What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn’t?
A navel. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won’t call you a week later.
What is a lesbian’s favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar
What’s worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she’s going to eat me.
Three words to ruin a man’s ego…
“Is it in?”
Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
So men can be open minded.
What’s the biggest fish in the world?
A hore, if you catch one you can eat her for months.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopuss.
What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter
Why did the lumber truck stop?
To let the lumber jack off.
