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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 13/Aug/09, 7:43 PM | Message # 91

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"I make emcees break-fast like flapjacks and bacon"

that's a bit like the one i just used against acekat in the audio battle, i'm still waiting for him


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ilikebacon3000 Date: Thursday, 13/Aug/09, 10:49 PM | Message # 92

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that's a bit like the one i just used against acekat in the audio battle, i'm still waiting for him

yeah did you get part of that from biggie or was it a cowincidence?


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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 13/Aug/09, 11:06 PM | Message # 93

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coincidence, i didn't know biggie said that.

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 3:21 AM | Message # 94

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oh well good job!

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El_Matador Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 12:26 PM | Message # 95

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"Miracles ain't exist, it's called determination" - El Matador

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Menace Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 2:39 PM | Message # 96

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Miracles don't exist ^^ :D

El_Matador Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 2:54 PM | Message # 97

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Miracles don't exist

"Aint" perfectly fit with the beat


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

MAK_The_Lucid_Tongue Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 3:44 PM | Message # 98

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"we all know you a virgin and ain't stickin'... like an angry farmer that's mad at his poultry you choke chicken"

"UNTIL THEY STOP ME, BURY, MURDER ME OR DROP ME, I GOT...THUG LUV FOR MY NATIONWIDE POSSE"

El_Matador Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 3:50 PM | Message # 99

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LMFAO!!! Who said that?

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Menace Date: Friday, 14/Aug/09, 4:13 PM | Message # 100

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"Aint" perfectly fit with the beat

but it doesn't make any sense plus it makes you sound illiterate


Furious_Pryme Date: Saturday, 15/Aug/09, 3:09 AM | Message # 101

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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 15/Aug/09, 5:21 AM | Message # 102

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Hip hop head know what to do we want the (classic)
in jail because you fail we want the (classic)
if i ruled the world with the jhery curl
i want the (classic)
for your pops and all your moms we need the (classic)
grandmas with the big ass drawers you know the (classic)

not a punchline but i thought the last line was funny


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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 05/Sep/09, 9:53 PM | Message # 103

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"when its hot he gets cheese and turns his dough into bread" - Rakim

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Uncharted Date: Friday, 11/Sep/09, 10:57 PM | Message # 104

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niggaz call me pussy,
i dare u to stick yo dick in this
if i was pussy i would be filled with syphillis
herpes, gohnarria, chlamydia gettin rid of ya-Biggie

from the same freestyle

niggaz press they luck and
they get a butt fucking
straight up the ass raw dog-biggie (thats some gay ass funny shit right there)
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EmSeeD Date: Saturday, 12/Sep/09, 5:14 AM | Message # 105

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man that shit is gay as fuck, that should be in the wtf lyrics thread lol

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