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PNobleDaLyricist Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 1:15 PM | Message # 91

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can i get a top 5 best punchlines 2? lol

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Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 1:20 PM | Message # 92

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Ill get on that in a second but idk y but this punchline just seems like the most clever line i ever thought of for some reason

5 punchlines and thanks for the compliment

and hold on pnoble this shit is gonna be crazy.....i might pick random 5 good ones for u


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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 1:33 PM | Message # 93

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can i get a top 5 best punchlines 2? lol

i'll smack yo eyes 2 da back of yo head 2 c wat u think n

put dem in yo stomach 2 c wat u eat n
find em in da toilet and now we both c dat u shit n/

tryna sound all hard,tryna act all G
but da only time he bust slugs is on halo 3/

wit yo simple ass punchlines and yo simple ass flow
and he's dis and im dat? i thought i was pre-dictable lol/

^^^LMAO!!!!!


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Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 1:35 PM | Message # 94

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random 5 good ones

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his girl bounces on my dick til that pussy's in da hospital
or til she cums and freezes ova da stick like a pop sickle/

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emseed's a weak emcee, so im force 2 kill for sure
wit da mike(mic) i bob cats like emeka okafor/

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yo verse is like your rhyming, it needs some help
cuz read n dat shit looks like dat u confused yourself/

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u weak bro my bitches kill and fuck i gave em skill joe
dey'll probably rip yo dick off and use it as a dildo/

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how da hell is meth #1 he just a hip-hop fan
my knife will cut his mouth til its da sign of da wu tang clan/


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Lord Meth Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 1:42 PM | Message # 95

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Top 5 Gayest Quotes of RHHF
Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 1:44 PM | Message # 96

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i cam easily think of two

"Menace look hard as fuck"

"I can feel Eminem's blomage from right here"


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eboyd Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:16 PM | Message # 97

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It's actually "Em's bloomage is so... UGHHHH!" Might as well have said "I want his bloomage rubbed all over my face!" lol wtf is bloomage anyways?! huh lol and I KNOW I have at least one gay quotable! biggrin

Alright, since we're on this, my best punches (or if you can't do that since I'm not a punchline emcee, my best... Displays of lyricism in a text battle.....?)


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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:29 PM | Message # 98

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Alright, since we're on this, my best punches (or if you can't do that since I'm not a punchline emcee, my best... Displays of lyricism in a text battle.....?)

I out frauds for pleasure with cautious measure/
Face of leather? Nah, this dude's mask is pleather/

She got erased, I let-her-face get burnt to ash/
No hope, you ain't dope. I smoked you like grass.

you think you're my nemesis? you ain't even a contender/
i'm the lyrically maniacal undefinable title defender

you need to stop spreading Blac lies, you wack guys get black eyes/
battle me? you don't have a big enough sack size/

Blac... um... sorry, but your rhyme's incomprehensible/
don't battle me. you need to be more sensible/
^^^^ funny how u called him out on not making sense before


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Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:34 PM | Message # 99

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I out frauds for pleasure with cautious measure/
Face of leather? Nah, this dude's mask is pleather/

thats tight


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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:36 PM | Message # 100

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you need to stop spreading Blac lies, you wack guys get black eyes/
battle me? you don't have a big enough sack size/

subliminally gay?!?! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!


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eboyd Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:41 PM | Message # 101

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You're dumb Meth, lol! And yeah, I told you I called him out on it before, but I did it in battle so it would be more.... polite...? Lol!

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:43 PM | Message # 102

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You're dumb Meth, lol! And yeah, I told you I called him out on it before, but I did it in battle so it would be more.... polite...? Lol!

Yea cuz he doesnt have a big enough sack size LMAO!!!
Erik wants the KING KONG size LMAO!!!!!! lol lol lol


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PNobleDaLyricist Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:43 PM | Message # 103

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you need to stop spreading Blac lies, you wack guys get black eyes/
battle me? you don't have a big enough sack size/

lmao damn dat was cold


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16-7-0 69%(if u round its 70% doe) tournaments won =1

tournament record: 4-3

exhibition record: 12-4

Uncharted Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:45 PM | Message # 104

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best verse from me (meth already chose so other people can pick)

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Lord_Meth Date: Wednesday, 01/Jul/09, 5:46 PM | Message # 105

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best verse from me (meth already chose so other people can pick)

U people are soo conceded LMAO
I regret starting that question


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