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Most Absurd Lyrics in Hip Hop Songs
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| eboyd |
Date: Friday, 15/Jan/10, 7:34 PM | Message # 1 |
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I've been listening to this for a while and the hook inspired me to create this thread. Post similarly absurd songs and/or lyrics. This shit cracks me up: Also, for a good laugh, check out "Rifle Eyes" by cLOUDDEAD
my new theme song
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| PNobleDaLyricist |
Date: Friday, 15/Jan/10, 10:33 PM | Message # 2 |
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"you look so good i'll suck on your daddy's dick" Biggie-Me and My Bitch "Niggas say im pussy, i dare you to stick your dick in this" Bigge-Wickedest freestyle thats all ima say lol
Mainground  RHHF rap 16-7-0 69%(if u round its 70% doe) tournaments won =1 tournament record: 4-3 exhibition record: 12-4
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| El_Matador |
Date: Friday, 15/Jan/10, 10:38 PM | Message # 3 |
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"Stop lookin' at my pussy like ya wanted to suck it" - Ghostface well..... no comment btw there is a similar thread called "WTF lyrics"
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| Uncharted |
Date: Friday, 15/Jan/10, 11:14 PM | Message # 4 |
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Quote (El_Matador) "Stop lookin' at my pussy like ya wanted to suck it" - Ghostface
i got BO2 and when first heard that line i was like 
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 15/Jan/10, 11:20 PM | Message # 5 |
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"i'm a pretty bitch"
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 16/Jan/10, 3:43 PM | Message # 6 |
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"I'm lookin fa Mrs. Bubble Gum
I'm Mr. Chik-O-Stick
I wanna (dun dun dunt) (oh)
Cuz you so thick
Gurlz call me Jolly Rancher (Oh)
Cuz I stay so hard
You can suck me for a long time
(Oh my god!)"
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| ALCATRAZ |
Date: Saturday, 16/Jan/10, 3:50 PM | Message # 7 |
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Quote (PNobleDaLyricist) "you look so good i'll suck on your daddy's dick" For the record, Biggie actually borrowed that line from Richard Pryor.
"I personally think OBCL2 is better than the original" - Lord Meth 
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 16/Jan/10, 6:01 PM | Message # 8 |
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is this supposed to be like the "wtf lyrics" thread?
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 16/Jan/10, 6:26 PM | Message # 9 |
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Quote (El_Matador) btw there is a similar thread called "WTF lyrics"
Quote (EmSeeD) is this supposed to be like the "wtf lyrics" thread? nah man, you guys aren't understanding what this thread is about. it's about shit that isn't "WTF?!?!?!" necessarily, but good tracks with twisted ass lyrics. it can make sense but be said in a crazy and absurd way as well. another example here: "this world is a vampire, she eats her kids. let's hide the bodies under the bridge" -Slug
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| J-Breakz |
Date: Sunday, 17/Jan/10, 5:27 PM | Message # 10 |
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Quote (ALCATRAZ) For the record, Biggie actually borrowed that line from Richard Pryor.
I was waiting for someone to mention that, lol.
livin life like some cheesy movie
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 11/Feb/10, 6:02 PM | Message # 11 |
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Went to the bucket and I looked through the window
It was some niggaz that I knew they let me in yo
And my turn was like next
I couldn't see a face, all I saw was her pussy and
the chest
I wanted to see the face, I felt the order
Peep over the seat - OH SHIT! it's the preacher's
daughter!
And she's only 14 and a ho'
But the bitch sucks dick like a specialized pro
She looked at me, I was surprised
But wasn't passin' up the chance of my dick gettin'
baptised
I told the bitch to do it quick :
"You little ho' hurry up and suck my dick!" - MC Ren, She Swallowed It
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| El_Matador |
Date: Thursday, 11/Feb/10, 6:08 PM | Message # 12 |
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I was born emceeing, the reason why I'm right
Is my dick – cos it looks like a mic - El Matador Dick suck, mouth-fuck, almost broke her neck
I didn't cum, I bombed atomically like Deck
Orgasm so hard, had to fasten her with the belt
Pussy was so hot, cos it made my latex melt - El Matador
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 11/Feb/10, 6:20 PM | Message # 13 |
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................. did you do that other track you were doing for the mixtape?
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Thursday, 11/Feb/10, 6:45 PM | Message # 14 |
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Quote (El_Matador) Dick suck, mouth-fuck, almost broke her neck
I didn't cum, I bombed atomically like Deck
Orgasm so hard, had to fasten her with the belt
Pussy was so hot, cos it made my latex melt - El Matador
BAHAHAHAHA!! Did that one punchline I wrote inspire u?
Sick With It
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 12/Feb/10, 8:10 AM | Message # 15 |
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I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head- Eminem, Insane.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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