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The Joke Thread
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:35 PM | Message # 106 |
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Quote (8Diagrams) Still, the one by me above yours was classic.
yeah that was pretty good.
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:39 PM | Message # 107 |
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What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common????? They can smell it but they cant eat it!
#TeamHipster
#SWAGSWAG
TUMBLR CLICK CLICK CLICK!
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| Uncharted |
Date: Tuesday, 17/Mar/09, 3:50 PM | Message # 108 |
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jerkins r for jerkin
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Tuesday, 17/Mar/09, 3:54 PM | Message # 109 |
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Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| Uncharted |
Date: Tuesday, 17/Mar/09, 3:54 PM | Message # 110 |
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| Menace |
Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 9:50 PM | Message # 111 |
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you love to stalk me you little pervert i come from a Muslim community and family and i never saw a Muslim stalker 
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| Menace |
Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 9:52 PM | Message # 112 |
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mmmkay i believe you mmkay
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| Render215 |
Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 11:30 PM | Message # 113 |
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LOL... Eboyd, and Bacon... I don't think I'll ever eat a Twinkie again... lol and the Wonder Bread outlet is right at my corner.... lol
"People said his brain was infected by Devils..."
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| SoulRas |
Date: Friday, 27/Mar/09, 11:35 PM | Message # 114 |
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"I hope the next time I move I get a real easy phone number, something that's real easy to remember. Something like two two two two two two two two. I would say "Sweet." And then people would say, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'd say, "Just press two for a while. And when I answer, you will know you have pressed two enough." -Mitch Hedberg
“Music is the harmonious voice of creation; an echo of the invisible world.”
-Giuseppe Mazzini
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| ill |
Date: Saturday, 28/Mar/09, 11:14 AM | Message # 115 |
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what do you call a blonde with pig tails a blow job with handlebars
The World Is Yours
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| NtG |
Date: Friday, 03/Apr/09, 7:58 PM | Message # 116 |
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Ok, so i had an appointment to go the the therapist so i got in my car and started to drive there. When i got there i went to the door and it said "Therapist". So i go in and sit down and the man therapist starts taking off his clothes. so i say "what are you doing? i thought the sign on the door said this was the therapist!" and he responds by saying "Oh no, the doesnt say the therapist, it say the rapist!" (Therapist, The rapist)
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Saturday, 04/Apr/09, 6:49 PM | Message # 117 |
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Two blondes are driving down the highway to Disneyland.
The sign on the side says "Disneyland-Left"
They both start crying and turn around and go home.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| Furious_Pryme |
Date: Wednesday, 20/May/09, 5:06 AM | Message # 118 |
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:Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train? You only have to teach them how to take off! :What is 1,000 black people running down a hill? Jailbreak. :What did God say when he saw the first black person? Ooops, I burnt one! :What is the definition of Black Power? Watching four blacks push a CADDILAC up a hill. :How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction
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| El_Matador |
Date: Wednesday, 20/May/09, 6:54 AM | Message # 119 |
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Whats the difference between porns and Britney Spears music videos?
Music in porns is way better
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| eboyd |
Date: Wednesday, 20/May/09, 7:01 AM | Message # 120 |
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Quote (El_Matador) Whats the difference between porns and Britney Spears music videos?
Music in porns is way better LOL! SOOOOOO true!!!!!! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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