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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
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| Uncharted |
Date: Monday, 05/Oct/09, 8:50 PM | Message # 151 |
Emcees
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they ugly
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| eboyd |
Date: Monday, 05/Oct/09, 8:51 PM | Message # 152 |
Heads
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 You two are the bitches in the pic 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| WhatTheFuckIsRap |
Date: Thursday, 08/Oct/09, 7:45 PM | Message # 153 |
Writers
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"Horizontal like a mail order male whore"
-Slug
What the fuck is this?
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 09/Oct/09, 0:51 AM | Message # 154 |
Heads
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"i said its MEEEE bitches, chicks rubbing on my dick for 3 wishes" - Panther downloaded his mixtape the other day and he is damn sick,
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| LLyRiC |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Oct/09, 5:54 PM | Message # 155 |
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Emcees
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"like a hot chick wit blond hair, u aint got no brain."
L.L.y.R.i.C. L.et L.oose Y.our R.eal I.nner C.reativity spreading the word through my music
that real true hip hop that i love
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| Watcher |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Oct/09, 6:07 PM | Message # 156 |
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[quote=sodr2]not D.O.C., but similar to them letters, no one can do it better - jayz[/quote] i don't get it, i know his album was called "No One Can Do It Better" but is there some other reason for that line?
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| El_Matador |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Oct/09, 6:15 PM | Message # 157 |
Heads
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Dick suck, mouth-fuck, almost broke her neck
I didn't cum, I bombed atomically like Deck - El Matador
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Oct/09, 7:41 PM | Message # 158 |
OGs
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Quote (Watcher) i don't get it, i know his album was called "No One Can Do It Better" but is there some other reason for that line?
u know... R.O.C.
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Uncharted |
Date: Tuesday, 13/Oct/09, 7:59 PM | Message # 159 |
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[quote=Watcher]i don't get it, i know his album was called "No One Can Do It Better" but is there some other reason for that line? [/quote]
R.O.C.(roca fella), D.O.C.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 16/Oct/09, 4:04 AM | Message # 160 |
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Heads
Posts: 11464
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"when i spit i'm the definition of Mastered Craft,
i'm the shit and yall ain't even passing gas" - Joell Ortiz
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 01/Nov/09, 0:13 AM | Message # 161 |
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Heads
Posts: 11464
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"yall are soft porn you're nothing but fake fucks" - PNC
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Watcher |
Date: Sunday, 01/Nov/09, 2:05 AM | Message # 162 |
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"Paradise lost, caveman kidnapped the stars, and try to move us back to Mars" "Wipe the sweat off my dome, spit the phlegm on the streets
Suede Timb's on my feets, makes my cypher, complete"
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 01/Nov/09, 7:51 PM | Message # 163 |
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Heads
Posts: 11464
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spit that Kurt Vonnegut,
that blow your brain Kurt Cobain
and Nirvana shit - Jay Electronica i'm pretty sure i heard some other rapper use a line similar to the blow your brain like kurt cobain thing though
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| abanks47 |
Date: Monday, 02/Nov/09, 2:29 AM | Message # 164 |
Emcees
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Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her & My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel- Masta Ace
A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT. "I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X “those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Tuesday, 03/Nov/09, 2:32 PM | Message # 165 |
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OGs
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Rhymes more fresher than a virgin in a frigerator
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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