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| Acekat00o |
Date: Sunday, 21/Dec/08, 2:36 PM | Message # 46 |
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Quote (Menace) negro u got to loosen up a lil bit u are to stuck up even white people are more relaxed then u
You trying to say im stiff? Brotha you trypin
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 17/Jan/09, 7:53 PM | Message # 47 |
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lmao this is a funny chinese joke i found My mate went for a meal at his local Chinese restaurant. Having just finished his meal he asked the waiter if he could speak to the chef. The chef arrived at his table and my mate said, "That chicken was fucking rubbery". The chef replied, "Ah, fank you velly much". here's one dry one i made up If mothers you'd like to fuck are M.I.L.F's does that make fathers F.I.L.F (filth)?
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| eboyd |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 0:33 AM | Message # 48 |
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Quote (Em_SeeD) That chicken was fucking rubbery haha! i caught that! rubbery/lovely! lol! Quote (Em_SeeD) If mothers you'd like to fuck are milfs does that make fathers filth? wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! here's a little corny ass dirty pickup line i came up with when i was in like 5th grade: if my dick had a brain i would love for you to blow my mind.
my new theme song
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 9:19 AM | Message # 49 |
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How do you blind fold an asian - Give him a shoelace How to kill a group of koreans - chuck kimchi off a cliff (u may not get it) How do you kill an asian - By them a Car
Message edited by Kriptah-Knite - Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 9:35 AM
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 9:36 AM | Message # 50 |
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Quote (Kriptah-Knite) How do you blind fold an asian - Give him a shoelace
Quote (Kriptah-Knite) How do you kill an asian - By them a Car
well i set my people back 1000 years.... Quote (Kriptah-Knite) How to kill a group of koreans - chuck kimchi off a cliff (u may not get it)
....Ah fuck sorry! my old japanese
hatred for the rest of asia background.is comming out
has been for a while. now thats why im not
aloud at the AA.meeting (Alcaholic asians Meeting)
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 9:45 AM | Message # 51 |
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Quote (Kriptah-Knite) hatred for the rest of asia background.is comming out
has been for a while. now thats why im not
aloud at the AA.meeting (Alcaholic asians Meeting)
This is not a joke. by the way i do need help.
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 10:47 AM | Message # 52 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Ok I'm not racist by saying this, because I'm half black so here it goes
Why does Beyonce always sing "To the left, to the left"?
Because black people have no rights
And for the last time, I CAN SAY THAT!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!!..its 100% okay to say a racist joke if
you are that race or half of that race..(like my asian jokes) Why dont you stick ur hand in the jelly baby jar?
cause the black one might steel ur watch What do Nike n the KKK have in common??
they both make black people run faster why dont u ever chuck rocks at a black kid on a bike
cause it might be your bike. Il probably be lynched for saying these ^^^^
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 12:49 PM | Message # 53 |
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When you're born, you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front-row seat
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 12:52 PM | Message # 54 |
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If people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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| Menace |
Date: Sunday, 18/Jan/09, 3:17 PM | Message # 55 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Why are they called asteroids when their in the hemisphere and hemorrhoids when their in your ass? thats a George Carlin joke i saw many comedians use it but thats a George Carlin original and the joke was like this Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 6:17 AM | Message # 56 |
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Quote (eboyd) wah-wah-waaaaaaaaaaaaaah! filth (F.I.L.F)
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 6:23 AM | Message # 57 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Ok I'm not racist by saying this, because I'm half black so here it goes
Why does Beyonce always sing "To the left, to the left"?
Because black people have no rights
And for the last time, I CAN SAY THAT!!!!! haha Quote (kriptahknite)
Why dont you stick ur hand in the jelly baby jar?
cause the black one might steel ur watch boooo 
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 6:30 AM | Message # 58 |
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whats the difference between an american and a bag of shit? the bag. okay for those of you who don't know there are a lot of aussie jokes that make fun of new zealander's saying we fuck sheep etc. there was an aussie and a new zealander driving down the road, the new zealander saw a sheep bent over with its head stuck in a fence, the new zealander stopped the car. He's goes over to the sheep and starts fucking it, he gets back in the car, the australian says "oh that looks like fun". The kiwi says you wanna have a turn? the aussie says okay so the aussie goes over and puts his head in the fence.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
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| Menace |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 12:35 PM | Message # 59 |
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My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time.
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 4:45 PM | Message # 60 |
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Quote (Menace) My father died fucking. He did. My father was 57 when he died. The woman was 18. My father came and went at the same time. lol, is that actually true?
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