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The Comedy Cypher!!!!
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| eboyd |
Date: Friday, 26/Feb/10, 11:15 PM | Message # 16 |
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Lol why am I in everyone's gay stories? 
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
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| Lord_Meth |
Date: Saturday, 27/Feb/10, 10:58 AM | Message # 17 |
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Quote (eboyd) Lol why am I in everyone's gay stories?
Lol this is true for some reason.....In mine tho u were a pedophile lol Ill write another one later in the day
Sick With It
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| El_Matador |
Date: Saturday, 27/Feb/10, 2:46 PM | Message # 18 |
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Quote (eboyd) Lol why am I in everyone's gay stories? you'll be a guy obsessed with bestiality in my story. I'll write it when I get some time, don't worry
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger 
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Saturday, 27/Feb/10, 2:56 PM | Message # 19 |
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mine was mostly about agent sex who is a different character, though agent x did get mentioned when agent sex tossed him
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 05/Mar/10, 1:40 AM | Message # 20 |
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it was only me and sony
we used to blast kid
even though
the hoe was cheap fake and plastic
made of material,
that never ever lasted,
too weak to see
the way they play her
going spastic
as a real rhyme sayer
cassette deck was open clear
with wear and tear
when it saw the demographics
now all the clowns
wanna bounce like elastic sick of hearing
this bullshit reach us
with its cheap
ass useless features
so i stole a kids radio
gagged its mouth
stuck my cock in its speakers
thats what you get
you innoculous leaches came down the throat
soaked the wet tape deck
hit it from the bass
like a pony i was laced
told sony
shut its face,
then a verbal dilema
hit the antena
got me stuck
i think i'm fucked,
in a sticky situation
coz every phony cronys
got on sonys knob
now this bullshits on every station
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Friday, 05/Mar/10, 8:17 AM | Message # 21 |
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Quote (eboyd) Broadcast to all ye local emcees:/
I would like you all to get on your knees/
And blow me because it's obvious that you all swallow/
I burned my rhyme path so that you can't follow/
Every mic I've ever picked up I've blessed/
I do whatever I want and I could care less/
I'll abduct your magazine editor and have him write that my album sucks/
And that fans shouldn't bother wasting their fifteen bucks/
Sell 20 copies of my CD infected with VD/
At the AIDS walk to families of kids with HIV/
I'm crazy. I'll even take a dump on stage/
Go on a rampage and piss on the crowd during police raid/
this is the only verse in this thread without the mentioning of the following words: dick, cock or "tube".....when ppl werent even supposed to write specifically a GAY verse, just a funny verse.....so penises subconsciously amuse you people, naaasty!!
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 05/Mar/10, 8:13 PM | Message # 22 |
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i was just writing a comedy song so i thought i might as well put it in here
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| eboyd |
Date: Saturday, 06/Mar/10, 2:45 AM | Message # 23 |
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Quote (s0dr2) this is the only verse in this thread without the mentioning of the following words: dick, cock or "tube".....when ppl werent even supposed to write specifically a GAY verse, just a funny verse.....so penises subconsciously amuse you people, naaasty!!  RHHHF Real
Hip
Hop
Homos
Forever
my new theme song
erikboyd60@hotmail.com
"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"
-T.S. Eliot
battle record:
7-0-0
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| s0dr2 |
Date: Saturday, 06/Mar/10, 5:10 AM | Message # 24 |
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Quote (eboyd) RHHHF Real
Hip
Hop
Homos
Forever
IT'S IN THE GAME!!
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbour. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." - Mark Twain
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| LLyRiC |
Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 0:34 AM | Message # 25 |
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sometimes i think this site is full of faggets
lol
L.L.y.R.i.C. L.et L.oose Y.our R.eal I.nner C.reativity spreading the word through my music
that real true hip hop that i love
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| El_Matador |
Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 9:32 AM | Message # 26 |
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Quote (LLyRiC) sometimes i think this site is full of faggets That's the right answer. You won $0 000 000
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 7:43 PM | Message # 27 |
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Posts: 11464
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it was only me and sony
we used to blast kid
even though
the hoe was cheap fake and plastic
made of material,
that never ever lasted,
too weak to see
the way they play her
going spastic
as a real rhyme sayer
cassette deck was open clear
with wear and tear
when it saw the demographics
now all the clowns
wanna bounce like elastic sick of hearing
this bullshit reach us
with its cheap
ass useless features
so i stole a kids radio
gagged its mouth
stuck my cock in its speakers
thats what you get
you innoculous leaches came down the throat
soaked the wet tape deck
hit it from the bass
like a pony i was laced
told sony
shut its face,
then a verbal dilema
hit the antena
got me stuck
i think i'm fucked,
in a sticky situation
coz every phony cronys
got on sonys knob
now this bullshits on every station i re-wrote it to fit a beat lol, keep in mind its a joke song,
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| El_Matador |
Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 10:28 PM | Message # 28 |
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Posts: 3347
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LL COOL J - CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY RADIO REMIX (FIRST FEW LINES) My radio, believe me, it likes my cock
Cos when I put it inside sometimes it gets stuck
Balls clappin' with the sweet, gay-ass beat
While my ass cheeks are whistlin' with discreet
I'm sorry if you can't understand when in stress
I need radio's antenna inside my ass (Keep in mind it's a joke shit, Em-seed had an idea to collab and make a track about fucking the radio)
MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Sunday, 07/Mar/10, 10:52 PM | Message # 29 |
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lol you can be the villain in the story, the weirdo who loves the music on the radio and wants the radio to fuck him lol and i'm the pissed off rapper who hates music on the radio so much i rape it
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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| EmSeeD |
Date: Friday, 12/Mar/10, 1:22 AM | Message # 30 |
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Posts: 11464
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you can take my shoes
you can wear my hat
you can lick my .... ice cream
you can break my back
you can scoop my eyes clean
even rape my cat
you can piss in my sockets
slowly twist my sacks
you can sand my teeth blunt
and eat out my.......donkey
even pop my ear drums
you can tug my hair out
cut my ears off
with a pair of scissors
that you dipped in acid
and then cut my.....*thinks about what sodr said..ah fuck it* cock off
with a piece of plastic
http://chirbit.com/emseed
http://youtube.com/siwooot
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