Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines - Page 5

Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 9:14 PM | Message # 62

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"see how i play a big role in chicago like queen latifa - kanye

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 10:39 PM | Message # 63

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*yawn* when will i see some good punches in this thread?

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me, the mic and my pen: the Holy Trinity"

"i turn cats with beef into vegetables"

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:12 PM | Message # 64

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:13 PM | Message # 65

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 66

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but srsly, you can't deny those punches, plus, the punchlines on this page srsly suck ass. idk why they got posted.

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:14 PM | Message # 67

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lol i wish there was a smiley with shit coming out of its mouth jk rofl

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:15 PM | Message # 68

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:rotfl:

fail rofl

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:15 PM | Message # 69

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but srsly, you can't deny those punches, plus, the punchlines on this page srsly suck ass. idk why they got posted.

yeah there's a lot of shit ones here but good ones too

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:17 PM | Message # 70

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you couldn't make the fans throw up their hands if they swallowed their fingers - eminem

you could jump the candle stick, burn your back, and fuck jill on a hill but you still ain't jack. - eminem

you better come cleaner than Jeru jacking off when he showers - eminem

PNC sick, the flow will make you throw up. They rhymes are Palestine, in time, imma blow up. - PNC

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you could date a stick of dynamite and wouldn't go out with a bang - Eminem.

^^ nuff said

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Date: Tuesday, 28/Jul/09, 11:19 PM | Message # 71

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"I run shit like an ass with legs" - Swift D from D12.

this is dope but really everyone's ass has legs underneath lol

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Date: Saturday, 01/Aug/09, 7:25 PM | Message # 72

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Is my dick – cos it looks like a mic - El Matador

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Date: Sunday, 02/Aug/09, 2:30 PM | Message # 73

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"If you're GOD, then save your own, dont mentally enslave your own" - Cee-lo from G.O.D. (Gaining ones Definition with Common)

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you exhaust me like a muffle - (one of the dudes from de la soul i forgot who said it)

^^^i got those lines from One Day Till It All Makes Sense, i was listened to the album yesterday, great album

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