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| El_Matador |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Jan/09, 2:45 PM | Message # 46 |
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"I stick my dick in the ground then I turn the whole world around" - Jamal "I'm deep sea diving in pussy 'till im finding Nemo, she know" - Vakill "I slide with instead every night a different head
Get her hot with the spot like it forbid
And get more brain than Zombies in the Living Dead" - Big Daddy Kane "Friday night spend money on a ho
tel" - Big Daddy Kane
XD "Headline comes "Danger is close", complex with broken grammar
My anger goes down like a pneumatic hammer" - Me
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
Message edited by El_Matador - Friday, 30/Jan/09, 9:43 AM
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Jan/09, 2:57 PM | Message # 47 |
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I'm living larger than my dick in the morning time - Lord Finesse
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| 11thPlague |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Jan/09, 4:06 PM | Message # 48 |
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Im sick of these sperm cells with syphilis germs cause im hotter than my dick is when i piss and it burns - Eminem
Message edited by 11thPlague - Wednesday, 28/Jan/09, 4:07 PM
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| WestCoastKingz |
Date: Thursday, 29/Jan/09, 0:03 AM | Message # 49 |
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AWWWW NO I WASNT TRIEN TO SAVE YOU HOES N......HOWCOME WHEN I WAS BROKE YOU WASnT BROWWWNNN NOES'N Added (29/Jan/09, 0:03 Am)
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Gun Shots to the faaacee... Aint no trace of the body, mark found dead... But killin aint my hobby. Foo u best step back to da plate, dem choppas n ak's gon make my day...Yadidamean 
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| 11thPlague |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 4:25 PM | Message # 50 |
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I'm bringing you rap singles with these 2 little fingers, flip u off in France and translated to English.
Then imma vanish from the face of this planet and come back speaking so much spanish Pun can't understand itAdded (31/Jan/09, 4:25 Pm)
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Put your brain in your anus and you still couldn't think of shit - Proof
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 4:37 PM | Message # 51 |
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"I squeeze nipple like pimples to get the puss, get it?" -Nas
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 12/Feb/09, 1:09 AM | Message # 52 |
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TheWatcher
Niggaz don't want beef they vegeterians
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| SnoeMan |
Date: Thursday, 12/Feb/09, 5:30 PM | Message # 53 |
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"Man Fuck you motherfuckin' Pussy-ass Nigga" (Lil Jon)
Be safe! CCTV is watchin' you;)
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 13/Feb/09, 1:51 AM | Message # 54 |
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Quote (SnoeMan) "Man Fuck you motherfuckin' Pussy-ass Nigga" (Lil Jon) i don't get it
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Sunday, 15/Feb/09, 1:09 PM | Message # 55 |
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"You call me a pussy, I dare you try and stick your dick in this!"---Biggie
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Sunday, 15/Feb/09, 1:10 PM | Message # 56 |
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Quote (t_nizzle53) "You call me a pussy, I dare you try and stick your dick in this!"---Biggie
wow Biggie used to say alot of gay stuff in his rhymes
I never realized it before but now its almost comical
Sick With It
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Sunday, 15/Feb/09, 1:41 PM | Message # 57 |
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"better than mike Jackson before he fucked up his life" papoose
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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| Uncharted |
Date: Thursday, 19/Feb/09, 10:12 AM | Message # 58 |
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father, I Brooklyn Dodger them
I Jack, I Rob, I sin
Awww man, I'm Jackie Robinson
Except when I run base, I dodge the pen- jay-z (i didnt understand at first until somebody explained it to me)
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Message edited by Uncharted - Thursday, 19/Feb/09, 10:13 AM
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 20/Feb/09, 10:26 PM | Message # 59 |
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Quote (EYAR15) "better than mike Jackson before he fucked up his life" papoose i don't get it. "I run shit like an ass with legs" - Swift D from D12. (on the song No Body Iller Than Me from Slim Shady EP)
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| PNobleDaLyricist |
Date: Saturday, 21/Feb/09, 6:40 PM | Message # 60 |
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Quote (Em_SeeD) i don't get it. "I run shit like an ass with legs" - Swift D from D12. (on the song No Body Iller Than Me from Slim Shady EP)
lmao hahahahahahahahaha
Mainground  RHHF rap 16-7-0 69%(if u round its 70% doe) tournaments won =1 tournament record: 4-3 exhibition record: 12-4
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