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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 23/Dec/08, 11:06 PM | Message # 16 |
Emcees
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O-o-la-la!
I love the new layout.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 23/Dec/08, 11:46 PM | Message # 17 |
Heads
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Quote (eboyd) Holy shit!!! I had to have listened to that line 1000 times and I never noticed the acronym!!!! That makes the album that much better! yeah me too until i saw the acronym written on someone's you tube page, but even he didn't know it was used in a song here's another one: The CAPITOL of this rugged slang, is WU-TANG
Witty
Unpredictable
Talent
And
Natural
Game GZA - Labels
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Bape |
Date: Friday, 09/Jan/09, 10:47 PM | Message # 18 |
Emcees
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My Swagga Is Mick Jagger 
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 09/Jan/09, 11:50 PM | Message # 19 |
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im more fly than a maggot grown up - lupe fiasco
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 10/Jan/09, 0:20 AM | Message # 20 |
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YO!!! I never noticed that WU TANG acronym either!!! GZA's like the king of metaphors and similes though: "Who's your A&R?/
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar?/
But he don't know the meaning of dope/
When he's looking for a suit and tie rap that's cleaner than a bar of soap/
And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight/
Matta' fact go get the girls and let's have a mudfight" "Unnecessary beef is more cows to breed" (ok, that was a pun, but whatever) And here are some of my favorites from MF DOOM: "Couldn't find a pen, had to think of a new trick/
This one he wrote in cold blood with a toothpick/
On second thought it's too thick/
His assistant said "DOOM, you sick"/
He said "true through accoustics"." "Got more soul (sole) than a sock with a hole/
Set the stage with a goal/
To have the game locked in a cage getting shocked with a pole"
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 10/Jan/09, 0:51 AM | Message # 21 |
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If you ain't never stole a gate, you can take offence (a fence) - eminem you can date a stick of dinamite and wouldn't go out with a bang - eminem with a mic im like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck wit dis - eye kyu i'll dismantle you clique (click) like a broken remote - PNC i stomped the alphabet and i got it down to a t - eminem simple as abc's i skip over the d's and rock the microphone with e's (ease) - eminem
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Dilla4Ever |
Date: Sunday, 11/Jan/09, 2:56 AM | Message # 22 |
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Rappers
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"AOL gat my shit chat on AIM"...Vakill "Shitted on soo many rappers, its like I'm in the stall wit em"...Common "I got young niggaz that will blasphemy/blast for me no religion"...Jay-Z "Even if Jay-hova/jahova witnessed, but he'll never testify"....Jay-Z "Niggaz remind me of my dick only hard til I cum/come"...Styles P "Beats to the rhyme,street full of crime, rap or the gat, I got heat for ya mind"...Styles P "I hear alot of Sky when you jump on the mic, but you aint mine cuz we dont look nuthin a like"...Skyzoo Got more comin......
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 11/Jan/09, 3:18 AM | Message # 23 |
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dope shit Schwapp! thanks for those.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 11/Jan/09, 11:15 PM | Message # 24 |
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Quote (Joker13) "to battle me your gonna need GEORGE and FOUR MEN (FORMEN)" -punchline lol it could also have a third meaning Foremen as in workers.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 11/Jan/09, 11:44 PM | Message # 25 |
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Heads
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Yeah, I caught that too.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Jan/09, 4:02 AM | Message # 26 |
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Heads
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that line is pretty cool. i still like that BDK line i mentioned. also: "i stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard" -Rakim
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| Watcher |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Jan/09, 3:53 PM | Message # 27 |
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Not my favorite but just a quick one I could think of, so simple but I found it funny ass hell. From a Proof freestyle. You a pitiful whack rhyma,
A bitch nigga.. Oh.. You got it from yo mama..
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 17/Jan/09, 2:34 PM | Message # 28 |
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Quote (eboyd) that line is pretty cool. i still like that BDK line i mentioned. also: "and stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard" -Rakim ah shit i was just about to write that now, i just heard that line its dope. also "i still leave authors and writers with arthritis" "i find it easy catching diabetes from fly sweeties" rakim.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 17/Jan/09, 6:34 PM | Message # 29 |
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Heads
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im sick enough to fuck a man in his face, but i won't
coz you'll probably wanna stand in his place. - eminem
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 21/Jan/09, 9:03 PM | Message # 30 |
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Heads
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Here's one I just caught: "You keep playing on tracks and I'll keep being a train" Felix (lead rapper of Heiruspecs) on the track "H.A.T.E.R." (I think that's what it's called.)
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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