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The Joke Thread
SoulRas Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:36 PM | Message # 31

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If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that shit?
Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?

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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:37 PM | Message # 32

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 why do they steralize the needle they use for a leathel injection?
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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:38 PM | Message # 33

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why do they steralize the needle they use for a leathel injection?

they dont cause we aint in freakin 1930 we use new needles

bang joke busted

Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:40 PM | Message # 34

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 they use steralized needles for leathel injections!
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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:43 PM | Message # 35

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they use steralized needles for leathel injections!

we steralize needles after they were used i dont know anyone uses needles after they use them thats how i know it biggrin

ilikebacon3000 Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:49 PM | Message # 36

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 I'll sterilze your stupid ass bitch!
that wasnt a joke i just felt like being the redneck i am.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 11:03 PM | Message # 37

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 one day superman was flying around and he saw this woman lying down naked with her legs wide apart. he thought to himself, if i can time it just right and fly down with my super speed i can go in for a quick fuck and then fly away and she won't even know what happened. so he timed it just right and flew down fucked her and flew away. The woman said "what the hell was that?". Invisable man said "I Don't Know but now i have a sore ass".
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ilikebacon3000 Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 11:12 PM | Message # 38

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one day superman was flying around and he saw this woman lying down naked with her legs wide apart. he thought to himself, if i can time it just right and fly down with my super speed i can go in for a quick fuck and then fly away and she won't even know what happened. so he timed it just right and flew down fucked her and flew away. The woman said "what the hell was that?". Invisable man said "I Don't Know but now i have a sore ass".

Best one yet.
Good job emseed.
lololol i actually LOL'ed.
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Uncharted Date: Friday, 19/Dec/08, 5:42 PM | Message # 39

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one day superman was flying around and he saw this woman lying down naked with her legs wide apart. he thought to himself, if i can time it just right and fly down with my super speed i can go in for a quick fuck and then fly away and she won't even know what happened. so he timed it just right and flew down fucked her and flew away. The woman said "what the hell was that?". Invisable man said "I Don't Know but now i have a sore ass
lol wtf?
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Menace Date: Saturday, 20/Dec/08, 9:47 PM | Message # 40

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 the pink panther was a black panther when he was young but he painted him self pink so the police cant catch him

when i smoke weed i watch TV whit the TV turned off and i still get entertained

Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Saturday, 20/Dec/08, 11:37 PM | Message # 41

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 THATS PREPOSTEROUS!!!!
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Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 21/Dec/08, 12:12 PM | Message # 42

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the pink panther was a black panther when he was young but he painted him self pink so the police cant catch him
when i smoke weed i watch TV whit the TV turned off and i still get entertained

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one day superman was flying around and he saw this woman lying down naked with her legs wide apart. he thought to himself, if i can time it just right and fly down with my super speed i can go in for a quick fuck and then fly away and she won't even know what happened. so he timed it just right and flew down fucked her and flew away. The woman said "what the hell was that?". Invisable man said "I Don't Know but now i have a sore ass".

Now thats funny but gay
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Menace Date: Sunday, 21/Dec/08, 12:22 PM | Message # 43

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negro u got to loosen up a lil bit u are to stuck up even white people are more relaxed then u biggrin

Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 21/Dec/08, 12:37 PM | Message # 44

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negro u got to loosen up a lil bit u are to stuck up even white people are more relaxed then u

LMAO u tryna say white people are always stuck up
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Menace Date: Sunday, 21/Dec/08, 1:38 PM | Message # 45

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LMAO u tryna say white people are always stuck up

yes not all of them but most of them are not relaxed and u need to loosen up a lil bit son u are 16 son u a teen loosen up a lil bit

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