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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 9:36 PM | Message # 16

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 why people make such fuzz about gays?? GAYS DESTROYS your family !! they say or If u are exposed to gayness u will become one !! they say that too . well i dont understand cause i think Jehovah's Witnesses are more dangerous that homos at least Jehovah's Witnesses beat at your door early in the morning trying to preach the word well for me thats dangerous i mean i never saw Gays going door to door preaching about fucking in the ass and how u can bring heaven on earth just fucking in the ass man its crazy i say biggrin
Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 9:48 PM | Message # 17

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why people make such fuzz about gays?? GAYS DESTROYS your family !! they say or If u are exposed to gayness u will become one !! they say that too . well i dont understand cause i think Jehovah's Witnesses are more dangerous that homos at least Jehovah's Witnesses beat at your door early in the morning trying to preach the word well for me thats dangerous i mean i never saw Gays going door to door preaching about fucking in the ass and how u can bring heaven on earth just fucking in the ass man its crazy i say

thats a joke.....kinda harsh
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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 9:54 PM | Message # 18

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thats a joke.....kinda harsh

why?? dude its humor i been to a few open mics myself i am a very rude joke teller ask kadachy i destroyed him on Msn lol biggrin ohhh let me tell u another one a slight weak one::

i didnt have a pen to write on the paper and i asked my mom/!! Ayee mom would u mind borrowing me your pen please !! she replied !! Ayee use your cock as a pen and your balls as the eraser !!

Lord_Meth Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 9:56 PM | Message # 19

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i didnt have a pen to write on the paper and i asked my mom/!! Ayee mom would u mind borrowing me your pen please !! she replied !! Ayee use your cock as a pen and your balls as the eraser !!

surprised
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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 9:59 PM | Message # 20

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surprised

why surprised??? i got a joke about surprises wanna hear it??

EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:14 PM | Message # 21

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i didnt have a pen to write on the paper and i asked my mom/!! Ayee mom would u mind borrowing me your pen please !! she replied !! Ayee use your cock as a pen and your balls as the eraser !!

well that is where the pen is.

but really though i don't get that one

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ilikebacon3000 Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:16 PM | Message # 22

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they say or If u are exposed to gayness u will become one !!

Well i hang around you and im not gay.
Life's a bitch and I'm just along for the ride.
Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:16 PM | Message # 23

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well that is where the pen is.

but really though i don't get that one

the punchline is that my mom really said that

EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:26 PM | Message # 24

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 what do you call a chinese with a big finger?

Will Hung

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EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:27 PM | Message # 25

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the punchline is that my mom really said that

lol thats funny. i also tried to add to the joke pen-is but it was lame.

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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:28 PM | Message # 26

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what do you call a chinese with a big finger?

Will Hung

that i dont really get i mean my joke was like mmmkay but i dont get that happy

EmSeeD Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:29 PM | Message # 27

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that i dont really get i mean my joke was like mmmkay but i dont get that

hung means you have an erection but hung is a common chinese name i think, well it sounds chinese anyway

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SoulRas Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:30 PM | Message # 28

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micro WAVES.. Get it?

..what?

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Boner-Jamz-11 Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:34 PM | Message # 29

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Menace Date: Sunday, 14/Dec/08, 10:34 PM | Message # 30

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 If God dropped acid, would he see people?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

I’m desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets.

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole damn airplane made out of that shit?

Why are hemorrhoids called “hemorrhoids” instead of “assteroids”?

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