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Forum » Real HIP HOP Forever » General Hip Hop Discussion » Ridiculous Similes (ones you've heard in a track or create your own)
Ridiculous Similes
eboyd Date: Wednesday, 09/Mar/11, 1:30 PM | Message # 1

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 here's probably the most glaring example of a ridiculous simile in all of hip hop:

"i love you like i love my dick size"

-Capadonna on "Ice Cream"

here's one i made myself:

"he's even bolder than flaming red pubes/
and his style is colder than naked, dead boobs/"

:D

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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 1:27 AM | Message # 2

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 "i'll son you like the big bright ball in the sky, then i'll lay your girl like concrete before its dry" one i just made up lol
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eboyd Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 12:56 PM | Message # 3

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 lol nice
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eboyd Date: Thursday, 10/Mar/11, 12:58 PM | Message # 4

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 here's one i made up:

you can't see the lyrics i cast yet/
my rhymes are so sick. they're hotter than ass sweat/

rofl

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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 2:23 AM | Message # 5

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 "I'm turning heads like a handicapped prostitute" - Eyce (from Masta Ace Incorporated off the song Saturday Night Live)

"doable like art" - talib kweli (i don't get why he's saying a brown skin lady is doable like art??)

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eboyd Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 8:08 PM | Message # 6

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 ^^^ lol yeah, I never got that one from "Brown Skin Lady" either haha!

Here's one that I think is dope, but just nasty as fuck lol:

"I'm sicker than AIDS infested period juice"

-Immortal Technique (I forget which song. Maybe "Industrial Revolution", but idr)

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Menace Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 8:43 PM | Message # 7

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 what's a simile ?
eboyd Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 8:48 PM | Message # 8

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 Lol you seriously don't know??? A simile is where you use "like", "as", "than", etc., to compare a word/phrase/situation/person/etc. to something else. Look at the ones we posted above for an example.
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Menace Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 8:50 PM | Message # 9

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 I seriously didn't know, i checked the word after i posted that comment.

Duh duh

eboyd Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 9:02 PM | Message # 10

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 LMFAO! rofl
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Erratic-Methodz Date: Monday, 21/Mar/11, 9:05 PM | Message # 11

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 IM like a glory hole...you don't know who your fucking with - (dont know who said that, just heard it in a battle once)
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