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The Joke Thread
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:26 PM | Message # 91 |
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sodr stop sending pm's to me saying that you have a fetish of bananas and baby oil!!
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:27 PM | Message # 92 |
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Quote (EYAR15) sodr stop sending pm's to me saying that you have a fetish of bananas and baby oil!!
LMAO!!!!!!!
Quote (sodr2) damn.....i got put in my place...
thats right..now sit!!
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:35 PM | Message # 93 |
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"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| NtG |
Date: Wednesday, 25/Feb/09, 4:54 PM | Message # 94 |
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Whats long and hard on a black man?............. 1st grade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Wednesday, 25/Feb/09, 7:51 PM | Message # 95 |
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Hey I got a good joke!
Eboyd!
jk haha
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
Message edited by t_nizzle53 - Wednesday, 25/Feb/09, 7:51 PM
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Thursday, 26/Feb/09, 1:34 AM | Message # 96 |
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whats worse than putting 10 oyster's in a granny's pussy and sucking them out? sucking out 11.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| SnoeMan |
Date: Thursday, 26/Feb/09, 5:43 AM | Message # 97 |
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Ah man.... that's just disgusting
Be safe! CCTV is watchin' you;)
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| eboyd |
Date: Thursday, 26/Feb/09, 10:55 AM | Message # 98 |
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What's brown, smells terrible, and comes out of people's asses? T-Nizzle!!! 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| NtG |
Date: Thursday, 26/Feb/09, 5:40 PM | Message # 99 |
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Quote (eboyd) What's brown, smells terrible, and comes out of people's asses? T-Nizzle!!!
i think T-Nizzle only comes out of your ass eboyd.... if you catch my drift....
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| ilikebacon3000 |
Date: Friday, 27/Feb/09, 1:38 PM | Message # 100 |
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A kid finds a used condom in the street.
he goes to his mom and says "Whats this"
she says "A used twinkie wrapper"
And he says "good because I already licked all the cream out of it!"
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
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| eboyd |
Date: Friday, 27/Feb/09, 2:32 PM | Message # 101 |
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 I wish we had a smiley (<<<< I accidentally wrote "twinkie" at first. Lol!) that looked like it was ready to puke, because the one above just doesn't do it for me.
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:26 PM | Message # 102 |
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what do black people call cheese thats not yours? nacho cheese (no yo cheese)
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:26 PM | Message # 103 |
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There is a man that just got done eating dinner and he was on his way to a party. Half way there he said, "man i really gotta take a dump." he got off the freeway, found an abandoned gas station went in there and took a dump. While he was taking this dump he read a sign that said "There is no tolet paper... You have wipe your ass with your first two fingers, then stick them out the hole and they will be licked clean for you." Well, he had no choice so he wiped his ass with his fingers and stuck them out the hole. All of a sudden a guy with two bricks smacked his fingers. The man screamed with pain and licked his own fingers.
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| NtG |
Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:28 PM | Message # 104 |
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lol^^ did you read mine?
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Monday, 16/Mar/09, 9:29 PM | Message # 105 |
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thats nacho cheese haha
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