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Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
HipHopHead Date: Sunday, 24/Jan/10, 8:21 PM | Message # 181

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"I make you a laughin stock so shook
i could walk through half a block and feel the after shock" - Wordsworth

"Ask beaves i get nothing but heads" - Big L

"Every coward that flows is gangster till the powder’s out of his nose" - Copywrite

"Better believe this, most rappers can't achieve this
I'm bad to the bone but x-rays can't even see this" - One Be Lo

"a whack emcee is something i could never be
that's like growing dreadlocks while you taking chemotherapy" - One Be Lo


"Im a cut throat baller like OJ Simpson"

Message edited by HipHopHead - Sunday, 24/Jan/10, 8:34 PM
El_Matador Date: Sunday, 24/Jan/10, 8:49 PM | Message # 182

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EVERYTHING FROM CHINO XL

"My new album is Flo-Jo's heart, watch it blow up
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up"

"Nigga fuck punchlines, I write fucking punch-rhymes"

"I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first white pussy"

"Avoid battling me like I'm Eazy-E's blood samples"

"My style is welfare: Half a' you bitches is on it."

"Your career is George Burns, I can't believe you ain't dead yet."

"Time slips away like pop singles on the radio"

"Fuck strike a nerve, I massacre strike a main vein
One line from my brain could turn Bar Mitzvah's into Soul Train"

"Reject my single I ain't mad at it
Like O.J. getting married again, I'll takes another stab at it"

"Sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand up"

"Yo, he's wack, slow down the pace
I'm wack? I'll just retire and blame it on god, like Mase"

"I'm so rare, battlin Chino's like Africa:
Yeah niggaz talk about it but they don't really wanna go there"

"Thats how i know im God.... nobody believes in me"

"my rhymes are off the wall like my Big Daddy Kane poster."

"I Got a Sick Delivery like A Coroner Van"

"Every punchline hits like Chris Brown in face of Rihanna"

"These cheap niggas where y'all find them?
They like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom"

"I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all places
Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations!"

"I can make a woman feel love even coming in their faces"

"I'm a playa, plus I fuck a lot"

"Never seen a world tour
But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards"

"No jealousy, please dunny it's just my life
Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife"

"... end up gettin fucked like Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction"

"Expected to die soon like Michael J. Fox"

"No need for viagra, your album left me bored stiff"

"You liars, I'm tired of your fake drug dealin' tales
The only time yall "See Grams"(SeaGrams) is when yall drink them ginger ales"

"It'll take the whole cast of E.R to have your ass walking again"

"Birds fly upside down over your head, cuz you aint worth shitting on"


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

abanks47 Date: Sunday, 24/Jan/10, 9:06 PM | Message # 183

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Quote (El_Matador)
EVERYTHING FROM CHINO XL

you dudes couldnt be stars if you were thrown by chinese ninjas

Celph titled is my favorite punchline rapper tho
This entire song

The perfect ending, i laugh every time


A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

eboyd Date: Sunday, 24/Jan/10, 11:49 PM | Message # 184

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Quote (El_Matador)
"My new album is Flo-Jo's heart, watch it blow up
You ain't just wack, you're what wack wants to be when it grows up"

"Nigga fuck punchlines, I write fucking punch-rhymes"

"I'm leaving the crowds happy like OJ Simpson when he got his first white pussy"

"Avoid battling me like I'm Eazy-E's blood samples"

"My style is welfare: Half a' you bitches is on it."

"Your career is George Burns, I can't believe you ain't dead yet."

"Time slips away like pop singles on the radio"

"Fuck strike a nerve, I massacre strike a main vein
One line from my brain could turn Bar Mitzvah's into Soul Train"

"Reject my single I ain't mad at it
Like O.J. getting married again, I'll takes another stab at it"

"Sicker than seeing Richard Pryor in his wheelchair doing stand up"

"Yo, he's wack, slow down the pace
I'm wack? I'll just retire and blame it on god, like Mase"

"I'm so rare, battlin Chino's like Africa:
Yeah niggaz talk about it but they don't really wanna go there"

"Thats how i know im God.... nobody believes in me"

"my rhymes are off the wall like my Big Daddy Kane poster."

"I Got a Sick Delivery like A Coroner Van"

"Every punchline hits like Chris Brown in face of Rihanna"

"These cheap niggas where y'all find them?
They like promise you a condo, and can't afford a condom"

"I fucked all races, bagged bitches in all places
Older chicks, younger chicks... shit, I brought together generations!"

