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Lil wayne inspired punchlines
Deadly-Sin Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 5:05 PM | Message # 1

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eboyd Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 6:44 PM | Message # 2

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Using pretty much exactly everything he does (but of course better than he does), with translations:

I'm a squeegie (I keep things clear). like BG I'm easy/
Or I'll even sing like the Bee Gees/
You read me? Please feed me With rappaz/
My boys call me the gun clappa/
Cuz I stay strappa and then I take a Napa/
And no not the valley. I'm a cat (slick) like in the alley/
No time for dilly dally. I'll prally/
Go for the goal like my name was Gretzky/
I'm a cough (sick) and the drop (the cure) like I'm also the referee (just like I'm sick and the cure for the sickness, I'm Gretzky and the guy who has power over what Gretzky does)/
I steal the stage like my name was Klepty (as in "kleptomaniac")/
In a world full of righties my flow's so lefty (different from everyone else's)/
I weigh down 100 pounds cause my rhymes are hefty/
I stay cooking rhymes sorta like a chef be/
I'll say F the world if you say F me/
I rep the... City of Angels lost/
Where them cats seek so many angles to floss/
My rhymes are scripture. Nail me to a cross (I'm Jesus)/
Hail me as a boss and fail me at a cost/
Exhale and get tossed. The next male will get Ross'd (I'll turn probation officer on you biggrin )/
I'm an extra terrestrial species. Never catch me in Mitsubishis/
And if you don't already know then I'll tell you that I'm the feces.


my new theme song



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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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Deadly-Sin Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 6:51 PM | Message # 3

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I'm a squeegie (I keep things clear). like BG I'm easy/
Or I'll even sing like the Bee Gees/
You read me? Please feed me With rappaz/
My boys call me the gun clappa/
Cuz I stay strappa and then I take a Napa/
And no not the valley. I'm a cat (slick) like in the alley/
No time for dilly dally. I'll prally/
Go for the goal like my name was Gretzky/
I'm a cough (sick) and the drop (the cure) like I'm also the referee (just like I'm sick and the cure for the sickness, I'm Gretzky and the guy who has power over what Gretzky does)/
I steal the stage like my name was Klepty (as in "kleptomaniac")/
In a world full of righties my flow's so lefty (different from everyone else's)/
I weigh down 100 pounds cause my rhymes are hefty/
I stay cooking rhymes sorta like a chef be

yo mayne we shud lyke totali be on da $ame trak ya feel me dawg
ill Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 6:55 PM | Message # 4

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im a cunt
i like to shunt
sometimes i punt
but mostly i hunt

wordddddddddddddd newrus


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eboyd Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 6:57 PM | Message # 5

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Lol! Yeah. I added on btw! biggrin

my new theme song



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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Deadly-Sin Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 7:07 PM | Message # 6

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Lol! Yeah. I added on btw!

lmao..that last 2 bars wasnt that bad!
Deadly-Sin Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 7:13 PM | Message # 7

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We did some CWA verses on The Cipher. You should do one, too.

Oh yeah Wong, Huang, & Wang you gotta spit ur CWA verses aswell.
Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 14/Mar/09, 10:58 PM | Message # 8

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wow it seems u had ALOT of practice studying his rhymes

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eboyd Date: Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 1:17 AM | Message # 9

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^^^^ this

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Uncharted Date: Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 7:02 PM | Message # 10

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i keeps that motor rollin like a train

i aint bic but i bite that flame


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Deadly-Sin Date: Sunday, 15/Mar/09, 11:48 PM | Message # 11

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cause i get more pussy then a vet
EmSeeD Date: Thursday, 09/Apr/09, 6:36 PM | Message # 12

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yo iets tarme fo lil wayne to erupt quick,
i stick my dick in a toilet cuz im fuckin up shit. admin crazy


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El_Matador Date: Thursday, 09/Apr/09, 7:57 PM | Message # 13

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sick bastard looool

beware of stickin' it into the toilet. trust me, you dont want to have a suprise like it was anal


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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 13/Apr/09, 0:25 AM | Message # 14

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here near or there or queer i will not quit
ma flow be like diarrhea coz im spittin hot shit


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EmSeeD Date: Monday, 13/Apr/09, 3:34 AM | Message # 15

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fuck dem peeps dat be gay,
i gotz so much game my initial name is E.A

oohhhh damn lol. tongue

you a liar with his pants on fire,
yo know my skill is a razor wire (sharp lol)


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