shit battle n is the reason y i record...i battle on spot on here, den if i like a punchline i said i post it 1st den put it on a track...recycle n sure but 99% of da people who listen 2 my shit dont b on dis site...only 2 kids told me dey were on here 2 read my past and present battles...i basically bite myself lol but if u got somethn hot 2 say u want everybody wanna hear it right? so y not spread it if its yours...as long as u dont say anotha niggas punchline den its all good

yeah i've had an idea to make a track entirely of punchlines lol like Eminem and Eye Kyu's song "313" which was tight. i wanna make a track like that of just using all the best punchlines i've ever written and just make one dope battle type track

shit battle n is the reason y i record...i battle on spot on here, den if i like a punchline i said i post it 1st den put it on a track...recycle n sure but 99% of da people who listen 2 my shit dont b on dis site...only 2 kids told me dey were on here 2 read my past and present battles...i basically bite myself lol but if u got somethn hot 2 say u want everybody wanna hear it right? so y not spread it if its yours...as long as u dont say anotha niggas punchline den its all good

no no no no lol im say n dont put your no doubt best punchlines of all time all in 1 song, if u gone do wat i do

exactly. don't use all your punches on one song, you have to spread them out and make several different songs out of them. it's only the smart thing to do artistically.

these r underground saxaphonist from atlanta that u cannot find on the internet b/c they r so broke and underground
1.John Golmnes (dude is a genius, he is 1000000000000000000x better than bill clinton, god of the sax)
2.Phyuck Bytch (he performs in the southside by this chinese restuarant is go to alot, magic man, he done a performance on time for bruce lee and made him cry)
3.Black Polish (he grew up with a bad childhood, but his rep is from the sax, i heard he be gettin hoes and the bitches be like "that dude got a BLACK POLISH DOWN THERE)
4.sarah collon(best girl sax artist in the world, got a deep throat
5.john (dont know much but really good)

dude, no way in hell is that a real sax player in fact this makes me question if you made all of these up or not

in fact this makes me question if you made all of these up or not

top 5 punchline rappers of ALL TIME

should nate braid my hair with me between his legs

balance person (fan of mainstream/underground artist)

Of the undead, I rise from the depths of the shadows to meet my battles
I never seen so much pussy except at a lesbian wedding recitle

Dont peek into the dark abyss u blind to the prophet message
U have an obession with licking dick, thats P's secret fetish

Thats not news, in grade school you were always the one to get abused
You went out for the football team but got raped without K.Y. Lube

The way I rip niggas is classic, leave niggas blue like Mavericks
You hungry aint ya? Ill slice your stomach in half like Gastric-

Aye yo Menace! this yo boy? You better get him before his last verse
Or protect him like the Pope, either way hes walking in a glass hearse

top 5 uncharted punchlines (or just 5 random good ones)

I succeded your art,
if u think u winning cause people dick rode yo last verse dont even start

already at my prime in my adolescence,
a unique style thats not like peer's prescenes

It is clear that the people want this battle open for 100 years
lyrics gettin swung like a shandelear,
betta fear, yo seed is growing bloody tears
when i choke u with yo own lines betta not holla,
mo mass murders than jefferey dahmer
Your request for a another battle,
why in the hell would i even bother
Emseed got the wrong person to be testin,
have a mind of words that is fully infested
already at my prime in my adolescence,
a unique style thats not like peer's prescenes
I succeded your art,
if u think u winning cause people dick rode yo last verse dont even start
I will have yo throat, engolfed with the dark demon semen,
pouring to yo arteries, leaving you with a uncharted heart
I got a AK clip full of bars that have the trees u grown with your seed slain
Vampire with deadly fangs, eatin u and yo girls heart on valentines day
This battle is optional, cause i know emseed beating me is impossible
my verse is never fullfilled,
million bars, million niggas i killed
a million of emssed blood vessels that been chilled
flow gettin popped and smoked like crack rocks
p noble was right when he said i was on the mission to the top
when im lyrically raping these niggas pussy's off
so powerful that im puttin words between yo teeth
the dentist like "damn this nigga really need to floss"
when i was winning in the votes, i wanted to take the win and dip
too bad niggas r picky as fuck ,now we in a tie breaker, now go suck render's dick
too late because all of RHHF know im gonna smoke this dude with a pen
like the native american, rendering his new world like the europeans did
Imma bout to earn my seed back,like what i did to pnoble and prince meth
U still bitchin about me bitin?,i turn one of yo bars into a 1000 bars, lyrical grand theft
auto-matic, very tragic,unknown versatile skills is ill-matic, the youngest that ever have it
look the wack shit u written, weaker than peter cattontail,like the first verse i am the jack rabbit
this dude is climbing down hell with a halo,my bars stacking dead bodies nothing like legos
with all these j's im breaking,people know my pits of hell is nothing but el fuego
I never keep my dopeness in foil,i make it fall from the sky smash this stupid ass fag
Emseed knows i just using bars for my defense as sand bags,mo flava than craig mack
i am to mean with it, spit it unlovely, this nigga know he softer than the word that rhymes wit muzzy
I will beat this dudes ass with a rapping bible and beat him in a battle religiously