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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Aug/09, 6:58 PM | Message # 76 |
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[quote=Adam]Could you explain that one? Does it refer to bitch as a female dog and using one of he's rib bones to play with him (dog). If its what I think than thats really clever[/quote] nah referring to when God created Eve in the bible, he made Eve out of one of Adam's ribs
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Aug/09, 8:20 PM | Message # 77 |
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"If you were Abel to defeat me I'd be Cain" -Agent X 
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| El_Matador |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Aug/09, 8:50 PM | Message # 78 |
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Quote (eboyd) "If you were Abel to defeat me I'd be Cain" yyyh, naaaah. lol you got much better punches than that
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Aug/09, 11:05 PM | Message # 79 |
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I'm a Kamakazi Pilot i stay fly till i die - Crooked I
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http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 0:06 AM | Message # 80 |
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El_Mat, obviously you didn't get it. It's quite complex: "If you were Abel to defeat me" has a double meaning: 1. If you had the ability to defeat me and
2. If you were Abel coming to defeat me. Therefore, if you were Abel to defeat me I'd be Cain. As the story goes, Cain Sleuth (murdered) Abel. Therefore, if you had the ability to/we Abel coming to defeat me, I'd be the person who murdered you instead. Alright, how about this way instead: And even if you were Abel to defeat me -- I'd be Cain. Ok, here's another (broken down before I need to explain it): I destroy cats with efforts that are minimal/
On the mic I'm the subliminal (meaning underlying or, in this case, backwards) criminal/
You're gonna take an *L-an-i-mirc* (criminal spelled backwards; pronounced "L and I murk")/
Fake emcees who can't keep up with my footwork.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 0:13 AM | Message # 81 |
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Haha! I know! Lol! I hope for his sake that he did actually get it but it just did nothing for him.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| El_Matador |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 3:33 PM | Message # 82 |
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Quote (eboyd) "If you were Abel to defeat me" has a double meaning: 1. If you had the ability to defeat me and
2. If you were Abel coming to defeat me. Therefore, if you were Abel to defeat me I'd be Cain. As the story goes, Cain Sleuth (murdered) Abel. Therefore, if you had the ability to/we Abel coming to defeat me, I'd be the person who murdered you instead. Alright, how about this way instead: And even if you were Abel to defeat me -- I'd be Cain. I was reading the bible before and I know the story, but then again, I'm saying you got better punchlines. I understand meaning of that line but I don't feel it Quote (eboyd) I destroy cats with efforts that are minimal/
On the mic I'm the subliminal (meaning underlying or, in this case, backwards) criminal/
You're gonna take an *L-an-i-mirc* (criminal spelled backwards; pronounced "L and I murk")/
Fake emcees who can't keep up with my footwork. Good shit!! And now stop braggin' and drop punchlines on different topic 
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| El_Matador |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 3:38 PM | Message # 83 |
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Quote (Joker13) overused as a 20 dollar whore 
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 4:21 PM | Message # 84 |
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Lol! Who has ever used that punchline other than me?!?!?! I've NEVER heard that other than out of my mouth.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 4:28 PM | Message # 85 |
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That's completely different. On one hand there's the implied accusation of biting a line or at least coming up with a line several others already made, on the other there's you saying that lines that reference religious stories are played out. If so, how the hell are they played out?
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 6:33 PM | Message # 86 |
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Quote (eboyd) Lol! Who has ever used that punchline other than me?!?!?! I've NEVER heard that other than out of my mouth.
Quote (Joker13) names escape me but trust me your not some holy massiah of rap that your the only that can make a punchline from a bible story yeah i looked it up, Fat Joe used a similar line on the Lean Back Remix, though eboyds was a bit better
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http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 8:14 PM | Message # 87 |
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What did Fat Joe say?
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 9:24 PM | Message # 88 |
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"that Caine's brother Abel is able to stop me, Nigga not me" - Fat Joe just saw this from some dude online "I was ABLE to sell the CAINE" Joker is actually right it has been used quite i bit i've just seen another "from days i wasn't able there was always cain" - Clipse
http://chirbit.com/emseed
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 12/Aug/09, 9:25 PM | Message # 89 |
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"im the best mayne, i diiiiiid it"
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Thursday, 13/Aug/09, 6:53 PM | Message # 90 |
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"I make emcees break-fast like flapjacks and bacon"
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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