When I was in school I had the worst teacher ever, and I wrote a song about her.lol
She was a really posh asian women, n we had a running joke that she was secretly did crack.....(hence the subject of the song) The Minoti Song, Part 1
'ratta tat tat' an thats that...few seconds later shes graspin' her bat...ready for the rasta man,
..ready for the same shit, different day act that she pulls for that crap.
1,2,3...Rasta man come to see...who be, Poppin' round at a quarter to 3...
"Just another keen Feen after sum Lean Cuisine? Lets see...
arrr shit...sum Crazy Asian Lady Lookin' mean...Fuck it she aint no Feen, she aint into this scene.
4,5,6...No need for tricks, She aint doin' it for Kicks...You don't mess around when your after a Fix.
Rasta Man be chillin', he aint heard of the Crazy Asian, Rasta killin, Blood Spillin', Graveyard Fillin'...
... AK Billin' Minoti 'dirty illin' Dutta. What a sucka.
7,8,9...its Showtime, fuck the Bat...this Rasta's gettin it Grime time. Time for the 9...
There aint much time...but theres always time for the 9. "This 9 is mine, and in time this 9 will send me into the Sublime...
Into the trip, Into the deep Ocean of the mind...This Rasta's gonna taste My 9...and i'm gonna have whats mine.
He wants to fight...thats fine, just another Rasta Man Gone with the Wind. Just another Body Bag to put in the Bin."
10...an open window...In a Crack Den...In these Endz?
Bish Bash Bosh and Shes In...Scopes the room for any signs of Billin', Silly Rasta Men wid there bate up Sensimillin'.
11,12,13...by now, She's as Keen as She's Mean...an Just like a feen she goes for the Lean Cuisine...
Bish Bash Bosh an shes Lost...and at what cost? Surprise is the Key, to this 'Pop Pop an Go' shit...
..But this shit is the Key, to the Sublime Trippin', Rasta Killin', Dirty Illin', Goin with the Flow shit.
999... "sum crazy asian lady's here wid' a 9...she's about to get grime time, you gotta get here quick time"
Pop Pop Pop!! "Thats the sound of my 9, Just another Crack Den, Just another Day...Just another way to get Mine"
My mate wrote this shit..
A Cack Handed, Crack Addict with a Smack Habit...She'll Hypnotise you with her Black Magic,
..a Back handed slap for dat Wack Shit... shes a real violent bitch... dont make her trigger finger twitch,
cause its itchy... she feenin to fire...on any muddafucka in da room... hear her gatt go boom...
see some kids head POP... like a fuckin balloon... she so high, like she jus landed on the moon,
she about to bring about everyones doom, call her the terminator... only badder, madder an meaner...
better believe it... she comin for you like a mafia hit, you're in the shit... like up shit creek...
with no paddles... man, its like 50 feet deep, wid a steep drop... guess whos waitin at the bottom?
yeah its minoti... crazy ass bitch... with a nasty trigger finger twitch... did i jus hear you call
her a whore?
one crack den, two crack den, three crack den, four... this bitch dont stop til yo face is in da floor
she'll maul an mutilate... dont dare you agitate, she'll burn you like cremate... mate...
this is your fate... murked by minoti... darked by dutta... she bigger, badder an you know dat bitch is a shotta
Minoti Song, Part 2
oh my Gosh, Minoti's so posh, but secretly...she blatently likes to bosh, Chasing the Dragon
all night long...Ridin' dat Poney...Tokin' Dat Bong. Oh Minoti...Loves to mong, Boffin dat shit
like it was 1991...Droppin Pills for fun, Munchin dem Shrooomz an she aint done...
Crazy ass Minoti Does it like a Junky, all day, all night...to the break of dawn, This bitch
dont stop till the break of dawn.
An dat aint it, dat aint shit...Jus' to keep fit, a lil bit of this, a lil bit of that...
General tit for tat chit chat jus' dont fit for this old bat.
Sittin on 22's, Trippin' on Sugar Cubes, Dippin' Shroomz in Test Tubes...Oh Minoti's got da Blues.
Sellin' Shoes, for food...But none of dat edible shit...s'all about dat incredible shit...dat Sly Stallone Rocky shit.
Ohhhhhh Fuck a Duck and call it Mary, Minoti's Muddafucked. Shes swimming with the underwater fairies... they're thinkin
'damn, shes hairy...' even figments of imagination think shes scary.
Brap diddidy brap dap da dappidy doo doo da dooppidy pooh pooh dee poohpiddy poop loop la loop doop
da woop woop da wooopiddy fook fook........
thats it...the end is near, 5 in the mornin and dear oh dear, her fear was clear. Its clear,
its not her year...dear old minoti's ever so near...to da doop doopiddy loop loop da fruit loop freak out troop.
and its true...that fear, is the fruitiest loop an da freakiest fruit...and another 10minutes with no zoot,
an she'll be the fruitiest loop of the loopiddy loop loop troop.
haha I used to find this shit hilarious back in the day.lol Wrote this shit like 4 years ago :O
