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El_Matador vs. 8Diagrams

8Diagrams

Date: Sunday, 20/Sep/09, 6:09 PM | Message # 1

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First Verse: 8 bars
Second Verse: 16 bars
Third Verse: Unlimited

I go first because you're my pimp unfortunately LMAO:

Too busy in the vaginal system to realize the open world filled with better emcees/
You couldn't find fish if you were in one of the seven seas/
Now I lyrically molest you like the pedobear/
And I got more fools worried than the Red Scare/
You think you got me, but I slip away like soap/
Don't bend over, the dude got a supacock longer than a rope/
You admitted on YT you need to get laid/
Just go out and get it, the bitch need to get paid

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Menace

Date: Sunday, 20/Sep/09, 6:31 PM | Message # 2

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the battle between a pervert and a homosexual

s0dr2

Date: Sunday, 20/Sep/09, 6:33 PM | Message # 3

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which ones which again?

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EmSeeD

Date: Sunday, 20/Sep/09, 6:40 PM | Message # 4

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8 are you crazy, matador is actually pretty good

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El_Matador

Date: Sunday, 20/Sep/09, 7:42 PM | Message # 5

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the battle between a pervert and a homosexual

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's my verse bro

I'm in one of those seas, you better get on the raft
I'm a lyrical Poseidon, I'll cause all 7 seas to draught
Beg for mercy, say your prayers, whine like chick
You are G.O.A.T. - Gayest Of All The Time, G
I rock those mics to many degrees
Like you doing it to cocks down on your knees
I'm bored Russell, stop that gay-ass hustle
And show me some true lyrical muscle

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I go first because you're my pimp unfortunately

Haha word up fam

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

El_Matador

Date: Monday, 21/Sep/09, 3:31 PM | Message # 6

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Here u go. I wrote that in 12 minutes. Its lack of more advanced wordplay and lines are mad long, but I didn't want to edit that, I dont feel good today.

You came back with another gay-ass frolic
I just don't know how to call it
Your rhymes stinks like a homeless alcoholic
Here CUMES something big, you'll never swallow it
Yo, you can start to run, but I'll catch you like a colic

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I got a mind deeper than any dicking you to some fish/

Dickin to fish? You sound like you had some shit to confess
Yes, you got deep mind - but not as much as ass

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You may be one of those seas, but I got influence as big as an ocean/
I'm like a mob boss, I put every motherfuckin' thing in motion/

You're gay mob boss, you put every motherfuckin' guy in motion
With emotions, they got influence on your butt - its big as ocean
Bad news, your cockboys left disease in you
And your wack rhymes are about to freeze in you
Fool, you're just like Santa Clause, no one believes in you
I'm about to trample you like a maggot, with no warning signs
Along with your "sweety hello kitty faggot-ass" rhymes
But you aint a gay, your sex shit is a lie, you cant deny
I get pussy, you get cake, like that guy in American Pie

MENACE 2 JOKER: Go back to Mexico you damn spic
JOKER 2 MENACE: Shut up you fake nigga your a damn sand nigger not a full nigger

EmSeeD

Date: Monday, 21/Sep/09, 9:53 PM | Message # 7

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i vote El_matador

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eboyd

Date: Monday, 21/Sep/09, 10:46 PM | Message # 8

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Quote (8Diagrams)

Misprouncing draught

Drought (pronounced DROWT) is a lack of water in a specific region. draught (which is pronounced DRAFT) on the other hand us a breeze.

my new theme song

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eboyd

Date: Monday, 21/Sep/09, 10:55 PM | Message # 9

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because draught rhymes with raft and it's a British spelling.

my new theme song

erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

eboyd

Date: Monday, 21/Sep/09, 11:07 PM | Message # 10

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my new theme song

erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

EmSeeD

Date: Monday, 21/Sep/09, 11:12 PM | Message # 11

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Too busy in the vaginal system to realize the open world filled with better emcees/

this line seemed really long and instead of saying to busy in the vaginal system why not just say too busy in pussy or something, instead of writing it that long.

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You couldn't find fish if you were in one of the seven seas/

okay but why would he want to find fish?

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Now I lyrically molest you like the pedobear/
And I got more fools worried than the Red Scare/
You think you got me, but I slip away like soap/
Don't bend over, the dude got a supacock longer than a rope/
You admitted on YT you need to get laid/
Just go out and get it, the bitch need to get paid

its okay but rhymes about molesting the other guy aren't really my thing,

i just think el matador was a lot more consistant

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CTownHoodProductions

Date: Tuesday, 22/Sep/09, 11:20 AM | Message # 12

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I will go with el matador

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El_Matador

Date: Tuesday, 22/Sep/09, 2:56 PM | Message # 13

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lolololololol why you guys voting while battle aint over? LMAO

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So caught up in editing, can't even release you and Erik's track/

A line you came out with after a long debate
Cant release it, thats why I say no date

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We called it sin, because it sent us to hell/

So welcome to hell, the place where you'd be a coward
My evil will have Mephistopheles devoured
I'm full of lyrical bane, I'm almost overpowered
Your pants are full of shit, too much gore
Dont like guts as a decore?
Ok, child, I promise no more horrorcore
Cos I see you can’t fight
You spent all night tryin’ to type a good rhyme
Ok, fine, climb on your mind
Try to ignite and recite tongue twister
But you'll whine like a lil tike, mister
When you'll hear my sinister whisper
If you shine like Smith-N-Wessun then Im a master of waltz
You do shine, but in a style of shaved balls
My rhyme scheme is blessed
Nothing but a success
Doin' my profess with no stress
Got more rhymes than you had cocks in yo' ass