okay,

this jewish dude is already using excuses for being useless, nice ending dufus,
your verse is the typical australian daddy's Tasmanian fantasy
i bet your birth's the reason why you seem obsessed with beastiality,
you fell off the faggot tree, see, life was hard as an erratic adolescant,
so i'm really glad this retard's met that fuckin faggot methodz...(thats the other kid his dad molested)
see its, erratic and methodz, shit sounds like its a marriage in heaven..
if faggots could get in...now i know this fool isn't too clever
coz i've never seen two dudes, who need to share their account together
fuck look at the avatar you choose, a "batty" boy in tight leather
really, who chose that gay shit? i bet he's methodz made bitch,
and that gay pics not even batman, thats was you in dominatrix
two aussie dudes swallowing lube, blowing didgeridoo's, as preparation to take dicks
deep throat, in dreams you see it coming in your sleep bro
just like we did with all those shitty weak sheep jokes
saying my shit's absurd? thats the third time you've rhymed about boys and rape in church
so look you undercover homo please stop, touching your mothers cunt's the only time you'll beat box

this whole verse was fucking awesome, but this line was ridiculous!

my new theme song



erikboyd60@hotmail.com

"True poetry can communicate before it is understood"

-T.S. Eliot

battle record:

7-0-0

Don;t take my earthquake joke to heart bro.

Added (03/Mar/11, 10:10 Am)
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really good verse you wrote btw

i'll post my verse up after the rugby

Added (04/Mar/11, 5:04 PM)
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Now here we are the last verse, maybe I should of ask first for a better opponent,
and not this gay nerd yeah you say words, But none of it relevant I will crush your spirit
like an elephant, But yo for real keep talking you might actually say something intelligent,
It's true I changed my pick, but not cause I'm a bitch see, after he said it was me in dominatrix
suit, He emailed me like “Your so sexy”, When this guy listens to hip-hop music. His dad becomes abusive and just looses it, and beats him till his covered in purple welts, and his like “BUT DAD IM JUST TRYING TO EXPRESS MYSELF!”,This faggot so pathetic it's hectic, Admit it you have a fetish for methodz that's why his name is always mentioned, You stupid little cock smoking piece
of shit, You know it made me think, it's actually true you are what you eat , so that's why emseed's
such a dick, Yeah he loves to take cock, from Fat kid's skinny kids, tough kids sissy kid, kid's
that claim on rocks, ...even kids with chicken pox, Now I ain't saying your mother a gold digger
I'm saying she's a fat whore, But like incest in your family, it's been done before, Yeah I'm Jew
who run's with the Klu Klux, I don't know how that's true but, I'll lynch this bitch and hang him from his family tree, I will fuck you up with my “Jew”jitsu, And my knife cut your flesh tissue
and this cunt has more of an issue, I'll get your sister drunk and date rape the slut, You talk about necrophilia so after that's what I'll do to her, then I'll get my buddy's to perform sodomy on her autopsy, you keep saying all that Jewish stuff, I bet this cunt wishes he was one, each night cries to his mum like “MUM! WHY COULDN'T ERATIKZ BE MY DAD” and his mums like “cause he doesn't like fags, just accept it you'll always be worthless, spitting shit verses like you do it on purpose, But is it worth it? Trying your hardest each time, To only ever saying some gay lines?
In all of your lame rhymes, I bet you can take 10 cocks up the arse at the same time,
I can write shit that makes people think I'm necro, You think you can rap? Heck no, When you go to rap people are like “Come on emseed let's go your fucking embarrassing” you have some weird habits.. If jack the rabbit helped him, He'd help jack the rabbit, I got sick tactics I'll slap and smack
this stupid crack addict, acting like he can rhyme savage, But all you seem to do is sound average
See Emseed I know it must really make you sad, each day writing stuff you think is rad, but end up like a chick on her rags when his dad, wont accept the fact his a fag, And I'm not been delirious
his dad only fucks him when his mum or sister is having there period, but I know its something you enjoy, you and your old man have a deliverance style romance, You love to take his cock in your two-hands, this prick likes weird sex talk, and that's some real shit..he loves it when his dads like
“I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig”

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this was one heated battle,...they should of broadcast it live...

