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Love Songs With Punchlines
El_Matador Date: Friday, 29/May/09, 8:01 PM | Message # 1

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Lord Meth inspired me as fuck with his

Im a rub ya body down with cranola baby oil, I love u
Put ya legs in the air and ram u like a shovel

Lets make some love shit with punchlines biggrin Here's mine

Her bush rustled, burning me to many degrees
Dat shawty, like Russell - half-black half-japanese
Or some chinese?... Just chinky miss
Oh baby, Im giving you my soul, on my knees
Your skin shinin like hair in my nose after sneeze
Your smile is medicine for me when Im stressed
In your sensual style you rubbed me on my chest
While I guessed your suggest
Oh, you beguiled me with love, I'm possesed
With your versatile breast high as Mount Everest
And monstrually pale like snow laying up there on crest
I'm a sailor with big paddle, under your skirt
Flowin thru your wet waters that were spurtin like a squirt


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger



Message edited by El_Matador - Friday, 29/May/09, 10:13 PM
eboyd Date: Saturday, 30/May/09, 3:42 AM | Message # 2

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"i love you like i love my dick size" © Capadonna

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

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Uncharted Date: Saturday, 30/May/09, 11:52 AM | Message # 3

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plies does this all the time LOL
Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:19 PM | Message # 4

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HAHA how did u find that punchline wtf?!?!
I wrote that ages ago


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:23 PM | Message # 5

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I found that accidently and I laughed so hard when I discovered that shit. It was an inspiration to those lines I dropped before, I think I'll seriously record a love song with some crazy punchlines biggrin

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Lord_Meth Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:25 PM | Message # 6

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Were did u find it tho?!
That was from my early days LMAO


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El_Matador Date: Saturday, 13/Jun/09, 2:30 PM | Message # 7

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In the "Request a Battle" thread. One of best lines I ever heard from you!!! biggrin

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Im a rub ya body down with cranola baby oil, I love u
Put ya legs in the air and ram u like a shovel

FUCKING LOL!! lol


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

PNobleDaLyricist Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 2:28 AM | Message # 8

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LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA

dis is funnier den da battle punchlines


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eboyd Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 4:30 AM | Message # 9

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Surprisingly Shakespeare and other poets used to do this a lot. The term "dying the death" refers to orgasm and Shakespeare had this one pun in one of his poems. I don't recall at the moment but I think it was something about phallous or something of the sort.

Anyways, let me give it a shot:

"Scratching the clit just like Q-Bert/
I'll be shoving my Rod in just like Stewart"


my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Uncharted Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:27 PM | Message # 10

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Quote (eboyd)
"Scratching the clit just like Q-Bert/
I'll be shoving my Rod in just like Stewart"

lmfao let me do one

i stick my dick quick in the clit
cause its slick and it fits in the bitch


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Message edited by Uncharted - Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:29 PM
MAK_The_Lucid_Tongue Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:53 PM | Message # 11

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I'm surprised nobody's quoted Devin Tha Dude yet........he's the king of filthy love songs

"UNTIL THEY STOP ME, BURY, MURDER ME OR DROP ME, I GOT...THUG LUV FOR MY NATIONWIDE POSSE"

Uncharted Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 1:55 PM | Message # 12

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im suprised nobody quoted gucci mane

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eboyd Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 5:38 PM | Message # 13

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shit, in that case, what about Too $hort? "Freaky Tales" anyone?

still though, the all time greatest is that Cap line i posted:

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"i love you like i love my dick size" © Capadonna


my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

El_Matador Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 6:09 PM | Message # 14

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Quote (eboyd)
still though, the all time greatest is that Cap line i posted:

that line was dumb. loool

And Too Short had that crazy story called "Blowjob Betty". It was hilarous... most of his track is like that, but he never really had love songs.


MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Thursday, 18/Jun/09, 6:47 PM | Message # 15

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im suprised nobody quoted gucci mane

why would anyone quote that dumbass?


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