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| Acekat00o |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Oct/08, 3:56 PM | Message # 31 |
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Chuck Norris can play the electric guitar...from an acoustic one (@Acekat Productions)
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| AyDee |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Oct/08, 4:10 PM | Message # 32 |
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Quote (Blaze) Bruce lee is dead.. Which is proof that chuck Norris is better FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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| AyDee |
Date: Tuesday, 21/Oct/08, 4:11 PM | Message # 33 |
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CHUCK NORRIS IS A FAG 
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| The900Number |
Date: Thursday, 30/Oct/08, 4:51 PM | Message # 34 |
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. too bad he aint never cried  fail tbh
Get of the negative tip and go positive!
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Thursday, 30/Oct/08, 7:42 PM | Message # 35 |
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the reason why police havnt found biggies and pac's killers is beacause chuck norris already got to them... this is a true fact
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
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| eboyd |
Date: Friday, 31/Oct/08, 0:00 AM | Message # 36 |
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Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with his reflection in the mirror... And won. According to anthropologists there is no such thing as male or female, just a spectrum that goes from the most extreme form of femininity to Chuck Norris. A microscopic view of Chuck Norris' father's sperm proves that he was already distinguishable from all the other sperm... He had a mustache and beard.
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"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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| Acekat00o |
Date: Friday, 31/Oct/08, 12:04 PM | Message # 37 |
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Quote (eboyd) Chuck Norris once had a staring contest with his reflection in the mirror... And won.
LMAO
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| ThugzHill |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Nov/08, 6:01 PM | Message # 38 |
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i know a milion of them! he's an idol to me,and a form of worship.
chuck noris counted to countless. four times.
when he jumps in water he doesn't get wet. the water chuck-norises.Added (08/Nov/11, 5:56 Pm)
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one day bruce lee, jean cloude van dam and chuck noris come to heaven in front of god. bruce lee says to god "lord,i am bruce lee,i should sit to your right" god looks as him and says "get the fuck outta here" then van dam approches and say "god,i am jean cloude van dam,i should sit by your side!" god answers "go to hell!"
AND THEN Chuck Noris comes to the god and says:"move god,you are sitting on my spot!"   Added (08/Nov/11, 6:01 Pm)
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Quote (AyDee) bruce lee can whoop chuck norris's ass ANYDAY SON!!!
Quote (Blaze) Bruce lee is dead.. Which is proof that chuck Norris is better
[size=18][color=red]CHUCK NORIS IS INVINCIBLE!!!!!
shall not fear no man but god, for i walk thru the valley of death.
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Nov/08, 6:03 PM | Message # 39 |
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Chuck Norris had sex with a horse
hence! the reason for farlap
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Nov/08, 8:24 PM | Message # 40 |
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chuck norris was having sex in the back of his car, when suddenly some of his sperm got into the engine, the car transformed and is now known as optimus prime
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Nov/08, 11:14 PM | Message # 41 |
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump... He leg presses the earth down and it comes back up to him because he has his own gravitational pull.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 11/Nov/08, 11:18 PM | Message # 42 |
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Quote (Thugzhill) Chuck Noris comes to the god and says:"move god,you are sitting on my spot!" This is not possible as Chuck Norris IS God.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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battle record:
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 14/Jan/09, 6:22 PM | Message # 43 |
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LMAO!
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Wednesday, 14/Jan/09, 7:48 PM | Message # 44 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands
They are now known simply as "The Islands"
LMAO!!!!!!!
Sick With It
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 0:34 AM | Message # 45 |
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bizity bump!!!!!!!!
Sick With It
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