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Worst Battles You've Seen
EmSeeD Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 0:50 AM | Message # 1

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post up some of the most worst/awkward and or one sided battles you've seen

i can't believe this dude lol, this shit was so awkward coz he was so terrible, he really needs to up his writing and punches, i mean sure everyone sucks when they first start out but not everyone would go into battles, i mean i know i sucked when i was first starting but at least i was aware enough to not go into something like this, I just couldn't believe it when he pulled up the fuckin piece of paper with the damn facebook profile screen shot lmao

nz battle, devast8r vs take 1. devast8r is pretty sick imo, he's really dope off the top and really good at flipping the other guys shit really quickly, but the other dude tried to go off the top too and he really wasn't good

australian battler Greeley against englands Sprungy, sprungy was really fuckin drunk



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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 1:10 AM | Message # 2

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oh my god he's not even a begginer wtf his punches are terrible, this was from last year

check out his other shit shake

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=mista+conspiracy&aq=f

oh my god he's been around since 2009, oh man his second round brought tears to my eyes



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eboyd Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 1:29 AM | Message # 3

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no battle has ever been worse than this, and what makes it worse is how he rationalizes it at the end LMFAO!:



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7-0-0

ilikebacon3000 Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 1:32 AM | Message # 4

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Okay, that one was fake, but it's still funny.

This one is TERRIBLE and it's still fucking hilarious cause it's real.



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ilikebacon3000 Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 1:33 AM | Message # 5

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FFFFFFUUUUU ERIK

you posted it right before me...
I started typing then went looking for something in the kitchen and came back and posted.. I didn't see your reply until after I posted.

YOU CUNT!


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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 1:36 AM | Message # 6

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no battle has ever been worse than this, and what makes it worse is how he rationalizes it at the end LMFAO!:

oh yeah i remember that, i saw the whole battle of that and honestly i know this is hard to believe but Mr Conspiracy is actually worse lol, after seeing all his previous battles i think king of the dot are actually really cruel for putting him in that new battle because they knew how terrible he was, they're really just laughing at him and he can't even see it

it actually makes me wonder if he has some kind of autism, coz some people with autism can't comprehend humor and can't relate to the emotions of people around them


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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 1:56 AM | Message # 7

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omfg i just can't get over how bad mista conspiracy is, i'm watching all his battles right now

check out what he says in his second verse lol he's referring to how kingofthedot cut off one of his rounds in one of his battles due to it being so embarrassing

here's a battle between two of australias worst keynote and syntax and two of australias best 360 and anecdote

here's a battle between nz battler Xceed and some english guy projectile, i've never seen projectile battle before so idk if he's dope but he either forgot all his lines here or just can't freestyle



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EmSeeD Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 2:09 AM | Message # 8

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oh...my....fucking........god

i really hope it turns out he's acting coz otherwise i feel really bad for him


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eboyd Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 4:11 AM | Message # 9

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LMFAO @ Keynote and 360 hahahahahaha!!!! that fucking letter was CLASSIC!!!!!! XD that's some of the greatest shit i've ever seeeeeeen lol!

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eboyd Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 4:14 AM | Message # 10

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i really hope it turns out he's acting coz otherwise i feel really bad for him

lol he sounds like a non-funny version of MC Vagina


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EverGlazed Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 8:13 AM | Message # 11

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This is another UK battle with Sprungy, the drunkest MC you ever seen.lol

Its Dont flop north so dont be surprised if you dont understand what these guys are sayin...lol

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hahahaha i just watched that battle with the gay guy and Likwid.....hahahahahaha :o


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Uncharted Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 11:45 AM | Message # 12

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that Tah Phrum Duh Bush vs Likwid battle had me laughing

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360 just murdered keynote lol

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i swear Syntax/Keynote suck ass


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abanks47 Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 12:07 PM | Message # 13

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A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

abanks47 Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 12:07 PM | Message # 14

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for those who dont know deacons from cunninlynguists

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

eboyd Date: Friday, 14/Jan/11, 12:59 PM | Message # 15

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lol Deac is a wack battler haha!

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battle record:

7-0-0

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