Favorite Punchline & Funniest Lines
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eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:14 AM | Message # 211 |
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"you'll get fucked up like sex on an airplane" -Vinnie Paz "my murderous rhymes kill you and all of your boys/ i'm not from Chicago but my music's in a state of Illa-noise" -me
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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El_Matador |
Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:15 PM | Message # 212 |
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You're full of shit like a second-hand shop You say you rich? Situation is trivial When you talk material You'll get robbed and feed with low calorie buckshot cereals M.E.
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:32 PM | Message # 213 |
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lol i just came up with a bunch of punches but i have to go do something right now. i'll post them when i get back.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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TheHipHopSpot |
Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 4:40 PM | Message # 214 |
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we can battle for cash scarin these assholes shitless and if youre broke ill take amps, lamps, first borns and food stamps -the wizard
Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHipHopSpot SPC http://southparkcoalition.webs.com/
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eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 08/Dec/10, 11:21 PM | Message # 215 |
Heads
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"i don't need to battle you. your style is bad for your health/ so i'll hand you the mic back and let you bury yourself" "i'm the dirtiest emcee ever. on the mic i am never seen/ and i wouldn't come clean if i ejaculate Listerine" "to help explain to you my rhymes i'll draw you a diagram/ your mother should've done the world a favor and used a diaphragm" "like room service at Motel 6 i'm here to serve a whore/ i come to the battle with beef because you're an herbivore" i spit so hard, to keep my teeth in place i need to use Polident/ you claim my rhymes are a bit cheesy 'cause you're lactose intolerant"
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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TheHipHopSpot |
Date: Thursday, 09/Dec/10, 1:56 PM | Message # 216 |
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i think i said this on another thread but its sick. you tryna throw hands and fight death you didnt use your left right now all you have is your right left k rino i cant remember the whole line. but i remember a battle where someone was dressing flashy and his opponent compared him to dipping sauce and said he "blue cheese dressin" i cant find the battle. way too many to go through. you mr clean more greener then listerine you aint lived to seen the wicked extremes the pistol brings houses fit for kings that will have you kising rings and other expensive things youll be hopeing that its a dream k rino the only way i fuck up is when your girls on top iron solomon
Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHipHopSpot SPC http://southparkcoalition.webs.com/
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El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 4:47 PM | Message # 217 |
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K-RINO Your career is like the letter M - real close to the N (end) What's your purpose in the game? fool let's get things straight All you ever brought to the table was a fork and a plate I'm so influential, over the people That if I tell em five plus is five is twelve, and you say it's ten they won't believe you Wanted to stop me but couldn't, cause I caught you first I'll dig a clothes hanger in your brain, and abort your verse My mind contains more lines than telephone operator You get lost like anorectic titties in a double D bra wow he's ILL
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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Treach |
Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 5:36 PM | Message # 218 |
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Quote (El_Matador) wow he's ILL damn right, im lovin that somebody else is posting them cus everytime me or HipHopSpot post some i feel like people are just thinkin "these motherfuckers is posting some K-Rino bullshit again? damn they need to get off his dick!" lol Added (11/Dec/10, 5:36 PM) --------------------------------------------- i think this might've been posted before but its a sick line: "I exfoliate, you can't hold your weight I heard you rap and took a fence(offence) like I stole a gate"
"We took pride in intellect and skill Now you gotta have some sex appeal to get a record deal" - K-RINO
Message edited by Treach - Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 5:36 PM
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El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 6:54 PM | Message # 219 |
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Yeah, you've posted that before. I don't like Rino's beats but lyrically this dude is supreme, I need to get into his stuff You like a transvestite, you ain't what'chu appear to be The backwards magician who pulls a head out of a rabbit's mouth I got more killer lines than a jail cafeteria at lunch time Ya skill was money mine would be the same as Bill Gate's Yours would be equalled to the wages of a waitress My microphone exuding poisonous gas that left the crowd choking South park pioneer getting mine went back in time to crack some rappers I forgot to bust in 89 Came out the womb after 12 months due to unfinished business I was writin my first rhyme and couldn't leave until I was I'm K-Rino extensions passin my sound all around Doing push ups without touching the ground I can break down each letter in my name if you want it Killer rhymes intellectually nullifying opponents K-Rino
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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NtG |
Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 7:02 PM | Message # 220 |
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Quote (Treach) "these motherfuckers is posting some K-Rino bullshit again? damn they need to get off his dick!" lol im gonna be honest, i actually think that some times, but hes dope, i just dont like his beat selection.
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TheHipHopSpot |
Date: Saturday, 11/Dec/10, 8:57 PM | Message # 221 |
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cool el matador is gettin into K. i got a playlist on my page of his best songs, check them out, and anyone else thats not familiar with him. solitary confinement, triple darkness 2 and annihilation of the evil machine, is what i suggest for albums to listen to. this song is nothing but punchlines http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHa_VFxerkY Added (11/Dec/10, 8:57 PM) --------------------------------------------- conceited is a battle rapper that thinks of some of the craziest punchlines.
Youtube http://www.youtube.com/user/TheHipHopSpot SPC http://southparkcoalition.webs.com/
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EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 18/Dec/10, 4:12 AM | Message # 222 |
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"getting raped in jail is the only time you had a killer in you" - ivan da great
http://chirbit.com/emseed http://youtube.com/siwooot
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EverGlazed |
Date: Thursday, 23/Dec/10, 7:57 AM | Message # 223 |
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"I move my G's in silence, like Lasagne" Fuck Lil Wayne tho...lol 
http://www.youtube.com/user/EverGlazed?feature=mhum
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Uncharted |
Date: Wednesday, 29/Dec/10, 11:25 AM | Message # 224 |
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i have yo admit, 6'7 foot has to be the best i ever heard lil wayne spit, he had a couple of lines that surprised me Quote (EverGlazed) "I move my G's in silence, like Lasagne" and "mind so sharp, i fuck around and cut my head off" but he still suck lol
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Erratic-Methodz |
Date: Sunday, 09/Jan/11, 2:17 AM | Message # 225 |
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Chick-Pea's.......i just summed up this skinny cunts diet for this week - Greeley His jewish mum's ashamed her son has an aching croch from david cosh - Rates I'M the king iv inherited the thrown..Since im not under presidents like Marilyn monroe I'LL TELL THESE JEWS WHAT TO DO....AIRAL CHARRON - Charron
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