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Chuck Norris Jokes
Deadly-Sin Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 7:11 PM | Message # 16

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy!

BOOO!!!
Chuck Norris Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 7:18 PM | Message # 17

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I Am Looking For A Kid Named Blaze. Tell Him I Have A Roundhouse Kick To The Face Waiting For Him.
eboyd Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 7:37 PM | Message # 18

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Lol!

When Christians go to bed they pray to God. When God goes to bed he prays to Chuck Norris.


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Deadly-Sin Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 7:42 PM | Message # 19

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When God goes to bed he prays to Chuck Norris.

Okay so my secret is out now
eboyd Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 7:52 PM | Message # 20

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Lol! Sorry. Yes everyone, Genasydal is God.

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AyDee Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:15 PM | Message # 21

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bruce lee can whoop chuck norris's ass ANYDAY SON!!!

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eboyd Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:15 PM | Message # 22

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well no shit. Chuck was a disciple of Bruce, wasn't he?

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AyDee Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:16 PM | Message # 23

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EXACTLY!!!

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eboyd Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:17 PM | Message # 24

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lol!

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AyDee Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:20 PM | Message # 25

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sorry i watched that bruce lee movie like 2 days ago and ive been amazed since

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Deadly-Sin Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:28 PM | Message # 26

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Chuck was a disciple of Bruce, wasn't he

not really bruce just trained him it was never like grandmaster & young grasshopper
it wss more line trainer n fighter.
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sorry i watched that bruce lee movie like 2 days ago

good movie...witch one?

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lol!

shut up erik
eboyd Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 9:54 PM | Message # 27

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shut up erik

is this really Genasydal or is this his evil cousin who is Agent X's side kick?


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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 10:03 PM | Message # 28

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Bruce lee is dead.. Which is proof that chuck Norris is better

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eboyd Date: Monday, 20/Oct/08, 1:21 AM | Message # 29

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Lol!

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eboyd Date: Tuesday, 21/Oct/08, 2:29 PM | Message # 30

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It took God 7 days to make earth. It would only take Chuck Norris one roundhouse kick to destroy it. (I made that up).

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