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The Joke Thread
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| Menace |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 5:24 PM | Message # 61 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Here's a Mexican joke (and no I'm not racist)
In an 8th grade classroom, the teacher asked her students to tell the story of their ancestors in one sentence. A Mexican boy said "My grandmother was pregnant when she was 13, my mother was pregnant when she was 16." The black boy sitting next to him said "And when are you expecting? Tommorow?" lol in fact Mexican history is very large i know its a joke but many people dumb down Mexico and Mexicans but their ancestral blood is more older and richer then the other half European blood in them their ancestors were one of the greatest civilizations that walked the earth and no Emseed that was a joke my father died at 33 and he was shoot If God dropped acid, would he see people? The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we have no idea where she is. I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
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| Deadly-Sin |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 10:51 PM | Message # 62 |
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Quote (Menace) I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets
THEY DIDNT!!!! they never had helmets on they had padding
on to cover there ears. cause they flew higher then the other planes
so the impact when they crash would do more damage.but back to
the helmet thing yeah its not a helmet i thought it was aswell
but i asked my grandfather and yeah..
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| NtG |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 10:52 PM | Message # 63 |
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You may find this funny... Why was Hitler blind? answer: Cuz he could Not See (Nazi as in Naz-i) i probably shouldnt quit my day job.
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 10:54 PM | Message # 64 |
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Quote (NtG) You may find this funny...
Why was Hitler blind?
answer: Cuz he could Not See (Nazi as in Naz-i)
i probably shouldnt quit my day job.
Yea maybe u shouldnt
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 11:16 PM | Message # 65 |
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here's a racist joke don't get offended Why did hitler shoot himself? the gas bill came in.
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 11:18 PM | Message # 66 |
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Quote (Em_SeeD) Why did hitler shoot himself?
the gas bill came in.
thats racist?
its funny cuz the gas chambers finally caught up to him
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| NtG |
Date: Friday, 23/Jan/09, 11:20 PM | Message # 67 |
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want to hear some racist jokes? corny.... Whats the difference between a black person and a bench? the bench can support a family Whats the differnce between a black person and a pizza? the pizza feeds a family of four Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a pizza doesnt scream in the oven God i feel awful now.... 
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 6:13 PM | Message # 68 |
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Quote (NtG) Whats the difference between a black person and a bench?
the bench can support a family
Whats the differnce between a black person and a pizza?
the pizza feeds a family of four
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream in the oven
God i feel awful now....
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAWG U SUCK FOR THAT....................
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 6:21 PM | Message # 69 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Really? I'm half black and I wasn't offended, I actually was amused
I'm able to laugh at myself, unlike most people
Im not serious it was funny to me too but LMAO those hit hard LMAO
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 6:23 PM | Message # 70 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) -puts your ass back on- How many times am I going to have to do this? -.-
i would prefer u to not touch my ass.......... 
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 7:01 PM | Message # 71 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Aren't you gay though? LOL
Im not the gay one if u keep picking up my ass
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 7:09 PM | Message # 72 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) Nah it's not because of my sexuality, it's because no one wants to see an ass on the ground XD
Wow ok LMAO (please leave it there on the ground this time Ill pick it up myself)
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| Menace |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 7:17 PM | Message # 73 |
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Atheism is a non-prophet organization. Reminds me of something my third-grade teacher said to us. She said, “You show me a tropical fruit and I’ll show you a cocksucker from Guatemala.”
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| Menace |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 7:26 PM | Message # 74 |
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Why nobody talks about fart pussies anymore ?? you know when u fuck and the pussy has an extra air in it and it goes like a fart why people stop talking about that ?? i was thinking when a hot young chick dies she goes deep in the ground whit fairly nice boobs fairly nice pussy and a moderately tight asshole why we can salvage other organs why we don't salvage pussies ?? we can give them to a old man up in the mountains give me a little hope why we don't make The Save A Pussy Foundation ?? that would be a good idea fairly decent pussies for fairly decent men
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| Menace |
Date: Saturday, 24/Jan/09, 8:04 PM | Message # 75 |
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Quote (8DiagramsOfDeath) LOL Wow Spirit that's the best thing I've heard for months what ?? i still don't get this nickname Spirit this a nickname from these anime Ching and Kong movies or something ?? ohh yeah and i got a joke for Nate !!! JAPAN SUCKS !!!! 
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