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The Joke Thread
NtG Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:35 PM | Message # 106

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Still, the one by me above yours was classic.

yeah that was pretty good.
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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:39 PM | Message # 107

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 What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?????

They can smell it but they cant eat it!

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Uncharted Date: Tuesday, 17/Mar/09, 3:50 PM | Message # 108

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 jerkins r for jerkin
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ilikebacon3000 Date: Tuesday, 17/Mar/09, 3:54 PM | Message # 109

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Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
Uncharted Date: Tuesday, 17/Mar/09, 3:54 PM | Message # 110

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Menace Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 9:50 PM | Message # 111

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 you love to stalk me you little pervert i come from a Muslim community and family and i never saw a Muslim stalker biggrin
Menace Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 9:52 PM | Message # 112

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 mmmkay i believe you mmkay
Render215 Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 11:30 PM | Message # 113

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 LOL... Eboyd, and Bacon... I don't think I'll ever eat a Twinkie again... lol

and the Wonder Bread outlet is right at my corner.... lol

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SoulRas Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 11:35 PM | Message # 114

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 "I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough."

-Mitch Hedberg

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-Giuseppe Mazzini
ill Date: Saturday, 28/Mar/09, 11:14 AM | Message # 115

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 what do you call a blonde with pig tails

a blow job with handlebars

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NtG Date: Friday, 03/Apr/09, 7:58 PM | Message # 116

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 Ok, so i had an appointment to go the the therapist so i got in my car and started to drive there. When i got there i went to the door and it said "Therapist". So i go in and sit down and the man therapist starts taking off his clothes. so i say "what are you doing? i thought the sign on the door said this was the therapist!" and he responds by saying "Oh no, the doesnt say the therapist, it say the rapist!"

(Therapist, The rapist)

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Saturday, 04/Apr/09, 6:49 PM | Message # 117

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 Two blondes are driving down the highway to Disneyland.
The sign on the side says "Disneyland-Left"
They both start crying and turn around and go home.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
Furious_Pryme Date: Wednesday, 20/May/09, 5:06 AM | Message # 118

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 :Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?

You only have to teach them how to take off!

:What is 1,000 black people running down a hill?

Jailbreak.

:What did God say when he saw the first black person?

Ooops, I burnt one!

:What is the definition of Black Power?

Watching four blacks push a CADDILAC up a hill.

:How do you make a black nervous?

Take him to an auction

El_Matador Date: Wednesday, 20/May/09, 6:54 AM | Message # 119

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 Whats the difference between porns and Britney Spears music videos?
Music in porns is way better
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

eboyd Date: Wednesday, 20/May/09, 7:01 AM | Message # 120

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Whats the difference between porns and Britney Spears music videos?
Music in porns is way better

LOL! SOOOOOO true!!!!!! lol

my new theme song



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