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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 2:46 PM | Message # 121 |
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"Make faggots think I'm gay by wearing tassels/
Let them fuck me with razor blades stashed in my asshole" Edited version of my line I made up in the "Create Your Own Eminem Style Lines" thread 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 11:11 PM | Message # 122 |
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i'm sick enough to fuck a man in his face,
but i won't coz you'll probably wanna stand in his place - eminem saying i fabricated my past,
he's just mad coz i won't ejaculate in his ass - eminem lmfao
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 13/Sep/09, 11:39 PM | Message # 123 |
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EmSeeD, check my Create Eminem Lines thread NOW! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Monday, 14/Sep/09, 0:49 AM | Message # 124 |
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i did lol, i'm just not in the mood to make some stupid lines atm coz i'm doing an assignment.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| El_Matador |
Date: Tuesday, 15/Sep/09, 6:11 PM | Message # 125 |
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Quote (Uncharted) yo el matador can you post some of your shit on her? http://realhiphop4ever.ucoz.com/forum/6-3193-1
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 25/Sep/09, 8:46 PM | Message # 126 |
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Friday, 25/Sep/09, 9:18 PM | Message # 127 |
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lmao ^^^what was the point of that post?
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Message edited by Uncharted - Friday, 25/Sep/09, 9:18 PM
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| NtG |
Date: Friday, 25/Sep/09, 9:34 PM | Message # 128 |
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I fire up the blunt and it tastes like gumbo
Hit the tree hard like George of The Jungle
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 29/Sep/09, 11:59 PM | Message # 129 |
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"I jerk off into books and give life to words/
Making concepts stick together you've probably never heard" "Some rappers are like illegal immigrants/
Stealing all our money to avoid being indigent/
On these frauds I'm calling INS soon (INS is the group who deport illegal immigrants)/
You only get computer love like it was MS Poon/
So fall back if you are a blog emcee/
Or I'll come in like a Trojan Horse to impede your operating speed"
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 0:37 AM | Message # 130 |
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sodr2, Lol we had a sermon based on Kayne West the other day..
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 1:38 AM | Message # 131 |
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Quote (eboyd) "Some rappers are like illegal immigrants/
Stealing all our money to avoid being indigent/
On these frauds I'm calling INS soon (INS is the group who deport illegal immigrants)/
You only get computer love like it was MS Poon/
So fall back if you are a blog emcee/
Or I'll come in like a Trojan Horse to impede your operating speed" who said that? that's the most right wing verse i've heard
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 2:19 AM | Message # 132 |
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It's right wing because it talks about illegal immigrants??? 1) Illegals don't pay taxes. Many of them work hard, maybe even most, but none are paying taxes and most benefit from things that the government gives them out of our tax money. 2) the illegal immigrant thing was a small part of the line and not a focal point. I wrote it.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 2:28 AM | Message # 133 |
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well its mostly right wing people that go on about immigrants, a lot of immigrants still work to live though they just get paid under the table, i've worked with some so they aren't stealing our money. i don't condone it though
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 2:49 AM | Message # 134 |
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Man, I'm from LA. I know all about illegals. The point wasn't to call them out. The point was the rest of the line. It just worked with that. And you are missing the point. Utilizing tax money that we earned and was taken out of our pockets and given to them = stealing in a roundabout way. I have plenty of friends who are illegal immigrants and I know that they work hard to matriculate into their new societies. Hell, my good friend went as far as joining the marines and going to Iraq. He gained citizenship before he left or while he was there or something like that. That's cool. The fact is, though, that many live in places like Los Angeles that are already overcrowded. For example, LA has a population that is about 20% illegal immigrants. That means that people who come to this country and file for welfare get it even if they don't pay taxes and regardless of how hard they work, people who work equally hard or harder pay for them to live here and there is no true reciprocation for it. The welfare system makes it easy for illegals to benefit in ways citizens cannot and we suffer for it. So my family has to live paycheck to paycheck and gets no help because my parents were at one point making good money but someone who came from another country illegally does get compensation and they are making it just fine AND we have to give them money too? Haha! No! Fuck that! What we need to do to fix this problem is work towards metropolitanism (world citizenship) so these stupid immigration laws that leave loopholes for people to gain unearned money get wiped out.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Wednesday, 30/Sep/09, 2:57 AM | Message # 135 |
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oh yeah i guess i did miss the point of the line, let me guess is it one you wrote?
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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