pretty much any song with Celph titled he'll come with some funny/clever punchlines. i think hes one of the best one liners in hip hop A WELL DRESSED SKELETON SLOWLY CUTS YOUR THROAT.
"I Have No Fear Whatsoever of Anybody or Anything" -Malcolm X
“those who consider themselves the most adamant adherents of “real” hip-hop can also be the least knowledgeable.” –Adilifu Nama; an excert from his perception of Nas’s “Genesis”
see this bullet hole in my neck? its self inflicted doctor slapped my mama bitch you got a sick kid arrested molested myself and got convicted, wearing some visors some glasses and disguises coz my split personality is having an identity crisis - Eminem, Low Down And Dirty, http://chirbit.com/emseed http://youtube.com/siwooot
"They call me Jay Electronica Fuck that, call me Jay ElecHannukah Jay ElecYarmulke Jay ElecTramadaan Muhammad Asalaamica RasoulAllah Supana Watallah thought your monitor My uzi still weigh a ton, check the barometer Im hotter then the mothafuckin sun, check the thermometer"
"i wonder if i played a little elvis presley would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me i really doubt doubt it they'd probably start dancing jumping on my dick and pissing in their pants and wiggling and jiggling and grabbing on their pelvis but you know my name so you'll never hear no elvis" - Masta Ace http://chirbit.com/emseed http://youtube.com/siwooot