic on a binge/
i'll lyrically X you out like Agent Orange/
you think you're my nemesis? you ain't even a contender/
i'm the lyrically maniacal undefinable title defender/
X wants my glory but he can't persevere/
the way my rhymes slice through flesh is much too severe/
i sliced through your rhyme and left a gaping hole/
with lyrics to shatter spirits make you keep Trane-ing like Col.

Meth

Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 9:47 PM | Message # 3

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Agent X second verse

eboyd, where do you get off being a watcher and a head?/
a stunt like that, man, you'd better Watch Your Head/
i'm your arch nemesis, leave you a myth by creating hemorrhages/
then spread your ashes through the sea in remembrance/
your 21 years of life can be ended soon/
your title will wane away like a crescent moon/
this beast has seen more adventure than Daniel Boone/
while your rookie ass still sits back getting fed with a spoon/
i've opened your wounds to let your blood flow for all to see/
so they know that you have a similar heel to Achilles/
filling your mind with my infallible rhymes/
making those who i battle more sour than lemons and limes/
my EB and flow keeps rap Gods satisfied/
while those i faced are annOYD, cause i defied/
their ability to displenish me/
because my frequency should be a felony.

Meth

Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 9:47 PM | Message # 4

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Eboyd second verse

the only mystery is why this dude is dissing me/
like the land of Babylon i'll leave you as ancient history/
i see through your facade like a window/
emcees like you get played like Nintendo/
you call me a bitch, because through me your style was given life/
i nurtured it, gave it food, shelter, and helped it through strife/
watched it grown from a small seed into a healthy pup/
but then it opened it's eyes and i knew i had to give it up/
let it wander the world through it's own accordance/
but it found you and put you at a higher importance/
but that which i give life, i can just as quick take/
so if you want it that way, your soul i will break/
but if you'd rather bow out now, you may do so gracefully/
or i will lay you to waste and i will do it hastefully/
so figure out what you want to do/
or attempt to face me, the unstoppable.

eboyd

Date: Monday, 06/Oct/08, 2:23 PM | Message # 5

Watchers

i'll get it soon. like later today.

AgentX

Date: Monday, 06/Oct/08, 5:06 PM | Message # 6

Rappers

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i called you a bitch because you bark more than a female dog/
and bite rhymes from emcees. man i see trough your fog/
your rap forgery can't conquer my evil sorcery/
you cannot withstand the force of me/
this cerebral psycho with mad flow/
murder cycles and low blows/
vertebral stabs on homos/
like your fake ass, i break fast and make glass/
emcees pray to last/
the societal outcast with rhymes that passed/
your ship at half mast, cast a spell, sent you to hell, that was my task/
and now it's completed. you stand defeated/
this Man got Boyd, your rhymes were decleated/
the top seeded fell victim and got pleated/
like jeans. it means that you need to be seated/
so next time don't test this underdog/
or get beat by this digital beast like analog.

prepare to be X'd out!

Agent X on MySpace

eboyd

Date: Monday, 06/Oct/08, 5:38 PM | Message # 7

Heads

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when i school you fools i leave you in a Deadpool (1)/
and Agent X will end up dead and i'll remain my rule/
then i'll Ghost Ride (2) on this fraud like a dead marauder/
and show that outdated video game emcees (3) are simply frauds or/
defeat you black and white emcees (4) in full color/
i'm leaving this Ramnousia (5) with his head cut off like Medusa/
while i'm a God like Zeus or a Titan much like Prometheus/
so when i strike, i don't just destroy, i leave your face craterous/
the optimal time to defeat me past. i'm like Optimus Prime/
though our likeness is a paradigm, it's because your style is a mime/
and it mimics mine, the fine line, my lyrics are too divine/
these words break skin and penetrate the Endocrine/
so next time think first before making your worst/
mistake. your fake and will soon be laid in a hearst.

1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_X_ (Marvel_Comics)#Fictional_character_biography
2. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_X_ (Jim_Burley)
3. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agent_X_ (1986_video_game)
4. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_Agent_X-9_ (1945_serial)
5. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_ (mythology)