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Chuck Norris Jokes
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| Meth |
Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 3:17 PM | Message # 1 |
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i know at least those of you in the US have heard at least one Chuck Norris joke in your life. post your favorites here, or make your own: http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 3:26 PM | Message # 2 |
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Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger and yelling "bang!"
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| Meth |
Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 5:37 PM | Message # 3 |
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Everybody wonders y they cant find Bigfoot thats because theyre hiding from Chuck Norris
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 10:10 PM | Message # 4 |
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Chuck Norris knows the meaning to every word in the dictionary.. Except the word "mercy"
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| Meth |
Date: Sunday, 28/Sep/08, 10:37 PM | Message # 5 |
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Quote (Blaze) Chuck Norris knows the meaning to every word in the dictionary.. Except the word "mercy"
ROFLMAO
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| AyDee |
Date: Monday, 29/Sep/08, 5:30 PM | Message # 6 |
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Quote (Blaze) Chuck Norris knows the meaning to every word in the dictionary.. Except the word "mercy
LMAO!!!
"The beats make me fallin asleep"
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| Meth |
Date: Monday, 29/Sep/08, 5:45 PM | Message # 7 |
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Chuck battled Freeway and changed his name to Interstate
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Monday, 29/Sep/08, 8:03 PM | Message # 8 |
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The Martial Arts Hall of Fame was inducted into Chuck Norris.
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| Meth |
Date: Monday, 29/Sep/08, 8:05 PM | Message # 9 |
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Chuck Norris is Captain America reincarnate
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Monday, 29/Sep/08, 8:06 PM | Message # 10 |
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when kids go to bed they wear superman pajamas, but when superman goes to bed.. he wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
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| Meth |
Date: Monday, 29/Sep/08, 8:08 PM | Message # 11 |
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Quote (Blaze) when kids go to bed they wear superman pajamas, but when superman goes to bed.. he wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
roflmao
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| Montana213 |
Date: Tuesday, 30/Sep/08, 1:00 AM | Message # 12 |
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Quote (Blaze) Chuck Norris knows the meaning to every word in the dictionary.. Except the word "mercy"
LOL
Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy 
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| eboyd |
Date: Tuesday, 30/Sep/08, 1:23 AM | Message # 13 |
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Quote (Blaze) when kids go to bed they wear superman pajamas, but when superman goes to bed.. he wears Chuck Norris Pajamas
Quote (Blaze) The Martial Arts Hall of Fame was inducted into Chuck Norris.
Quote (Blaze) Chuck Norris knows the meaning to every word in the dictionary.. Except the word "mercy" ROFLMFAO!!!! Quote (Meth) Chuck battled Freeway and changed his name to Interstate BOO!!!! stick to your day job!!!!! seriously though, Blaze is the Chuck Norris joke king! 
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| Montana213 |
Date: Tuesday, 30/Sep/08, 1:36 AM | Message # 14 |
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Quote (eboyd) seriously though, Blaze is the Chuck Norris joke king! king
haha yeah
Can't turn back my eyes on the prize
I got nothing to lose
everybody gotta die
say good-bye to the bad guy
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Sunday, 19/Oct/08, 6:42 PM | Message # 15 |
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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because using knives to kill people was just too easy!
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