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The Joke Thread
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 8:05 PM | Message # 76 |
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Quote (Menace) what ?? i still don't get this nickname Spirit this a nickname from these anime Ching and Kong movies or something ?? ohh yeah and i got a joke for Nate !!! JAPAN SUCKS !!!!
god damn LMAO!!!
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| Menace |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 8:09 PM | Message # 77 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Nah it's from the comic strip by Will Eisner, which was developed into a film recently ohh yes yes i remember so i am set to fight evil forces and such thats cool but still special dedication for NAte !! JAPAN SUCKS !!
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| Menace |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 8:14 PM | Message # 78 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Yeah but you can't be him because in life, The Spirit was a cop, and you're an anarchist, so that would be like a Wiccan Catholic XD indeed but i bet this Spirit guy was a corrupt cop too who u think busted the Black Panthers?? LOL 
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| Chinita |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Jan/09, 9:11 PM | Message # 79 |
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Two Woodpeckers.......... A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican woodpecker was amazed. The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely 'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it and accepted the challenge. The two flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree almost without breaking a sweat. Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their own country? After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to the same conclusion: Apparently, your pecker gets harder when you're away from home
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Wednesday, 28/Jan/09, 9:38 PM | Message # 80 |
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huh? i dont get it
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 9:40 PM | Message # 81 |
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HO! i got plenty of jokkes... a guy walks into a bar and says, "is this some kind of joke?"
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 9:41 PM | Message # 82 |
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Quote (sodr2) a guy walks into a bar and says, "is this some kind of joke?"
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 9:49 PM | Message # 83 |
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8 i heard that many times why did the lion cross the sahari desert? ... To get to the other pride! Added (31/Jan/09, 9:49 Pm)
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heres another....so theres this hermit in the desert worshiping God, when all of a sudden he spots a lion. so he gets down on his knees and starts to pray to God to help and save him. Then he noticed that the lion also started to do the same thing and prayed to God Then the man was happy and rejoiced that the lion didn't eat him, but that it believed in God, so said to the lion that it's good that he's praying to God Then the lion says yeah, I usually pray before I eat
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
Message edited by sodr2 - Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 9:47 PM
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:13 PM | Message # 84 |
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Why do men get their greatest ideas in bed? Cuz they're plugged into a genius
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:13 PM | Message # 85 |
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Quote (EYAR15) Why do men get their greatest ideas in bed? Cuz they're plugged into a genius huh?
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:15 PM | Message # 86 |
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Quote (EYAR15) Why do men get their greatest ideas in bed? Cuz they're plugged into a genius
I got in a text message once it goes like this Why when men are having sex, they get smart?
Because their plugged into a genius!! thats how the text joke went
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| Boner-Jamz-11 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:16 PM | Message # 87 |
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fail.
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:18 PM | Message # 88 |
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blaze sent u a subliminal message...hes has a secret passion over you
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
Message edited by sodr2 - Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:18 PM
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:21 PM | Message # 89 |
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Quote (sodr2) blaze sent u a subliminal message...hes has a secret passion over you
I kno u aint talkin bout "secret passions"
*cough*
8 diagram....
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 31/Jan/09, 10:23 PM | Message # 90 |
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damn.....i got put in my place...
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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