(AUS) VS (N.Z.)
Eratik vs Emseed
Kangaroo VS Kewi Bird
Kaotic floods vs tragic earthquake

GOOD MATCH BUDDY

anyway

in the first round, i didn't even diss jews at all,
but he needed an excuse to use all his jewish rebuttals,
its insecure bro and its easy to slay them
he has a long list and spends all day as he crates them,
well okay right then i was lying, a jew would never spend time,
but its fuckin annoying so i'll play into that cheap style
you deep throat your own nose each time you smile
if i made you lose, that would just be Jew-venile (juvenile)
so go do jew jitzu i couldn't give a shit fool, guys who are jews are the size of shitzu's
a name that fits you, bitch you should go and kill yourself like Yoshimitsu,
i'll help and put a ginsu straight into the tissue of your bitches ribs too..
go back for seconds stick my fist through,
but you'd find the shit blissful, like i granted the kid his wish since no body would miss you
you must have issues, coz when i diss you, you seem pissed
yet all you do is diss a sister of mine that doesn't even exist
i'd diss his sis but...thats going too far
its why you shouldn't write, diss rhymes, that describe how you are
plus you ain't a jew who runs with the klu kluxx, only thing you hang is your two nuts
over methodz as the dude sucks while your father beats you up
but now i know why he gets upset,
whenever i mention methodz its a sensitive subject, his psychiatrist hasn't touched yet
but yet, this cunt said he "rap's like necro", but i agree though, coz he's a "shitty" emcee
you're erratic and your true habbit, is smoking meth on your knees...literally
and who fuck is jack the rabbit??? some character you just made up?
or is jack the rabbit code for sucking your fathers nuts
really you're the dumbest fuck, any idiot could see, and when your dad fucks you up, you're his dumbest fuck..literally
if you say its kangaroo's vs kiwi's? that means you've seen the last world cup
i put in more work than a christchurch re-builder...and erratic handles wood like...a christchurch re-builder
talk about the disaster in christchurch right, but it'll be gone after a matter of nights
while this faggot has to live through a disaster of a life
but i stop disasters all the time, and recently i needed to push higher
started up australian floods when i dug his mother out, just to stop the australian drought
...but now her bush started a bush fire
when i read you verse, i literally fell asleep,
i should knock you into daze 7 ways the way you rhyme so weak
you're just depressed, you ordered Cock tail and found out it was just a drink
plus your mother jacks pipes like a kitchen sink
and guess where this mother fucker likes to sleep

you can vote now

But my vote goes to Muzzy. That beatbox ur mom cunt line was crazy LMAO!

nah bro the other meth lol, Methodz

Even though in the rules it says

"no dick riding votes"

It all so said no religious joke (or whatever)

but yeah i'll let it slide

Added (07/Mar/11, 10:35 Am)
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sorry to sound like a sore loser.

Added (07/Mar/11, 10:39 Am)
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To elaborate, so you won't think I voted for him because I'm a dickrider.
The reason I voted for Emseed is that he had good puns, whereas you had few. Most of your jokes where just childish (I'm talking about the sexually-abused-by-family shit, not at all original, you hear it all the time on youtube when some kids are angry because of some comments on a video) and you were sorta irrelevant, and it really did seem like you were inspired by your own experiences, since your assumptions weren't grounded on anything at all, and I find that it's important that you tie the conclusion to your opponent somehow.
I was able to make a flow out of what Emseed wrote, opposed to your verses, where I really had to rearrange the sentence to find a rhyme. I tried to ignore the structure for a moment (maybe you were just upset)a bit and focus on subject matter, and you didn't come out the victor.
When one leaves the battle with his feelings and pride hurt, it's pretty obvious who's won.

You weren't too bad, actually pretty good, just not better.