"I can make a woman feel love even coming in their faces"

"I'm a playa, plus I fuck a lot"

"Never seen a world tour
But I've fucked like I've won Oscars, two Grammy's and twenty Soul Train Awards"

"No jealousy, please dunny it's just my life
Don't be mad cus your girl would rather by my whore than be your wife"

"... end up gettin fucked like Ving Rhames in Pulp Fiction"

"Expected to die soon like Michael J. Fox"

"No need for viagra, your album left me bored stiff"

"You liars, I'm tired of your fake drug dealin' tales
The only time yall "See Grams"(SeaGrams) is when yall drink them ginger ales"

"It'll take the whole cast of E.R to have your ass walking again"

"Birds fly upside down over your head, cuz you aint worth shitting on"

"you don't take shots like a killer running from the feds/
you take shots like Jenna Jameson and Superhead"


my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

El_Matador Date: Monday, 25/Jan/10, 9:50 AM | Message # 185

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Much love for Big L, but Chino XL is The King Of Punchlines, no one can beat that motherfucker. Sorry guys.

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

abanks47 Date: Monday, 25/Jan/10, 12:15 PM | Message # 186

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Chino XL is The King Of Punchlines

i think celph titled will really shit all over chino in present day. he snatched that crown real talk. reminds me of canibus the sense that he has incredible wordplay but cant pick beats to save his life. never really made a classic album IMO. he has no equivalent to the gatalog


A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

El_Matador Date: Monday, 25/Jan/10, 12:23 PM | Message # 187

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i think celph titled will really shit all over chino in present day. he snatched that crown real talk. reminds me of canibus the sense that he has incredible wordplay but cant pick beats to save his life. never really made a classic album IMO. he has no equivalent to the gatalog

idk I haven't heard that much of CT to agree or disagree

btw our rhhf rapper Trigger The Soldier officialy failed droppin the corniest line I ever heard in my life

http://realhiphop4ever.ucoz.com/forum/5-137-12


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

abanks47 Date: Monday, 25/Jan/10, 12:32 PM | Message # 188

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dude what the fuck you waiting for. cop the gatalog. its 4 discs of material from dude. most great, and leave you laughin cuz the wordplay is that nice.

A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.

"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X

“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”

El_Matador Date: Monday, 25/Jan/10, 12:50 PM | Message # 189

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I will, no doubt. But I doubt that anyone could beat Chino with punchlines

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 6:35 PM | Message # 190

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if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
it'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this!
I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her
and have a son and a new brother at the same time
and just say that it ain't mine, what's my name?
i'm...slim shady - Eminem


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eboyd Date: Sunday, 28/Feb/10, 6:58 PM | Message # 191

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LMAO!

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Uncharted Date: Tuesday, 29/Jun/10, 10:33 AM | Message # 192

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i cant believe anybody put this one up yet

"I bomb atomically, Socrates' philosophies
and hypothesis can't define how I be dropping these
mockeries, lyrically perform armed robbery
Flee with the lottery, possibly they spotted me
Battle-scarred shogun, explosion when my pen hits
tremendous, ultra-violet shine blind forensics"
-Inspectah deck......its just damn classic

Added (29/Jun/10, 10:33 Am)
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^^^^find me a lil wayne verse that could match wit that. it gets me soooo fustrated how people can overlook this shit and call some alien retarded drug addict the best rapper when he cant even spit a great punchline to save the lives of him,his children and family


....

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EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 01/Jul/10, 7:41 PM | Message # 193

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check out all this guys punchlines they're so funny



http://chirbit.com/emseed
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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 05/Jul/10, 7:30 AM | Message # 194

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"i ain't a fighter but i'll bash ya damn clown, i'm so good i could win any fist fight....hands down, i'll get stauncy i'm fuckin serious, and if you're a pussy i'll leave ya bloody...period, you wanna talk about me dude you're a fuckwit, i like to freestyle with my dudes okwerdz and justice, and he's from the united states, everyday i hibernate inside a live grenade inside a microwave" - 360 (2nd half was a freestyle)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsaw5UzYaP0


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Furious_Pryme Date: Thursday, 12/Aug/10, 0:40 AM | Message # 195

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Now they wanna run and say 60 went and dissed em/
That aint a diss ya dumbass its a differents of opinion - 360 (Brad strut n Trim diss)

Your the first guy to open up a fourtune cookie saying
"YOUR A LOSER" - Jin (Freestyle battle)

Gasoline, to the stage when the settle in starts/
YOUR WHITE LIKE EMINEM-nah DEF WISH CAST - Mind Over Matter - (Fun Chickens n Greens)

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